Disclaimer for male readers: this post may make you feel weird inside, almost like being molested.  I apologize in advance for alienating y...

Music is a powerful mood-setting tool.  The addition of a soundtrack can turn a boring activity into something fantastic.  I present to you:...

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Are you poor?  Do you often find yourself to be rabidly jealous of people who are rich enough to do fun things?  Well, hold on to your hats ...

iPod, I cannot truly express my gratitude for your tireless efforts at keeping me entertained.   When we go to the gym together, you patient...

Hello Cords, This letter is addressed to all of you even though it is directed only at particular members of your alliance, namely: iPod hea...

I am finally coming to terms with the fact that I am not cut out to be a productive member of society. I originally intended to become ...

I woke up yesterday morning and became vaguely aware that my right toe felt like - well, the best way to describe it would be "dying-de...

I challenged my fellow blogger, Kaloo , to a duel.  The idea is that our readers will vote for which of the following MS paint creatures wou...

I am just figuring out all this HTML business, so it is only natural for me to experiment with it.  I am halfway thinking about changing the...