I originally wanted to write a short comic to tide you guys over until I finished the really long comic I'm working on (hopefully I'll post it on Monday), but then I got totally carried away and ended up making an overly dramatic animated film about a childhood experience with my mom's friend's cat.
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Go there. Make him famous.
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This work by Allie Brosh is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.
Based on a work at hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.
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wow...just wow.
http://justmycrazyboringlife.blogspot.com/
I can totally see an awesome T-shirt design there. Just a little claw-mark shaped blood spot on the shoulder and then the phrase below in large letters:
CATS: THEY HAVE SHARP PARTS.
Freaking brilliant post! I am so freaking glad that I found your blog, you're amazing!
-Mike
What is incredibly hilarious is the fact that my best friend's demonic cat is grey with the same size eyes as this one. I think I've experienced this before.
That came close to knocking your 'Clean ALL the things?" post out of the #1 slot of my favorite entries. :D
Ouch...any left over scars...
I have never, ever experienced something like that but I am crying from laughing.
That was so funny that I believe that I may have just...yes. I did. I just urinated on my person. Unfortunate. But worth it.
Oh my God that was hilarious! My stomach hurts from laughing so much! LOL!!!!
My cats have made attempts on my life. Only one of them was particularly evil, though, and her murder attempt involved leaping into the bathtub to slice my thigh open. THAT'S HOW MUCH SHE HATED ME - WOULD DEAL WITH WATER.
you absolutely make my day. No matter how down or sick or facing TAXES FOR MY MOTHER I HAVEN'T DONE IN A YEAR...
you always, always make me laugh. Thank you.
Thank you for the laughs - not only the drawing but the tie in to the 'Come Here Kitty' Music. I need to take over Hollywood and get you a movie studio so you can go have fun :)
Or start a 'Allie needs a Wacom and iPad' campaign too :)
t shirts of this kitty please
When I was little my step-brother would pull our cat Kiko around by its tail all the time and the poor thing never hurt him or any of us kids. He did however take it out on my step dad later.
But growing up with pet crazy parents, I've had my fair share of ouchies.
I grew up with cats. They really are quite dangerous. They should definitely come with warning labels.
If you listen closely, it's almost like the music is saying "Come here kitty" ahahaah
Ali, without you the world would be like 10x less interesting and awesome. It's too bad the cat could not see this, but at least it's foolishness contributed towards today's awesomeness.
*Allie, not Ali. Sorry, I hate it when people mess up any part of my name. You'd think I'd learn to pay more attention.
yayyyy I'm so glad you posted again :) I've been following you for 3 months now and I have to say, nothing had made me laugh uncontrollably as much as your posts have. Thank you for sharing your talents. PS as a little kid I was the same with all cats everywhere.
Oh god I actually love this.
Absolutely ridiculous.
I like it.
Caleb
The epic music just makes it. XD Thank you so much for the laugh; it totally made my weekend!
Although this is not the first time you've heard this, I want you to know that I find your blog so amusing and funny. This latest post about your childhood experience with a cat is no less hilarious and true to life. Thank you for sharing.
I.LOVE.YOU. In the friend way. Not the super creepy Edward/Bella way.
I have had the exact same experience with my Grandma's cat. Loved the music!
<3 Carrot
you should definitely make more animated shorts..not the "shorts" as in clothes, though that would be fascinating, as in the films..
.......cats are my constant enemy, yet I never seem to learn from past experiences and still try to make an imaginary friendship with them..............
:)
I lived with a cat like that for years and could never quite figure out the folly of my ways until I saw this cat safety message. Sometimes you just have to hear it from an authority figure!
Say...something in me wants that "THE" "END." at the end to come as three beats:
"THE"
and then
"END"
and then
"."
The period coming separate, and last.
That's not by any means a criticism of the decision made, though! Effective as is.
Wow. Someone linked to your video on http://thedailywh.at/ [part of the Cheezburger network as I understand it.]
Here's the link: http://thedailywh.at/post/918180747/look-at-this-fucking-animated-cat-video-of-the#disqus_thread
Brilliant. I wait with bated breath for each new post!
