tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post5102580883360573628..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: I'll Sell the Shit Out of Your TacosAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-8176550738127539962010-04-05T21:29:47.688-06:002010-04-05T21:29:47.688-06:00Ickybana?! Is that tacky flower arrangement?Ickybana?! Is that tacky flower arrangement?Matt Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05947081596759328950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27103109702767671892010-04-04T09:52:53.289-06:002010-04-04T09:52:53.289-06:00Haha I love your adverts Allie, I like your libert...Haha I love your adverts Allie, I like your liberty one so much that it is my background now xD<br /><br />~DanDanhttp://continueonline.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-54941051851848245742010-04-03T03:16:11.942-06:002010-04-03T03:16:11.942-06:00Haha! second comment in a row... I once had a dish...Haha! second comment in a row... I once had a dishwasher (at a restaurant. he worked for me. he was not a machine) who answered every request with a .. I will _blanketyblank_ the shit out of those _blankityblanks_. As in "buddy, don't forget to mop the floors tonight"<br />"I'm gonna mop the SHIT outa those floors" *smile*grin*Nick Robertshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056947287356884166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-9924532675834867872010-04-01T12:39:22.344-06:002010-04-01T12:39:22.344-06:00Damn you are a brilliant. if I start a taco joint...Damn you are a brilliant. if I start a taco joint down here in Austin I would love for you to advertise! seriously. all I came up with was "Tacos mother f-er!". you are right tough. they sell themselves.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18381032289087813186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78147827646172974942010-03-31T06:51:13.093-06:002010-03-31T06:51:13.093-06:00Hey, you know that there's a cat food radio ad...Hey, you know that there's a cat food radio ad in the Netherlands that follows your dog food model nearly to the letter? Cat food brand Whiskas advertises with a female voice saying, "This is your cat after eating regular cat food", followed by a cute-ish <i>meow</i>. Next we hear "This is your cat after eating Whiskas brand thingamajig", followed by a brutal lion's roar. All of which is to say, I think you should totally pitch some of those ads to random companies.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18216407096218572909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73185421261318502372010-03-12T19:36:44.067-07:002010-03-12T19:36:44.067-07:00Sophie - Are you being serious? Because I'll...<b>Sophie</b> - Are you being serious? Because I'll make you one that will kick the shit out of Subway's ads.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-51264014766214367882010-03-12T16:04:50.255-07:002010-03-12T16:04:50.255-07:00I have a sandwich shop with really good sandwiches...I have a sandwich shop with really good sandwiches. But seriously... who can compete with 5..5 dollar... 5 dollar footlonnng?? I need a sandwich ad.Sophienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-37083424688340088382010-02-04T08:38:07.751-07:002010-02-04T08:38:07.751-07:00So, Allie, was your boyfriend convinced? I know t...So, Allie, was your boyfriend convinced? I know that I am.<br /><br />Sorry for the late comment, but I just found your blog yesterday. I likes. I likes.<br /><br />If the few posts that I've read so far are any indication, you're well on your way to being a "champion of the Internet!"<br /><br />My favorite ad was You're on Fire. I'm still laughing.Ray Colonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08186651977888646480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-49506724387266097932010-02-03T08:35:17.153-07:002010-02-03T08:35:17.153-07:00I too have had a hotmail account since I was 14. W...I too have had a hotmail account since I was 14. What's more is that I still have the first email I ever received in that account in my inbox! Did free, web-based email really exist in 1999, you ask? I've got proof!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-40317694629098814672010-01-31T19:21:31.925-07:002010-01-31T19:21:31.925-07:00I would so buy Purina if it were to be advertised ...I would so buy Purina if it were to be advertised in that way. Having a dragon dog would be flippin' awesome!Anna|annAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00528075655081273729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-79356551825807702802010-01-30T12:20:55.259-07:002010-01-30T12:20:55.259-07:00You need one of these: http://www.etsy.com/view_li...You need one of these: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39638008<br /><br />KateKatenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-91281532222895286002010-01-28T16:24:46.473-07:002010-01-28T16:24:46.473-07:00I am in Alaska. It's cold. Laughing makes me...I am in Alaska. It's cold. Laughing makes me expell warm air and drops my body temperature. Thanks for inducing hypothermia.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-33541134673964146142010-01-27T11:15:12.335-07:002010-01-27T11:15:12.335-07:00Ummm... alot of your characters look like Jack Pum...Ummm... alot of your characters look like Jack Pumpkin from Nightmare Before Christmas... but that's cool cuz apparently he is in style.<br />And if I found out I wasn't really on fire, I'd be thrilled to find out I could buy some pants instead!~dawnhttp://www.dawneing.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-10749397332222472952010-01-27T04:49:52.413-07:002010-01-27T04:49:52.413-07:00PLEASE advertise my blog. I just want to see what ...PLEASE advertise my blog. I just want to see what you come up with....Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-68919625465585452782010-01-26T23:02:40.298-07:002010-01-26T23:02:40.298-07:00Lol.
