It's disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can be almost pleasantly indulgent when you have a way to justify it - you can listen to sad music and imagine yourself as the protagonist in a dramatic movie. You can gaze out the window while you're crying and think "This is so sad. I can't even believe how sad this whole situation is. I bet even a reenactment of my sadness could bring an entire theater audience to tears."
But my sadness didn't have a purpose. Listening to sad music and imagining that my life was a movie just made me feel kind of weird because I couldn't really get behind the idea of a movie where the character is sad for no reason.
Essentially, I was being robbed of my right to feel self pity, which is the only redeeming part of sadness.
And for a little bit, that was a good enough reason to pity myself.
Standing around feeling sorry for myself was momentarily exhilarating, but I grew tired of it quickly. "That will do," I thought. "I've had my fun, let's move on to something else now." But the sadness didn't go away.
I tried to force myself to not be sad.
But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms trying to punch themselves until their hands grow back. A fundamental component of the plan is missing and it isn't going to work.
When I couldn't will myself to not be sad, I became frustrated and angry. In a final, desperate attempt to regain power over myself, I turned to shame as a sort of motivational tool.
But, since I was depressed, this tactic was less inspirational and more just a way to oppress myself with hatred.
Which made me more sad.
Which then made me more frustrated and abusive.
And that made me even more sad, and so on and so forth until the only way to adequately express my sadness was to crawl very slowly across the floor.
The self-loathing and shame had ceased to be even slightly productive, but it was too late to go back at that point, so I just kept going. I followed myself around like a bully, narrating my thoughts and actions with a constant stream of abuse.
I spent months shut in my house, surfing the internet on top of a pile of my own dirty laundry which I set on the couch for "just a second" because I experienced a sudden moment of apathy on my way to the washer and couldn't continue. And then, two weeks later, I still hadn't completed that journey. But who cares - it wasn't like I had been showering regularly and sitting on a pile of clothes isn't necessarily uncomfortable. But even if it was, I couldn't feel anything through the self hatred anyway, so it didn't matter. JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE.
Slowly, my feelings started to shrivel up. The few that managed to survive the constant beatings staggered around like wounded baby deer, just biding their time until they could die and join all the other carcasses strewn across the wasteland of my soul.
I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to hate myself anymore.
I just drifted around, completely unsure of what I was feeling or whether I could actually feel anything at all.
If my life was a movie, the turning point of my depression would have been inspirational and meaningful. It would have involved wisdom-filled epiphanies about discovering my true self and I would conquer my demons and go on to live out the rest of my life in happiness.
Instead, my turning point mostly hinged upon the fact that I had rented some movies and then I didn't return them for too long.
The late fees had reached the point where the injustice of paying any more than I already owed outweighed my apathy. I considered just keeping the movies and never going to the video store again, but then I remembered that I still wanted to re-watch Jumanji.
I put on some clothes, put the movies in my backpack and biked to the video store. It was the slowest, most resentful bike ride ever.
And when I arrived, I found out that they didn't even have Jumanji in.
Just as I was debating whether I should settle on a movie that wasn't Jumanji or go home and stare in abject silence, I noticed a woman looking at me weirdly from a couple rows over.
She was probably looking at me that way because I looked really, really depressed and I was dressed like an eskimo vagrant.
Normally, I would have felt an instant, crushing sense of self-consciousness, but instead, I felt nothing.
I've always wanted to not give a fuck. While crying helplessly into my pillow for no good reason, I would often fantasize that maybe someday I could be one of those stoic badasses whose emotions are mostly comprised of rock music and not being afraid of things. And finally - finally - after a lifetime of feelings and anxiety and more feelings, I didn't have any feelings left. I had spent my last feeling being disappointed that I couldn't rent Jumanji.
I felt invincible.
And thus began a tiny rebellion.
And that's how my depression got so horrible that it actually broke through to the other side and became a sort of fear-proof exoskeleton.
4,235 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 4201 – 4235 of 4235So so sorry to hear what you've been through this year, but so so happy that you are getting through it. Just keep on trucking along and know that you have so many people supporting you. *bear hug*
Allie, you are such an amazing individual, especially now more than ever. And us readers are so blessed and fortunate that you decided not to give up on us; thank you. You probably do not have time to go through all 4000 comments (shame it's not over 9000 yet), I hope you are doing well. May you never lose your sense of humour.