PS - I bookmarked the "5 Tests to Tell Your Dog's IQ" page but am afraid to take it!
Oh, I mean GIVE it!!
This. This is epic and utterly hilarious. Thank you.
That was hilarious.
This reminds me of a similar experience I had with a neighbor hood cat. I went to pet this big white cat that hangs around my front lawn. Well, It came up to me all "pet me-y" and I petted it. Then, without warning, i was savaged by satan's cat. It clawed its way up my back and I grabbed it off and swung hard with it. I didn't see the lightpole next to me and, consequentally, broke the light right off. Evil cat was stunned, and I remained triumphant over the animal kingdom.
oh my goodness that is great. I didn't care how many times cats scratched or bit me, It was like god commanded me to pet them. Sometimes the same vicious one over and over.
It's a wonder I don't have rabies.
You made an already-fun week about 100000x more awesome.
I absolutely loved this! Who hasn't been unfairly mauled while looking for some innocent kitty love? You're so relatable.
omg...this is just about the greatest thing i've ever seen!
The "Dogs Are Just Better" lobbyist group approves of this message and denies any involvement.
Awesome, Allie, just awesome. You made my Mom think I'm a little nuts...
lost it when I saw the cat's TOUCH ME AND DIE pose at the end. Hooooly shit.
I have officially read your entire blog in about a week.
WHY AREN'T YOU FAMOUS YET, ALLIE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I am now going to make a Twitter and a Blogspot and follow you and subscribe and BUY STUFF. Whatever I need to do to help aid this great cause.
Anyway dude-- you're fuckin' rad.
Lemme jes' get a Blogspot so I can comment properly on this wonderous literature.
OMG now I get your stuff in MOTION!?! SWEEEEET!! How can things possibly get better than that!?!
This perfectly sums up my boyfriend's many encounters with my cat (who by the way looks just like that, those same possessed eyes!) Just emailed him the link and hoping that he'll laugh hysterically and not harbor any hard feelings.
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. That was AWESOME!
I started on the advertised ones, then went back from earliest to latest...then went from the beginning to the end...then gave up because you don't have random everyday posts anymore...now you come out with a new one???? it took me by surprise
Bahahahaha! OMG so awesome *loves*
Sometimes the most simple videos are the ones that make me choke on things. Your blog never fails to make me dissolve into weird, hysterical silent laughter... but I think some more videos would do the impossible, and increase the awesome factor. That's my sad attempt at thinly veiled begging, not criticism. Your blog is full of awesome no matter what.
THIS IS AMAZING. <3.
What I wouldn't give for a little 100x100 icon of little you racing back and forth with bloody cat on your face. It's what blogging was made for.
And this is why I've never been that big a fan of cats.
I've never commented before, but wanted to add another to this endless page of love.
Seriously love your blog.
Hahaha! I'm twenty years old and still can't seem to grasp that last point-- you've got to watch those sharp parts!
On an unrelated note, you're doing AWESOME in the blog votes! Way to take over the internet! :D
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAA
This is why I love cats. Cats are the best. ;-)
EXCELLENTO post.
allie is just fucking with us now.
LOL. I love it, especially the killer music.
Your dramatic scene reminds me of when a squirrel bit my finger while I was feeding it peanut butter chocolate balls at the park when I was about four years old. It latched on and stayed even while I was flailing around. In retrospect, I probably should have gotten a rabies shot or something....
I hate THE SHIT out of cats! They are sneaky bastards with, as you so aptly put, sharp parts. You never know what they are thinking and even when they are "playing" with you, they are hurting you. I just don't have time for that. Like with a dog, you can throw shit and they will run after it and bring it back to you. That's awesome. But cats? Cats think its fun to crawl up your leg using their SHARP ASS claws. And if they are pissed off at you, you don't know it until you are BLEEDING. I'm sorry this turned out to be more of a rant than a comment, but I really hate THE SHIT out of cats.
Oh and good job on the video, I loved it. Except the part with the meanmonsterdemon cat.
Cats are fucking dangerous. Everyone should know.
