I am drunk.
I need some fucking chapstick. That is all.
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Go there. Make him famous.
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9 comments:
Any specific flavour? Strawberry? Blueberry? Gin? Whisky? Vodka? I have them all. :)
Julie probably hid it, the asshole.
i thought that capricorn person said you hid it in your asshole. yikes.
Less than an hour after we leave the bars you're blogging? That's dedication. I hope these people realize how much you sacrifice for them. :-)
even though i appeared to be asleep on the couch....i heard you saying you needed chapstick. i was going to tell you that i have some in my purse......but i was too tired to open my mouth and speak. i'm glad you found some in the end though.
I am so addicted to chapstick, my husband thinks there's crack in it. I seriously have to make sure it's available everywhere. I keep them in my bedroom, bathroom, purse, pocket, etc. If I am without, I become an uber-bitch until I get it. If I were drunk and couldn't find any? I think I would cry. Wow, I'm pathetic.
WTF Allie, why didn't you call me and we could have had drunk time together!?
fucking chapstick... is that some new type with a little vibrator built into the lid? Or with an orifice somewhere on the tube???
I share this OCD trait with you. I have them stashed EVERYWHERE and would probably go insane if I didn't have access to any. Currently stashed: on office desk, in car console, on window sil next to bed, in purse, in drawer in kitchen.
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