Allie, I know the chances of you finding this in thousands of comments is slim to none, but I just wanted to let you know anyway. I am in counseling for PTSD after I was sexually abused, and I have horrible trust issues. The only person I really trust is my boyfriend, and it took years to get there. We go to college together and he faces depression, too. For the second time, he was forced to take a leave of absence because he needed money but also because his depression was bad. We'd spent the whole previous year long distance, and I would still see him every other week, but for some reason his leaving tore me up and left me unable to feel anything. Before he left, I wasn't the happiest of people, experiencing flashbacks regularly and also terrifying nightmares and paranoia and anxiety, but I was capable of happiness. He made me capable of happiness. But then when he wasn't there, I just went into myself. I still try to go out and be with my friends, but I feel like a machine on autopilot. I watched a twelve hour marathon of Law and Order SVU (something I'd always had to avoid before because seeing people act out what you went through on television was a surefire trigger), and I didn't feel anything. Even when the episode where the doctor abused his patients came on. It was pretty much exactly what happened to me, and it didn't even matter. It was freeing, but also it made me angry. I want to feel again, and I don't really know how. I get angry at myself and do crazier and crazier things to bring back the feelings. "Maybe if I don't eat, the feelings will be back," I think. "Maybe I will just keep pedaling and then my muscles will be sore the next day, and that's feeling, isn't it?" Most of all, I no longer felt up to the challenge of dealing with what happened to me. Since I was so numb and free of flashbacks, I didn't see a point, and my counselor kept asking if I was sure I wanted to continue, which made me feel like I was failing as a patient, which made me feel even worse. It is a miserable existence. I can relate to what you are going through. And I am not entirely sure what is giving me the courage to type out this comment. Maybe everything is just easier as an anonymous internet user.
I know how this feels....waking up not knowing where that feeling comes from. Except I realized it came from something that happened a year and a half ago, it really hurts and I hope you get through this, I'm here if anyone wants to talk.
Hey. I just wanna say, I just found your blog and I've been reading through the archives, and I love it and you! It's amazing. I wanna be just like you, super pretty, super funny and super smart. It's the trifecter, dude.
Well done. You're now my new hero :D
Can't wait for your next blog post, whenever that is. Hope you're feeling better.
I had stopped checking for updates for a while, figured you were busy with the book, and I finally decided to check today. My depression was never this bad, but it was still so hard to describe to other people.
It seems a funny way to describe something describing so painful, but this was beautiful.
Please see a doctor, please know that there are people that love you.
And thank you for sharing.
I have spent about half of the last decade being on-and-off depressed in the same manner you describe. I mostly manage to hide it at work, except for a few comments about 'how I didn't seem into it'. Being a paramedic, that's fairly bad, but having it mistaken for burnout was preferable to letting them know I was depressed since that'd open the floodgates of remedies.
None of which really work, of course.
The path through self-loathing, anger at oneself and even self-hate which while unpleasant doesn't really manage to do anything but slightly deepen the depression is one I've walked a few times.
In short... your entire blogpost is pretty much something I go through on a somewhat regular basis, which has given me a small bit of solace. A little glimmer of light ahead. Even in the worst depths of my depressions, there's that knowledge, that little spark somewhere in your head that says "This will be over at some point. The depression will end.". Sure, most of the time you just think of it as a lie, but it still helps just a little. It makes the apathy, self-loathing and so on just a little more bearable.
Thank you for sharing this. For the fairly gargantuan number of us out there that struggle with this at times, it's not really a help or a cheering post... but it's an acknowledgment of us not being alone. Of knowing that there's others out there that feels and does the same.
Why is this a good thing? Well... I don't know. Maybe it's just schadenfreude. Maybe it's sadism poking it's head out. Perhaps just the nasty little 'If I'm this fucked, so should others.' troll whispering in your ear. Maybe it's empathy. Who knows? But it still is a good thing.
So again... thank you.
So glad to see you back. Remember this strength, remember how it feels to know that nothing can really touch you. No matter who we are, and what we're doing with our lives, we're all heading to the same place in the end. You've got nothing to lose. Stay fierce, stay powerful. My friends and I have missed you terribly, and we'll be right here cheering you on. :]
Hilarious, as always. It's been way too long since you've posted. I can't wait to read your book!