I recently went to this lady's house. Her orange cat came up to me and wanted to be petted. So I petted it. It was purring and everything. Then the little bastard BIT me on the finger. The self-satisfied look on its face was so maddening. Its owner was all like, "That's the way he is," like it was cute or something. Ummm . . why didn't you tell me that BEFORE I petted your demon cat?
I agree with Heather. I hate THE SHIT out of cats.
Thank you! That was fantastic! My stomach hurts from laughing. I have a very sweet cat - who HATES little kids. She is fine as long as the kid stays away.
My friend came to stay and brought her son. Both seemed to be completely oblivious to the whole cats have sharp parts thing. So, whenever the cat would come out - I would have to grab her son as he didn't seem to think that a cat ridged up in a corner, hissing and spitting and swatting was in any was anything short of an invitation for snuggles. (I've learned not to rescue kitty from these situations, in her terror she will get to the highest point. My head - and she'll claw her way up there. I've had my ear and cheek pierced that way....)
Next time they come I'm making my friend watch this so they understand what tormenting kitty can lead to....
Thank you for this important public service announcement!
Andrea
Every time I think that you can't possible be funnier... you are.
I nearly choked on my cereal watching this. classic.
?How on earth did you survive to adulthood?
Okay, I've had the same cat for ten years, and it still does that to me every time I try to pet her.
A doctor once commented on the 'hesitation marks' on my wrists. In reality they were kitty scars. He didn't believe me.
Epic animation.
I definitely would buy this in a t-shirt- image of angry "do not pet" cat with CATS: THEY HAVE SHARP PARTS
hahahaha!!!
That was magnificent, Allie. Thank you.
That's exactly what happens every time I go to pick up a cat :/
Good Lord! O_O"
Did you get a scar from that experience???
I avoid cats for a different reason (allergies), but I'll keep your warning in mind for the next time I see one.
-French Bean
Brilliantly funny (and I love cats).
One of my cats regularly wakes me up in the morning by clawing my head, or whatever part of me appears to be sticking out from the duvet.
You didn't have the best childhood, did you?
Haha, friggin' hilarious. You can never go wrong with cat's being evil stuff.
I remember once I saw some cute little kittens cross a busy highway and run into a bush. I pulled over to save them and dragged one out by the neck skin.
As soon as I let it out of its paralyzing position, it went freakin' nuts on me and sliced me up to kingdom come.
I've hated kittens ever since.
Single Dad Laughing (danoah.com)
ROARING with Laughter.
Oh but I love your work!
I see we share the same cat trauma. Dogs all the way.
I have learned a lot from this video. cats brainwashed people into enforcing the law of animal abuse for cover so THAT THEY CAN DESTROY US ALL! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! *goes into a panic state-
Wow - hilarious. I'm a vet tech and something like this should be posted in all hospitals!
This was hilarious. And my friend was laughing just because of the music!
My cat hates strange little girls too O.o
You really need to watch the first third (after the intro) of this video, the Cat Whisperer:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/patv/blamimations/108/
You will fall over from laughter. I promise. ;-)
This is why everyone should own a bunny...who only bite if they think your thumb is a carrot.
Hey, wait... how long have you known my cat?? She didn't say you were acquaintances. Of course, try as I might, I can't get her to speak English, so she doesn't say much of anything. She screams a lot. My blood hurts.
KITTY IS POINTY ON FIVE OF SIX ENDS!
Hilarious! And it kind of portrays how my cat Smokey and I got along when I was younger, only she chose to attack my hands and feet.Not my face.
This is on the first page of today's most watched youtube videos.
You know, that would happen to me many times but I would still pet when angry. But then again, the doctor said that its just normal for people like me. I wonder what he meant......
Allie, ilu.
So much. You grace the internet with your presence.
Is that a sound effect from Doom at the end?
I'm ridiculously in love with you. I wish you could come into my life and awesome-ify it.
Also: I hate usually hate cats because they're evil and make me itch and bleed. Bad situation!
This is great, and reminds me of every encounter with a cat I've ever had. I think the only way you could have made the cat's facial expressions better would have been to superimpose a REAL cat's head making those faces over the cartoon body ... we all know cats do make that exact face for real.
