tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post8517692793157932555..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Someone Should Probably Kill This Post With FireAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger189125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-35200780761741978962010-04-21T11:18:28.572-06:002010-04-21T11:18:28.572-06:00This made my day so much better. Right after readi...This made my day so much better. Right after reading it I walked out of my dorm room and discovered that someone had written "Dave Hearts Dick ALOT" on the whiteboard across the hall. I wondered how the Alot would respond to such a statement.Allisonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-68580074011813828742010-04-21T11:17:51.280-06:002010-04-21T11:17:51.280-06:00My hemorrhoids hurt alot todayMy hemorrhoids hurt alot todaybrian533ihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16734516196537708132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-16901441289894193562010-04-20T22:31:33.266-06:002010-04-20T22:31:33.266-06:00I clicked an ad already cause I know how they work...I clicked an ad already cause I know how they work to give you a few cents and after reading about the Alot I've decided this blog is fully-deserving of me slightly twitching my pointer finger an extra once every time I visit in the future.<br /><br />You're welcome.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03865889555087015010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-66922366342420566482010-04-20T22:07:23.065-06:002010-04-20T22:07:23.065-06:00Glad you're alive. I have decided that your b...Glad you're alive. I have decided that your blog is like the little baby finch on my front porch last week. I want to pick it up and put it back in the nest, but I know that if I do that its mother will not feed it, and then I'll end up with a little baby finch carcass on my front porch. And I'll hate the mama finch, who never really did anything to me other than build a nest without my permission.<br /><br />That sounded darker than intended. The blog was the baby finch, just to clarify, and I'm not sure who the mama finch is in my poorly-thought-out analogy.<br /><br />In summary: Glad you're alive, try not to almost die so often, and get some freakin' health insurance (jobs help). I will only continue to read your blog if you take care of these basic needs. (Gotcha! I'll read it anyway. But srsly, get some insurance.)<br /><br />This is my first and last post. I must conform to the finch analogy rigidly. I'm sure you understand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-15474808164263869162010-04-20T14:36:08.614-06:002010-04-20T14:36:08.614-06:00ah nahd yah tah blahg mahr.
-friend of the spaghat...ah nahd yah tah blahg mahr.<br />-friend of the spaghatta nadleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73948468006201921112010-04-20T05:41:11.296-06:002010-04-20T05:41:11.296-06:00I would like to meeet the ahrghanahc spaghatta nad...I would like to meeet the ahrghanahc spaghatta nadle :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-66825109697043343942010-04-18T22:18:35.382-06:002010-04-18T22:18:35.382-06:00hey asshole. post more.hey asshole. post more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-64589136733852944342010-04-18T16:26:27.823-06:002010-04-18T16:26:27.823-06:00Ahg, I'm obsessed. I'd love to see the Ge...Ahg, I'm obsessed. I'd love to see the Get Low panel with tho mocorono nodle and thie grine ife rice backing him up.Spidergracklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15894155272364285279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-68339979485873854172010-04-17T13:11:13.721-06:002010-04-17T13:11:13.721-06:00Ah cahn't stahp talkan' lahk a spaghatta n...Ah cahn't stahp talkan' lahk a spaghatta nadle! AMG!Spidergracklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15894155272364285279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-59619882768102607642010-04-16T23:20:47.603-06:002010-04-16T23:20:47.603-06:00OK. Very funny. I don't like ads, but I'...OK. Very funny. I don't like ads, but I'll put up with them until you figure out how to collect micropayments. I would rather give you a nickel for writing some thing funny than have an advertiser give you a nickel because they think they can get 50 cents from me for something I was perfectly happy without until I saw the ad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-49437095898814626712010-04-16T17:14:53.641-06:002010-04-16T17:14:53.641-06:00Does a bear shit in the woods? I don't know, d...Does a bear shit in the woods? I don't know, does charmin give you dingleberries?!phoeberlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07734878724941245580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-32103455738823973352010-04-16T15:36:28.347-06:002010-04-16T15:36:28.347-06:00BTW: Spaghatta Karatah has got to make it onto a s...BTW: Spaghatta Karatah has <i>got</i> to make it onto a shirt. Pleazepleazepleaze...Spidergracklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15894155272364285279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78480823525521000402010-04-16T15:02:47.581-06:002010-04-16T15:02:47.581-06:00Out. Fucking. Standing.Out. Fucking. Standing.Spidergracklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15894155272364285279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-51755824024701238602010-04-16T07:36:10.597-06:002010-04-16T07:36:10.597-06:00I love your blog! I dont mind ads at all... but yo...I love your blog! I dont mind ads at all... but you may want to consider projectwonderful. I have their ads (just 2) on my blog, plus I advertise through them. It is an auction system, which I like.Fuzzy Izmithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11483710578520664921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-18271227210189394672010-04-16T05:33:36.780-06:002010-04-16T05:33:36.780-06:00Dear Allie,
