Prelude: I just wanted a cup of tea.  How could I have known that this simple desire would lead to such utter chaos and destruction...

I woke up yesterday morning and became vaguely aware that my right toe felt like - well, the best way to describe it would be "dying-de...

Today, Insomniac-Musician-Neighbo r, you managed to redeem yourself. You see, Insomniac-Musician-Neighbo r, I managed to contract the Mutan...