I just started reading your blog lately (after a friend linked me to the post about the alot, prompting me to wonder why alots are not real, because I'd love one to be my best friend, whom I would name Stanley and ride to work) and the more I read, the more I become convinced we are the same person.
This exact same thing happened to me and my poor dog last year! My friends joked that it could only happen to me... thank you for making me feel more sane with every post.
That made me laugh until I cried. MY cat was like that when I was a kid. My parents thought it was hilarious that this beast from hell would chase me through the house until she had me cornered on my bed. I'd be screaming at the top of my lungs for someone to come help me while the demon-spawn would stalk back and forth just waiting for an opportunity to dig her teeth and claws into my unsuspecting and savory legs. .... Yet now I'm all grown up and I actually own two cats. But they're not psychotic.
PS: My mother -- 20 years later -- still laughs when I bring up these traumatizing cat chasing stories.
that is exactly the phrase we keep telling our 3 year old, "the kitties are sharp, don't bother the kitties".
so far, it's worked out.
Also, cats are poisonous/venomous. That is, if you're on youtube. I once saw a person saying cat bites are so bad because they are venomous. They were totally serious, although what they were referring to was how unclean cats' mouths are.
So, between my friend Waffles and me, cats are venomous and if you get bitten, it will kill you.
At least when cats bristle their fur, make the angry eyes, and make threatening noises, their owners never say "Oh, she just wants to play!"
I EFFING LOVE YOUR BLOG!
Juz
Omg! This was so damn funny!!! It's been a long time that an animation vid that's so simply made cracked me up so hard! XD
Oh no you didn't...yes you did. Make me spit wine all over my monitor at 4:30 AM. And here I had just surfed by for a break from my cat-blogging activities
When it says "Come here kitty" in text it sounds just like the lady sings just that. Is this a creepy coincidence? Are you secretly a soprano? I have a terrible feeling I will never find out.
SERIOUSLY - listen for yourselves.
"Come here kit-ty, come here"
Where on earth did you get that music. Epic!
You are so awesome.
I adore you. You have made my morning exponentially better.
Completely SHARP PARTS! OMG! Great cartoon!
I have a similar movie as this but it's with an ex-girlfriend with PMS.
That pretty much exactly happened with my cousin once when he came over and wanted to pet our cat. I totally did not reach under the bed. He did.
Please use scalable vector graphics in future videos. Every time I see pixelation I die a little inside, and I expected better than you.
This was one of my favorite posts of yours! Keep them coming! :)
Well, this is proof that your fandom will love anything you make, as for me, it was just meh.
Also, i hope that the comic you're making is coming along goodly
I LOVE THIS! Please make more movies!
i should have known better than to look at anything on your site while sitting in a crowded panera bread...now everyone is looking at me weird because i just burst out laughing in front of my computer.
hilarious!!
You're right, cat's are f***ing evil.
It appears you've stolen that experience from my life. Tut. Tut.
why do kitties hate to be loved? I had a similar thing happen to me when i was little so i'm now a dog person.
Poor kitty!
Oh my...
I totally had this same exact incident when I was 5:
We had moved to the city from our 5 acre forested piece of land, and took my cat tiger with us. he hated it, and wouldn't come out from under the couch. me in my infinite wisdom as a 5 year old thought he just needed a hug to know everything was ok...
I have a scar on my nose from the experience, and my old neighbor took the cat for us. at least tiger has been happy stalking river rats til he died.
I was attacked by cats twice during my childhood. The first was my uncle's, and the second was a stray that I thought was lonely and tried to pet.
Thank you, Allie, for revealing the truth about these horrible, adorable creatures.
These summarizes about 95% of my interactions with cats as a child. Simply fantastic.
Has anyone ever had one of those "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIIIIEEE!!!" moments that HASN'T ended in blood shed?
Helpful Hint #452: Cats do not appreciate being shielded from the unwelcomed advances of dogs or similarly sized demi-humans.
My cat loves me and yet, there hasn't been a day since I've owned him that hasn't contained the words "Ow! My flesh! My flesh!"
