I may have mentioned that I am nocturnal now.  I go to bed sometime around 5:00 AM and I wake up at noon.  I do this because I am afraid of ...

Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and talk to myself as a kid and say "guess what?  You grow up to be a rapist!" just to fu...

I wrote another topic post for Cracked.com today.  Because I desperately need money and famousness.  And maybe I can get a real job there ...

I wrote something for Cracked.com today. I originally intended it to be an advice piece about relationships and communication because that...

I normally wouldn't post something like this because I'm classier than that and I have dignity, but sometimes I just post stuff beca...

I think that I might finally have Swine Flu. I'm all achy and pokey.  Most doctors don't understand what I mean when I say I'm f...

In the world, there are things.  Some of them suck, some of them are awesome and some of them are just okay.  Some of them smell/taste like ...

This is Sasha: Sasha had surgery today. She had to get a tumor removed. I am quite attached to Sasha and her surgery was a little risky beca...

But I'm still drunk.

I am drunk. I need some fucking chapstick.  That is all.