I love that you're so loyal to your ema...Lol. <br /><br />I love that you're so loyal to your email address.Mandiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14859122328895457535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-9433685550893901672010-01-26T20:39:31.925-07:002010-01-26T20:39:31.925-07:00i've been working in advertising for 17 years,...i've been working in advertising for 17 years, and i've never seen anything remotely close to your amazingness. on a side note, my dog has dragon breath.Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10290531815250872371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-91209617825565711802010-01-26T19:40:15.268-07:002010-01-26T19:40:15.268-07:00Hmmm... You would be a great asset in my marketing...Hmmm... You would be a great asset in my marketing class!Blaisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08937099732082990199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-58304290122062614752010-01-26T18:44:42.861-07:002010-01-26T18:44:42.861-07:00Gosh, you're good, because all I can think abo...Gosh, you're good, because all I can think about is buying some pants and eating tacos.Hippo Brigadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11864811988018961137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-84053882153669854922010-01-26T18:12:47.251-07:002010-01-26T18:12:47.251-07:00YES. You were born to do this.
Zing!YES. You were born to do this. <br /><br />Zing!I'm Katie.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00913701914113335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-67804263738368875132010-01-26T16:10:49.652-07:002010-01-26T16:10:49.652-07:00oh my goodness - JustLinda / allie - MY DOG IS TOT...oh my goodness - JustLinda / allie - MY DOG IS TOTALLY A DRAGON ALREADY TOO. i cannot believe that i didn't OMG about this earlier. allie, i'm totally sending you pictures. they don't compete with your ms paint illustrations - i mean, come on - but they're pretty fabulous.laceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15568457719665690170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-55487367726439664872010-01-26T12:43:41.832-07:002010-01-26T12:43:41.832-07:00That is so awesome!!
We think you are awesome and...That is so awesome!!<br /><br />We think you are awesome and would like to invite you to join our blog club http://sexnfries.ning.comLizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11966111239105288056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-41671620254383207772010-01-26T12:23:13.818-07:002010-01-26T12:23:13.818-07:00Tacos and puppies are cool for sure, but what happ...Tacos and puppies are cool for sure, but what happpens when you have to design for a product you detest, such as mayonnaise, cilantro, or lutefisk? Please note that I can only assume you hate at least one of these, since most people do.Jay Ferrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361912685495566176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-14251352090591953242010-01-26T11:54:33.769-07:002010-01-26T11:54:33.769-07:00Except - my dog IS really named Dragon! And he ev...Except - my dog IS really named Dragon! And he even wore a dragon costume for Halloween! And he's destructive like a dragon. I mean, he hasn't lit anything on fire (yet) but the squirrels all fear him.<br /><br />So I would prefer a dog food that promises to turn him into something else, please. Perhaps a snowglobe. Snowglobes hardly ever poop inside, as best I know. <br /><br />Oh, I think I'm onto a new invention.. a dogfood that promises the buyer that their dog will never poop inside!! Brilliant. Maybe even better than the No Muck Duck (patent pending).JustLindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11696261661820445271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-24115014186986570042010-01-26T11:46:21.627-07:002010-01-26T11:46:21.627-07:00Dragons eat puppies, which is why your ad totally ...Dragons eat puppies, which is why your ad totally wins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-16972955208072792112010-01-26T10:56:12.835-07:002010-01-26T10:56:12.835-07:00The hell with my flatulating dog. Give me some of...The hell with my flatulating dog. Give me some of this stuff. I want to be a dragon. I'm the one need a shot in the arm. Double rum and Coke just ain't kicking me in the ass like it used to. Please, assistance needed, this morning if possible.CorneliusButterfield.comnoreply@blogger.com