Sorcerer is my 100th follower!

People seem to like celebrating round numbers (and especially 100 of anything), so I figured I would offer him a prize for being the 100th person to like me.  That's right.  He gets the prize and not any of the 99 people who discovered me before him.  Just because he was 100th.

But don't fret, other 99 followers!  His prize really isn't that cool (pssst... Sorcerer... your prize actually is cool, but don't tell anyone).

As mentioned, probably ad nauseam, I am poor, so I have to get creative with my gifts.

I hereby grant Sorcerer the opportunity to choose the topic of a blog post.  He can pick any topic he wants and I will write about it and try to make it funny.

And... go!

Edit:  Okay, now I have 99 followers... whoever it is that un-followed me:  I know what you are doing, you prankster.  If you really want to pick a topic for one of my blog posts, go ahead.  You don't have to be 100th to be special... 


ifcarlstonmaddeblogs said...

Can I have a MS Paint drawing of you drawing on MS Paint please? Is that a weird thing to ask for? If so, then can I have a drawing of a chameleon.

Also, do you still have 99 followers?

Nooter said...

whats the weirdest thing you ever ate? i ate a bug once

Allie said...

Carlston - you can absolutely have an MS paint drawing of me drawing on MS paint! Just give me somewhere to send it!

Nooter - one time I ate a bug too... I guess bugs would be the better way to phrase it. I had a thing for ants when I was a child.

The weirdest thing I've ever eaten was a pine cone.

Nooter said...

oooh, write about eating ants!

Anonymous said...

Congrats on the big 100. As a skydiver, I feel obligated to hit you in the face with a pie.

Hipstercrite said...

Congrats! You're taking the internet by storm! Here is to another 100, and another, and another...

Sorcerer said...

WOW!!I was really surprised..when I dropped in today at your blog.
I was sitting with a bEEEEEg grin on my face..
Thank you!!:)
Your blog always make me laugh.
You have a talent to make hard topics and otherwise plane topics funny.Hmmm.. Would like you to write a blog post titled "DATING FOR HOPELESS DUMMIES"

Sorcerer said...

I thought I could give option..

How about writin a 'DATING MANUAL FOR GEEKS'

would be saving a percentage of humanity with your work!! who knows..

Anonymous said...

DAMMIT, I was so close!

Allie said...

Sorcerer - it will be done :)

angryredhead - because you asked, and because you asked by commenting, and because I woke up feeling extra, super generous, would you like to pick a topic too?

Sorcerer said...

Errr..I did a blog post in this regard, and have back linked you from my blog on selected blogs.
Hope you don't mind that.

You could read and do tell me, I need to edit something.
I always keep my options open.Recession impact

ifcarlstonmaddeblogs said...

could you send it to carlston1988@gmail.com please?

Thank you very much

I'm blushing instide, but I don't know how to do a smiley for that