I found your blog a couple of months a...Dear Allie,<br />I found your blog a couple of months ago when I was really lonely and low. I'm in my first year of university, and even though I've made some good friends, I am quite shy and self-conscious, and often feel like I am not a 'proper person' because I can't get a job and people think I'm strange. <br /><br />But reading your blog has made me see that you don't have to do all the stuff that most people do in order to be a proper person. You just have to find something to put some of your soul into, and run with it. <br />I really admire you for having the strength to put your stories and thoughts (weird and wonderful as they are!) on the Internet, to put yourself out there for people to judge. <br /><br />I know you're not a famous person in the sense of trashy magazines and scandals. Although I would love to see the kind of scandal you'd be involved in...I'm thinking something like: <br /><br />'Blog Celebrity Found In Compromising Position With Ham and Raisin Sandwich...' <br /><br />But anyway, I know you aren't a 'celebrity' as such, but you should know that everyone I've ever shown your blog has absolutely loved it, and on my Facebook feed there are six links to your posts. And that's just today. I thought you should know because I think sometimes you don't believe anyone likes your blog, and sometimes you don't realise how wonderful and clever and funny you are. <br /><br />Thank you for sharing your wonderful blog! Incidentally, the recent post about 'alots' made me HOWL, as I am driven absolutely insane by that particular grammatical error. Now I know what they're really talking about! I shall have to apologise to all the people I whacked with the dillon stick.Michellehttp://www.allpoetry.com/uhs feth malornnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-20830994691754452722010-04-16T02:30:45.343-06:002010-04-16T02:30:45.343-06:00I'm disappointed that there are not more ads a...I'm disappointed that there are not more ads about gay-married, al-qaeda-loving babies. And how to get them to stop sticking to my uterus.Kirsten P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12980008148958898002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-19153610779150239242010-04-15T20:53:20.651-06:002010-04-15T20:53:20.651-06:00If you have a penis, I'd hitchhike from Canada...If you have a penis, I'd hitchhike from Canada to Montana to marry you... with Boyfriend's approval naturally.<br /><br />Your mind is exactly what I need in a man.<br /><br />Rock on, girl.<br /><br />-JFJackhttp://peixet.tumblr.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-89610162402597421862010-04-15T14:32:55.130-06:002010-04-15T14:32:55.130-06:00My day is complete thanks to Spaghatta Nadle. And...My day is complete thanks to Spaghatta Nadle. And the google one almost made me pee a little.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15677014623090165245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27521749293687882872010-04-15T07:14:26.779-06:002010-04-15T07:14:26.779-06:00Who in the hell is "I guys"?Who in the hell is "I guys"?alysdexiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11185848590491282552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-85072034786494510252010-04-15T00:19:42.946-06:002010-04-15T00:19:42.946-06:00Hello. I found your blog yesterday. Normally I&#...Hello. I found your blog yesterday. Normally I'd just go about my busy exam-season day, silently celebrating the new thing I'd found to make study breaks exciting (and longer than they should be). I'm passive and reserved like that. <br /><br />But you seem to really appreciate comments and followers and knowing that people love your posts, and in my modest 4 hours here I've not found a single one that isn't brilliant! I'm already dreading the day I catch up with what you've posted and have to wait for you to update. Thanks :)Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10934052277483903053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-42346175142548522562010-04-14T22:57:29.499-06:002010-04-14T22:57:29.499-06:00GAHHHHHHHHH I am so in love with each and every po...GAHHHHHHHHH I am so in love with each and every post. Thank you for making me laugh! I needed it.Megshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10174782184647914452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-86349921651682528012010-04-14T22:40:10.652-06:002010-04-14T22:40:10.652-06:00So I'm a reader of Go Fug Yourself and when th...So I'm a reader of Go Fug Yourself and when they posted a link to your sandwich post I thought 'My god! Who is this person?' So then I read, laughed, read, laughed and so on for three whole days (bearing in mind that I had to go to university sometimes, otherwise I totally could have read faster) until I got to the end, exhausted and with aching stomach. <br />So I solved your little rebus and then was redirected to yet another blog with god knows how many posts. I thought I was done! I really felt like I had accomplished something but you took that away from me. Alas!Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17563726390330132550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-81514893509702206112010-04-14T17:28:40.123-06:002010-04-14T17:28:40.123-06:00Thanks for not putting Alot of ads on here.
Rah!...Thanks for not putting Alot of ads on here. <br /><br />Rah!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-34885282220267283162010-04-14T15:46:01.977-06:002010-04-14T15:46:01.977-06:00How interesting that today's ads are for Anger...How interesting that today's ads are for Anger Management ;-)Nonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00248813472644147588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-66775960232356511402010-04-14T12:02:42.911-06:002010-04-14T12:02:42.911-06:00I didn't even notice the ads.. had to go back ...I didn't even notice the ads.. had to go back and look for them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com