You are my hero. I just recently discovered your blog (I can't remember how... I may have been drunk) and am totally internet stalking you and read all of your back entries and am madly in love with you... i mean very impressed by your mad skills.
Also. Cat's are evil geniuses. My cat hated everyone but me (and sometimes also me) and when you angered her, she would wait patiently near something you loved for you to enter the room... then she would pee on it. And stare you down.
Thanks for being awesome.
THat little girl is freaking scary!
Allie, you've gone completely viral, haven't you? Holy cow, I feel lost in the shuffle of all your commenters, but I'm so darn happy for you. I hope it's paying off in spades - making you happy and all that.
(I still get tons of referrals off your blog from previous comments and one mention you gave me in a post one time.)
Keep up the great work! (I'm still reading and telling people how great you are, even if I don't comment as much!)
OH MY GOD. I think my guts just herniated out of my sides I'm laughing so hard!!! XD
This becomes funnier the more I watch it. Considering I laughed to the point of tears the first time, I think that's saying something. You do a great job here, you've really found your stride.
You should try to get the PSA people to air this. Maybe some other poor child will be spared the pain of cat scratches. I only have one finger that is scar-free. The rest were marred by the cats we had when I was small.
Best. Thing. Ever.
I totally needed that laugh. Quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
I own that cat.
this same thing happened to me. Only it was a rat-dog that i just THOUGHT was a cat. and i didn't dramatise it because i'm just not that cool.
This same thing happened to my Fiancée when she was a kid which is why she now hates Cats.
Thankyou for forcing me to confront repressed memories of my vengeful childhood cat, Miss Bell.
x
Corianda
http://corianda-corianda.blogspot.com
AWESOME.
I have the scars to prove that cats have many sharp parts, indeed. They should come with a warning label! Hopefully, due to your PSA, more people will be aware. Great job, Allie!
PS: You might want to add a "http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com" to the end of the video, just in case someone tries to steal or finds it randomly, that way other people can get back to your site.
OMG. That was so freaking hilarious. This made me laugh so much, I can't stop watching it over and over. XD
I totally enjoyed this animation. At the expense of sounding like an insatiable brat: more!!!! :P
I'm thinking 'carried away' is the biggest understatement ever.
Can definitely relate to this. The time the cat bit my eyebrow because I was trying to snuggle her and didn't realize she'd been to the vet -- it probably looked exactly like the part of this vid where the cat is attached to your face. we had a grey cat also. Oh, and I didn't even have the excuse of being a kid when this happened to me! Anyway, thanks for the laugh.
hehe this video made me laugh more than it should've :D I love how this got around the internet so quickly!
aw, i love cats. i promise they are not feline-devils.
aw, i love cats. i promise they are not feline-devils.
It's official- I've now read every single post on this blog. My life is much better for it.
LOVE this video. I've put it on my iPod, and am forcing everyone near me to watch it.
Veeeery nice. You are expanding your offerings. Likes.
This is effing awesome. Seriously. Epic.
Oh jeez. i met a cat last night who would bite me (not hard) to show his dominance over me. This became tiresome quickly, so I hit him on the nose. That's when he went psycho on me.
I spent the rest of the evening with a spray bottle threatening him whenever he came close to me.
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Straight up - I don't find to many people as funny as me but you are AWESOME!
http://laughinginpurgatory.blogspot.com/2010/08/are-homophobic-men-just-repressed-gays.html
It's Tuesday, Allie. Where's our long comic?
OMG that was EPIC!!!
djhgjksdkghdsjg amazing.
Wow.
Sunday night, I checked in with The Daily Wh.at, and saw a link to this here video. LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF, and immediately sent the video to two cat-owning friends. Whilst trying to figure out how to post the video to their facebook pages, I came to your blog and started to read...
I read the Bicycle story and laughed SO hard that I cried, scared my boyfriend, and ran down the hall to show our roommate your blog.
I read the "Why I'll Never Be An Adult" entry and was completely hooked.
Summary: since Sunday night, until today, Tuesday, around 5pm, I read every single one of your blog posts! Completely shirked all work responsibilities because I could not concentrate on anything else until I read all that there was to read.
