I challenged my fellow blogger, Kaloo, to a duel. The idea is that our readers will vote for which of the following MS paint creatures would win in a battle to the death.
This week we have Fire-breathing Spiky Unicorn versus Kung Fu Chicken.
When voting, please take into account each creature's strength, agility, size, intelligence, special powers and basic awesomeness.
Okay. The power is in your hands now. Will it be Kung Fu Chicken or Fire-breathing Spiky Unicorn? Go!
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to vote for spiky unicorn that breathes fire. I just don't see how even a Kung Fu chicken could get around that one
ReplyDeleteAhem. As the other person... I totally understand Duncan. As the creator of the Kung Fu Chicken, I refrain from voting of course.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've got Smallness, and, based on the eyes, intelligence on my side. Not that you need intelligence to immolate things but...
Well, 'what for' I say.
Clearly Kung Fu chicken would win... Need I sing the Super Chicken theme song in order to remind everyone of the awesomeness that is pissed off poultry? Fine... Ahem
ReplyDeleteWhen you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin',
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken!
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin'
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! *buk, buk, buk*
Call for Super Chicken! *Ba Bawk*
No contest... Chicken FTW!
the unicorn
ReplyDeleteThe unicorn although I have to say it does look quite surprised...
ReplyDeleteI say Kung Fu Chicken all the way.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to comment and vote about these drawings, but I've been stunned into silence by the fact that people still have MS Paint, much less still use it. Ha!
ReplyDeleteAs if there is even a question. Unicorn. Duh.
ReplyDeletehmmm, everyone knows unicorns dont exist so it would have to be the kung pao chicken.
ReplyDeletedid i get it right?
The unicorn. It could cook the chicken with its fire and have some yummy fried chicken. That is, if unicorns eat chicken. :-/
ReplyDeleteKung Fu Chicken all the way. He's gonna break that unicorn in half so he can get to the other side.
ReplyDeletei have to agree with duncan's statement. a kung-fu chicken has nothing over a fire-breathing unicorn. that unicorn will roast the chicken's ass (....literally....)
ReplyDeleteThe chicken would totally win because the unicorn would refuse to fight. Unicorns are kind and even if one could breathe fire, he would probably use it to stop a burgler or start a campfire for a cold homeless man instead of hurting a chicken. On the other hand, chickens are devious and sneaky. Kung Fu chicken would feel no qualms about taking down a unicorn even if it was the last one on earth.
ReplyDeleteLet's evaluate this based on your suggested criteria:
ReplyDeleteStrength
Unicorn has the genetic advantage here as both mass and muscle size are larger.
Unicorn 1, Chicken 0
Agility
Due to its long hours of flexibility training in the dojo and larger ratio of cartilage to bone, the edge here clearly goes to Kung Fu Chicken.
Unicorn 1, Chicken 1
Size
You would think that Unicorn would win here but YOU WOULD BE WRONG!
Notice, Grasshopper, how all of the Spiky Unicorn fits into the box while only the Kung Fu Chicken's massive head and shoulders can be seen in an almost identical viewing surface. That is one big chicken!
Unicorn 1, Chicken 2
Intelligence
The eyes give this one away. Kung Fu Chicken has a deep, soulful look about him, but wait! Spiky Unicorn has his/her eyes wide open because he/she recognizes the seriousness of the fight and is taking in the entire surrounding, ready for anything.
For not resorting to petty psych-outs, Unicorn has the edge.
Unicorn 2, Chicken 2
Special Powers
Spiky Unicorn breathes fire.
Unicorn 3, Chicken 2
Basic Awesomeness
Both creatures are awesome, but the edge goes to Kung Fu Chicken for living in a world of colored swirls.
Unicorn 3, Chicken 3
A TIE!?! For the tie breaker we spin the Wheel of Random Attributes:
click click click click click click click click click click...
Fashion Sense
Oh! It's no contest.
KUNG FU CHICKEN WINS!!!
I think it's obvious who would win this duel to the death. Spiky fire breathing unicorn, of course! Not only is the unicorn larger, but the initials to Kung fu Chicken is "KFC", and the unicorn can breathe fire.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else hungry?