I've been wanting to re-watch Jumanji for months now. No torrents =(
I'm sure you get this a lot, but just knowing there's someone else out there who has an awesome blog and is thus more successful than I'll ever be, but still goes through the same emotional shit I do...there's a comfort in that.
Keep doing what you do, Allie. You're awesome. I wish we could hang out =)
Is it bad that I enjoyed reading this?
You're an inspiration for those of us with depression. It is okay to talk about it. Laugh about it. Cry about it. And then - in that magical moment - just don't give fuck about it. Kudos Allie :)
Hi Allie,
I'm glad to see you swam through the blackness back to the surface. I prefer M&Ms to Skittles. Don't forget to like yourself. Me and 4240 commentators(at this count) support and like you so it's OK if you like yourself too. You have permission.
Thank you. Just thank you.
As someone who's been suffering from depression on and off for years, yeah. That's exactly what it feels like.
I'm glad you're back.
You could not have described depression any better. It is a really hard thing to describe and you did it with grace and humor. Bravo!
Sounds like you had an attack of the satan. Next time I suggest praying!
mmm...Skittles...I have found that chronic TV watching seems to be the ultimate sign of Depression. Also piles of dirty laundry...I'm staring at mine right now.
I missed you so.
Hey! Thanks for sharing your story b/c so many of us can relate. I know that reducing sugar/caffeine and learning to meditate have helped me! Sugar...eeevviiilll. I hope you find your unique path out of the darkness! :-)
I have to agree with the above commenter that this was totally relate-able! It was really brave of you to share this! also, a true testament to your talent-this post, especially the drawings, made me laugh! i hope you feel better soon!
Also, the same thing happened to me the last time I ordered a pizza. REALLY? you think i'm having a party with a SMALL pizza?
Great!! Keep it real
respect from me... Keep it up buddy
Everything In One
Might as well throw my pennies into the ever-deepening...whatever. Thanks for this one especially. Although I am far from "the other side", stories like this at least help me remember that it's still out there.
Thanks.
YAY! Your back!! I am so inspired! I put my hair in a ponytail AND I actually put some socks in the washer... didn't turn it on cause I gave up at socks...still have pants a shirt and I think it's a towel that I'm staring at... ughhh! Now I am really craving skittles... I put one shoe on... *sigh*
<3
OMG! I've been in the same place lately, burn out at work I think (the "I feel like a computer" = bang on!). I came to the blog today thinking it might cheer me up enough to get just one or two tasks done - it couldn't have been a more perfect post at the most perfect time. Thanks :)
Oh,and I had already planned to watch Otis (horror/comedy) tonight :D
Freaking awesome. Congratulations, you express so many things so many people feel without noticing.
By far your best blog ever. I can totally relate to this so hard. Plus it had lots of funny pictures.
So great to see another comic, maybe u have SADS? no Im not being mean, its when your mood is affected by the seasons. Lately now that winter has arrived I've been doing quite a similar thing, spending far too much time hibernating in bed, sitting at the pc in a blanket then back to hibernating.
So great to see another comic, maybe u have SADS? no Im not being mean, its when your mood is affected by the seasons. Lately now that winter has arrived I've been doing quite a similar thing, spending far too much time hibernating in bed, sitting at the pc in a blanket then back to hibernating.
So great to see another comic, maybe u have SADS? no Im not being mean, its when your mood is affected by the seasons. Lately now that winter has arrived I've been doing quite a similar thing, spending far too much time hibernating in bed, sitting at the pc in a blanket then back to hibernating.
YES YES YES YES YES!!!
Fucking bang on, you rock!!
Pssst. You're not still sad, are you? I hope not. I kind of need you to write a little something, because I'm feeling a little sad. Maybe we can take turns? Perfect. Thanks.
Just wanted to say I am really glad you are feeling better. I had a similar period in my life a while ago, and I know how hard it is to go anywhere from there. *hugs*
Great post! I was thinking that I super hope you have been to the doctor. Lots of things can cause depression (besides emotional upsets/trauma), including hypothyroidism, hormone imbalances, vitamin B12 deficiency etc. At any rate, I hope you are well and happy now, because I like your guts. *pause for effect* You have awesome guts to make yourself super vulnerable like this, in addition to being clever and funny.
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