So, um, thanks!
literal lol. I went and showed my whole family and now plan to play it on the tv tomorrow at the vet clinic where I work.
p.s. i'm curious about how your doggy is doing. another awesome post too. lol
This totally happened to me when we picked out our cat at the humane society. I got a sweet scrape across my neck! Oddly, we saw through his intense use of sharp parts, brought him home, and now we are all quite happy (and he hasn't clawed us since!).
You are gorgeous.
I see you've met Lucy.
That had me laughing out loud! Reminded me of the summer I worked for the local vet, and I had to give this already crazy-ass cat a BATH, holy crap... sharp parts indeed. I'm still traumatized.
Love love love. :)
When I am drunk I have this irresistible urge to carry my cat around, never a good idea. It ends up something like your running around scenes except she is dangling from my hand. I am in the process of nursing my hand back to health.
Just love all of your work! Thanks for keeping me entertained.
And Hallo from South Africa!
Strangely, I prefer my little cat to bite me than the various dogs, horses and birds which have bitten me in the past.
Animals are dangerous in general.
And Aliie is very funny.
End.
I must be in the minority, but I prefer your illustrations to be static rather than in movie form. Something about being able to scroll at my own time and really appreciate each picture's awesomeness.
But it was still lovely. :-) My parents have 3 cats - one thinks he's a dog, one is your normal skittish kitty, and one is possessed by Satan on a regular basis. The second will do things like your video when she really really really doesn't want to be held (whatareyoudoingLEMMEGOLEMMEGOLEMMEGOIHAVECLAWSSUCKA!), and the demonic one when he feels like it (oh, you're petting me lovingly because I walked up next to you? HISSSSSSSSSSSSS). The one that thinks he's a dog will walk outside on a leash and runs to the door when people come. Go figure.
Oh my gosh.
I was laughing SO HARD AT THAT.
I've been reading your blog for the past 4 months but just got my own account so NOW I CAN FOLLOW STALK YOU :B
You need to keep in mind that when you write these really, really funny things, those of us with childbearing-induced bladder control issues have to be very careful about where and when we read your blog. Just sayin'...
So funny! I'm glad I'm not the only monster that ever cornered a poor cat. My mom actually took pictures of me carrying around my cat in a pillow case.
Now I'm wondering why she didn't make me put it down. :)
If this blog is any indication of what your life is like, it's a wonder you've managed to live as long as you have. It seems like everything that comes within a certain distance of you attempts to murder you.
Cats have it in for me... and so do cows... sneaky bastards.
My childhood creep cat was a fluffy orange petcryptkeeper named Gloria.
Evil. pure evil.
the end.
i heart this by the way... radness squared.
truthtellerofsorts.blogspot.com
lol epic
I'm a new follower thanks to a friend and I'm totally hooked! I won't say how much of your blog I've read in the past couple of days...because then I'd look creepy. And I'm totally not. I don't think?
Anyway, love your blog alot.
ha! Does everyone do that to you now?
I so... I just got distracted by the fact that you are "super creepy and totally capable of finding" ME!!! I'm scared... MOMMY!!! ='(
Anyway, this happened to me... Except it wasn't a cat. It was a hamster. And it wasn't a forehead. It was an index finger. And I didn't run around screaming. I hid my finger in my PJ's shirt.
Bottom line is never feed a part of a steak to a hmaster.
... I just noticed the scar a couple of months ago... :o
I was going to kill myself today. Then I read your post on bicycles, and watched the video of the cat. I feel less like killing myself now. I just wanted to say thanks.
Lola
P.S. I love your blog. I wish I knew you when I was in highschool. Something tells me that we would've had fun together. <3
I love this...alot. (heeheehee)
This actually happened to my husband. The cat's name was Spike. You can still see the claw marks on his cheeks when he gets a reasonable tan.
This just affirms my belief that cats are eeeeeviiiiil
I've been keeping up with your blog for several months now. As you are well aware, it's fucking hilarious. I just wanted to say, I thought I was the only one who used the phrase 'sharp parts' in reference to cats. You're awesome Allie. :)
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.
Fracking hilarity.
