even though i appeared to be asleep on the couch....i heard you saying you needed chapstick. i was going to tell you that i have some in my purse......but i was too tired to open my mouth and speak. i'm glad you found some in the end though.
I am so addicted to chapstick, my husband thinks there's crack in it. I seriously have to make sure it's available everywhere. I keep them in my bedroom, bathroom, purse, pocket, etc. If I am without, I become an uber-bitch until I get it. If I were drunk and couldn't find any? I think I would cry. Wow, I'm pathetic.
I share this OCD trait with you. I have them stashed EVERYWHERE and would probably go insane if I didn't have access to any. Currently stashed: on office desk, in car console, on window sil next to bed, in purse, in drawer in kitchen.
Any specific flavour? Strawberry? Blueberry? Gin? Whisky? Vodka? I have them all. :)
ReplyDeleteJulie probably hid it, the asshole.
ReplyDeletei thought that capricorn person said you hid it in your asshole. yikes.
ReplyDeleteLess than an hour after we leave the bars you're blogging? That's dedication. I hope these people realize how much you sacrifice for them. :-)
ReplyDeleteeven though i appeared to be asleep on the couch....i heard you saying you needed chapstick. i was going to tell you that i have some in my purse......but i was too tired to open my mouth and speak. i'm glad you found some in the end though.
ReplyDeleteI am so addicted to chapstick, my husband thinks there's crack in it. I seriously have to make sure it's available everywhere. I keep them in my bedroom, bathroom, purse, pocket, etc. If I am without, I become an uber-bitch until I get it. If I were drunk and couldn't find any? I think I would cry. Wow, I'm pathetic.
ReplyDeleteWTF Allie, why didn't you call me and we could have had drunk time together!?
ReplyDeletefucking chapstick... is that some new type with a little vibrator built into the lid? Or with an orifice somewhere on the tube???
ReplyDeleteI share this OCD trait with you. I have them stashed EVERYWHERE and would probably go insane if I didn't have access to any. Currently stashed: on office desk, in car console, on window sil next to bed, in purse, in drawer in kitchen.
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