WELCOME TO THE MOST FESTIVE FUCKING BLOG EVER





28 comments:

Veronica Marcetti Dimick said...

LOVE it. So festive I almost peed my pants when the page loaded. If "almost" means "totally."

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Aw, man! I left my WEEE! excited comment on your last post. This one wasn't here yet when I came over. Now it totally DOES look like I was high when I commented.

j-face said...

Now the header makes it look like you get everything you want by any means necessary (like Predator)... and you love the holidays.

well done Allie.

Tony said...

Wow...this is actually quite bad ass. It makes me want to go get a tree or something and drink eggnog even though I dislike eggnog. Maybe roast a delicious ham...

dogimo said...

DEFIANTLY festive. I wish I could walk around festooned with drawn-on cartooned antlers.

You know what, it would be pointless for me to try, even if I could. Because I could not possibly cop the proper facial expression that you demonstrate so effortlessly here. Defiant jaw...lips pursed tautly between scorn and the possible merciful suspension of scorn...eyes wary, but narrowing with vigilance...holy shit Allie!

You are the Spirit of Christmas Vengeance!!!

Twewi said...

You don't fuck around when it comes to festivities.

Nikole said...

Woah, if you go all the way to the bottom of the page and then scroll up really quick-like the lights make you feel high. Or maybe I just am high. It's hard to tell these days.

Julia said...

you should totally leave the "lights" up all year until your neighbors yell at you for leaving up your out-of-season decorations

Organic Meatbag said...

This was SO festive, I think I popped a chubby...

Kurt said...

Sometimes it's hard to tell if the person is wearing the antlers or if the antlers are wearing the person.

In this case it's obvious though.

I didn't make a "Nice rack." joke, because I am classier than I can even stand sometimes.

otherworldlyone said...

I was going to make a nice rack joke, but Kurt foiled my plan. Thanks Kurt.

Blaise said...

"Drink the fucking eggnog. Or else."
Seriously. you have a mean look-of-death, girlie.

Just.Kate said...

My favorite part is the wall socket, because every year I think, "I should put up lights" followed by, "But then there would be cords all over and I only have bright orange ones and maybe snow would cover it but MAYBE NOT and then I'd have a very merry orange cord Christmas lawn and where would I plug that shit in, anyway?"

Thanks for providing answers to the big questions.

bonequinhoda bic said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,AWSOME!
BIG,ENOURMOUS,HUUUUUUUUUGE KISS!:)

mepsipax said...

I fucking love it an ADD ohhh shiny way.
Such a seriously festive face. Fucking a.

Ed Adams said...

That's a seriously horny pic.

Get it?

Cause it's lamer than "nice rack".

Anyway, you deserve an award for Awesomestnesstastically Decorated Blog.

Amy said...

Oh so very Merry. With a side of fear of bodily harm thrown in.

Sherri said...

Festive? Yes.
Slow-loading because of all of the festiveness? YES.

Josh Gard said...

You're the best MS-Paint artist I've ever known! I'm not even really into the whole holiday season this year, but this totally made me smile. :)

Birdie! said...

Dude. I need to know what a potlach is. And I'm too lazy to surf the internet for it. Also, I'm eating ham, so I can't - I don't have a free hand. My ham-hand is in use.

Vicki said...

Horrifying and tremendous. Just like the story of the real Christmas. Found your blog through The Bloggess. Rawk.

Sarah P said...

You're an Internet deSIGner, and you're SUper prepared. We have a Christmas tree, but it doesn't even have lights yet.
My three-year-olds keep saying, "We need ornaments. And lights. And a star on top."

Veronica Marcetti Dimick said...

I like the change in phrase. :)

timoteo said...

Dear Allie,

The simple touch of making the lights look they are actually glowing is blowing my mind. BLOWING MY MIND.

Timoteo

brian said...

This is fantastic.

dogimo said...

That word balloon presents a whole new memery opportunity. It's the Make Christmas Allie Say Whatever You Want Meme!

Unfortunately, even if you gave the global go-ahead on that one, I'd be pretty much way too embarrassed and self-conscious to post mine.

Candice said...

Holy crap it's Christmas!!

Elizabeth Kaylene said...

I like your antlers. (Said in a redneck voice.)