Please, please, please do more animations like this!!! That was absolutely epic :D
AMAZING!!!!!
Oh man that shit is funny.
I <3 your work.
Typically I tell people that I only watch horror films at the hour of noon on sunny days (with the blinds open wide and full sun striking the couch). For, when I do watch the films -- well, for an explanation, I shall now have to point people to this strip!
Thank you very much. I really enjoyed reading your post & your art.
I lol'd. Hardcore style. That is all.
loved it! the music gives it the extra edge :)
Ha! So first the disclaimer about being able to find me cracks me up! Second, you SO need to send your videos to tosh.o for the viewer video of the week! It would make you alot more famous! (that alot was on purpose!) Ok I will stop excessively using the exclamation point and just tell you thanks for the posts. You are hilarious! I will donate as soon as my sad teachers salary improves!
As #375 can I say anything new? Of course I can. Brilliant video, etc, you are the future of art.
But cats have soft parts too. Big cats have big soft parts. I've scratched an ocelot behind the ears. I've stroked a tiger's belly. Of course I'm dead and writing this from beyond the grave.
Must. Have. T-Shirt. That. Says. Cats: They have sharp parts! And the back should totally say The End! I think that would be great but, I did come up with the idea so not thinking it would be great would probably mean that I have some sort of personality disorder. Which I do not have...
After 20 years of being a cat owner, I can totally relate to your story! Except it involved me being a stupid ten year old, a tub of water and, until that moment, a docile cat. Yeah, I won't go into any details but, I wound up with 17 stitches and I had to lock the cat out of my room every night for a month out of fear for my life. Thank you for your story!
OMG, I just laughed so hard I choked. On drool. Thank you.
That was at *least* a hyperbole and three quarters.
Thenk yu miz Brosh.
Mate that's hilarious. Annoying though, I was crying with laughter and my mascara's running. Keep up the good work.
much love
S
Ahhahahahahahaha! *gasps for breath* sharp parts hehehe No, I wouldn't know any stories about kitty sharp parts *whistles innocently*
RIGHTEOUS! This was like an exact replica of when my 3 year old niece met my kittens. Except kittens don't know how to use their sharp parts as well as adult cats, so Charlotte kind of won the first round. She came around the corner clutching the cat in a death grip and was like "him like me!"
are you totally rockin' Nightwish in this vid Allie? I had a similar experience with a "friend's" cat, but at least it was only my arm, and not my head...
A gray cat huh. I had a gray Tabby named Felix he died while I was in London this summer :(. But I have many scars as a reminder not to pet him too long. I miss him.
=Brilliant=.
Jesus H. Christ! I thought you were afraid of horror movies. I'm gonna go watch Hostel to erase the memory of your cat movie.
Literally almost died laughing!
Please, please make a "cats have sharp parts" Tshirt!!! I will buy it RIGHT NOW.
I'vr had the exact experience but with a rabbit...bloody animals!
Lolz! Poor cat!
I really wish I'd seen this before I did my animation project last year.
10/10
You very nearly caused my demise by watching this.
Note to self: Do not enjoy a beverage while watching Allie's videos. Choking may occur upon laughing
Love it!!! My daughter and our kitten act this out daily... slightly less blood though.
HAHAHAHA! :D
That was freakin' hilarious. It's about time someone made an accurate description of a cat. LOL
Awesome!
Yeah, the song does sound like "COME HERE KITTY!" I'll think of that from now on whenever I hear that kind of music.
How'd the cat get its jaws around your entire head? Man, that's brutal, but I can't stop laughing!
This video made me laugh so hard I was crying! Hilariously fantastic. (From a cat-lover/owner!)
my 10 year old son would like me to pass along his request for more cat videos.
as others have said:
i know you have a ton to do but if i can't get a t-shirt that says "cats: they have sharp parts" I WILL CRY. just lay down right here and CRY!
Thought of you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF88IYF2MHY
Apparently it's a whole series...
Just when I was starting to think I was the only person who has had an awful cat experience, and thus believes cats are evil, something wonderful like this comes along to make me feel better!
Heck yes. Sharp parts! ahahaha
You are the funniest thing on the internet.
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