tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post5710416155306533813..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Boyfriend Ate Two Whole Bags of Skittles and Now He is Terrorizing MeAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-90969903511494826242010-04-02T06:03:43.748-06:002010-04-02T06:03:43.748-06:00I talk like Boyfriend does all the time. I also ma...I talk like Boyfriend does all the time. I also make very loud noises and scream at things for no reason.<br /><br />"It’s like if there are words in his head, they are going to come out of his mouth regardless of whether they are pertinent or even intelligible. Sometimes he just sits there and makes sounds."<br /><br />Me. That is me. Just change the He's to She's. I also ask people if they have faces.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05535310016657023415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-65515143919385073222010-03-18T13:30:11.198-06:002010-03-18T13:30:11.198-06:00Great blog! By the way there is an actual word for...Great blog! By the way there is an actual word for verbal diarrhea it is Logorrhea. Google it!<br /><br />Oh and I didn't put that to be rude I just thought you would like to know about it in case you ever decide to use it!Kendallnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-11968160691707246142009-10-28T11:40:50.439-06:002009-10-28T11:40:50.439-06:00mmm.... skittles....mmm.... skittles....Nooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07177626854758944296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-4250103951392824852009-10-27T23:20:42.990-06:002009-10-27T23:20:42.990-06:00Milk is good, skittles are disgusting.Milk is good, skittles are disgusting.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10492318803516412688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-9259785703925150412009-10-27T22:01:43.423-06:002009-10-27T22:01:43.423-06:00I guessed the Burrito but not the TIME or the Tran...I guessed the Burrito but not the TIME or the Transformers. Does that mean I'm an idiot?Chicken Makerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02856928066697330689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-38397291112905248132009-10-27T19:27:58.501-06:002009-10-27T19:27:58.501-06:00It seems like you two may just be perfect together...It seems like you two may just be perfect together! Love the blog! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-24040920451875886722009-10-27T19:15:26.630-06:002009-10-27T19:15:26.630-06:00those are some CRAZY eyebrows he has. maybe they&#...those are some CRAZY eyebrows he has. maybe they're part of the reason behind his temporary insanity. just a thought.Alma Leighhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07347671832971748833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-12678059057234446622009-10-27T18:52:57.739-06:002009-10-27T18:52:57.739-06:00I actually enjoyed your last post with the 36 numb...I actually enjoyed your last post with the 36 numbered steps.<br />The funny thing is my mild ADD distracted me about halfway through and I went off to read my friends page on LJ before remembering I was still in the middle of reading your post.<br /><br />And your boyfriend is pretty much how I am within the confines of my home. If I could get away with it there would be much body writing on various younger siblings.<br />Once I leave my house I don't talk unless it's absolutely necessary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-17144314234638469142009-10-27T18:35:56.276-06:002009-10-27T18:35:56.276-06:00I'm something of a google freak so I googled M...I'm something of a google freak so I googled Merry Maids. It's a housecleaning service, what's he trying to say? :) I also went to tassimo.com; it's a sissy* coffee maker. What's that got to do with fedex?<br /><br />*I say sissy because I'm very plebeian when it comes to coffee. I like Folgers artificially flavored hazelnut, brewed (not too strong) in my dollar store drip coffee maker. I don't adulterate it with plant extracts (like cane sugar), artificial sweeteners, dairy products or synthetic dairy products and I dislike all other brands and varieties of coffee. Starbucks coffee, ANY varety thereof, is the most vile and despicable substance I've ever tasted. I'd honestly prefer to drink stagnant water than Starbucks coffee.<br /><br />How come your bf is going around in tight little circles while you're taking medication for ADD? :) Life's funny like that.<br /><br />Best regards.DonGuitarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13970965529323438113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-61917022875945066492009-10-27T18:13:00.645-06:002009-10-27T18:13:00.645-06:00I could totally say "Federal Express" wh...I could totally say "Federal Express" while drunk. I wish I was incomprehensible while drunk- that would actually solve a lot of problems for me. <br /><br />Milk is gross. It has that "fresh from the teat" flavor to it that weirds me out.Noellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-65639851829263524052009-10-27T17:25:29.204-06:002009-10-27T17:25:29.204-06:00Sugar = high = strictly forbidden. Unless you reco...Sugar = high = strictly forbidden. Unless you record it and put on youtube. Or other tubes, if appropriate ;)Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-8418416921560319512009-10-27T16:52:25.683-06:002009-10-27T16:52:25.683-06:00Hahahaa. I can't stop laughing. :)Hahahaa. I can't stop laughing. :)Arielle Lee Bairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17502836375098709320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-34822331660732268092009-10-27T16:32:18.553-06:002009-10-27T16:32:18.553-06:00You are my new favorite blogger ever. In a non-sta...You are my new favorite blogger ever. In a non-stalkerish or pathetic sorta way..can we be best friends?<br /><br />If not, I'd settle for some coupons for ARTISAN SPRING WATER! Please email to layne1020@hotmail.com. No preference on what type of coupon you send. Thanks!Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10102564877266623632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-83251127821536109052009-10-27T14:42:37.622-06:002009-10-27T14:42:37.622-06:00my boyfriend does the same thing sometimes when he...my boyfriend does the same thing sometimes when he drinks coffee and then i want to punch him in the face because he is interrupting my epic blog posting. Which really isnt that epic. And then he decides to pretend to be all my coworkers and use their names to comment on my blog. and then they see "their comments"... <br /><br />so yeah he is pretty much not allowed to have caffeine ever now.Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17073067506843405081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-3646413930172841832009-10-27T09:36:07.796-06:002009-10-27T09:36:07.796-06:00hilarious. love your blog, just came across it! ...hilarious. love your blog, just came across it! Will now be following / subscribing.<br />Come on by to say howdy!<br />Cameron<br />www.conquerthemonkey.comConquer The Monkeyhttp://www.conquerthemonkey.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-42419380088458249572009-10-27T08:14:43.142-06:002009-10-27T08:14:43.142-06:00Oh my goodness! Mine is the same way when I don...Oh my goodness! Mine is the same way when I don't pay attention to him. He will do everything in his power to distract me from whatever it is that I am doing just to pay attention to him. He breaks into song in the most girlish voice he can muster, pokes me in the sides, threatens to eat ALL the food, he’s worse than my 8 year old. <br /><br />At least yours makes cookies. That's a good quality to have in a boyfriend. Unless you’re (me) on a diet and you have no self control when it comes to cookies and you end up eating cookies till you feel sick and then you spiral into a never ending binge eating disaster and end up feeling worse then you felt before you started your diet. Then it would just be an asshole quality for a boyfriend. Man, am I glad my boyfriend doesn’t make cookies.OhSweetSarahttp://ohsweetsara.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-16083914424524239952009-10-27T07:24:35.717-06:002009-10-27T07:24:35.717-06:00I think milk is of the devil. It is disgusting. ...I think milk is of the devil. It is disgusting. My husband loves it. He's not allowed to touch me until he has brushed his teeth.<br /><br />He gets all jacked up on sour patch kids and starburst. When he gets out of control I just go have sex with him. That usually shuts him up pretty good so I can actually write coherent blog posts. But if he was making cookies, I would let him finish the cookies, then the sexing, then eat all the cookies while he is asleep. Win-win.<br /><br />You are hilarious. You are my new blog hero.Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15026043983583894789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-49962865201347773002009-10-27T06:57:39.565-06:002009-10-27T06:57:39.565-06:00Very amusing. But you know, if you'd hit him o...Very amusing. But you know, if you'd hit him once or twice he probably wouldn't harass you so much.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-30305359301040074132009-10-27T06:06:17.030-06:002009-10-27T06:06:17.030-06:00write more long blogs. This was not long enough! l...write more long blogs. This was not long enough! lolCwybrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03496964785825887590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-83435391837449715712009-10-27T05:42:13.814-06:002009-10-27T05:42:13.814-06:00Video blog: boyfriend squirts milk out his eyes. Y...Video blog: boyfriend squirts milk out his eyes. You'd make a trillion dollars.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-87487050559731964552009-10-27T01:54:46.226-06:002009-10-27T01:54:46.226-06:00My cousin/roommate loves milk an unnatural amount....My cousin/roommate loves milk an unnatural amount. She has milk with literally every meal of the day. The best part (or the worst, depending on how you look at it): we have 3 cartons of milk in our fridge right now fat free, 1% and 2% because she drinks different milk with different food. She's like a goddamn milk connoisseur. It's ridiculous.Nikolenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-86998192117373069242009-10-27T00:43:39.975-06:002009-10-27T00:43:39.975-06:00*HOW awesome milk is. Damn you phone! Did I seriou...*HOW awesome milk is. Damn you phone! Did I seriously write all that?? JeeezusCanoncowgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06178961344279501635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-43765902380879628762009-10-27T00:41:46.224-06:002009-10-27T00:41:46.224-06:00Made for each other? I'm thinking so lol ;-) I...Made for each other? I'm thinking so lol ;-) I'm very scared of that photo of Boyfriend. That may be the most menacing happy paper chain ever. It's like he didn't make a happy paper people chain so much as he crafted minions to do his bidding (insert crazy laugh). Not helping his case against being a serial killer lol. Sounds like a good source of entertainment though (boyfriend being sugar high not him being a serial killer). Heck if you're ever bored just give him some skittles and watch him go! Just either make sure he crashes and goes to bed before you do or hide all the markers. Either way you may end up with an essay about Joe awesome milk is on your face. <br /><br />what else did I want to say? Oh! The whole time I've been reading your blog (all a couple weeks or so) i've been confusing "hyperbole" and "perabola" which is dumb because if anything I should be confusing hyperbole and hyperbola but I was totally imagining a single arch (and a half) none of that top and bottom mirror arch crap. so apparently I'm not only confused regaurding the english language but also on geometry terms.<br /><br />Ps: forgive my spelling or if random words show up in my sentances that make no sense. I'm writing on my iPhone and it doesn't have spell check which I need to survive, and it likes to change the words I write cause it's an asshole.Canoncowgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06178961344279501635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-948570275263568532009-10-26T23:20:53.054-06:002009-10-26T23:20:53.054-06:00I have been meaning to come by and say that I ador...I have been meaning to come by and say that I adore this blog...you're a nutbag, up there with my girl Kathy Griffin.<br /><br />xoxoChristopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01890087628246412612noreply@blogger.com