tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post4731521190263861013..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Nightmare on Third Street: A Tale of Constipation, Masturbation, Heroin and A Suit of ArmorAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-25617854436299480512010-04-07T15:46:04.435-06:002010-04-07T15:46:04.435-06:00Sharing one bathroom with a mixed bag of ex-convic...Sharing one bathroom with a mixed bag of ex-convicts and drug addicts? Been there. Done that. Lysol disinfectant spray became my constant companion.<br /><br />Crippling niceness!! I love that phrase :D<br /><br />And the banging hot-water pipes I've had to endure for a night once, so I can't imagine the torture that must have been.Chocolatesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08493321160124151967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-68393160445553907442009-10-18T17:56:27.803-06:002009-10-18T17:56:27.803-06:00Wow. I will never complain again about kittens cra...Wow. I will never complain again about kittens crawling out of the walls in my apartment.melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04609857713406737333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-49573301806561414122009-10-12T10:37:00.404-06:002009-10-12T10:37:00.404-06:00those pipes are the worst. i lived 5 years in nyc ...those pipes are the worst. i lived 5 years in nyc dreading the winter and the return of the orchestra of clanking sounds. and no amount of complaining could fix it... and this was not some cheap apartment in the bronx either. it reminded me of the furnace/fireplace that kevin had to deal with in his basement on home alone...Nomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09785410942672396516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-41617541554602464312009-10-04T18:49:01.673-06:002009-10-04T18:49:01.673-06:00ooook... damn i cant wait whats coming soon...
he...ooook... damn i cant wait whats coming soon...<br /><br />hey by the way .. do you want some heroin tea?Rick Negretehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03320587868714567008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-75083804218849953362009-10-04T17:37:34.867-06:002009-10-04T17:37:34.867-06:00I've tagged you in something over at my humble...I've tagged you in something over at my humble abode.Chris Goochhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14634227282244052213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-57120110226035949022009-10-03T19:06:01.989-06:002009-10-03T19:06:01.989-06:00Oh. My. God. Did your parents know about this? How...Oh. My. God. Did your parents know about this? How did we not end up seeing your crime scene on an episode of 20/20? Holy mother! ah!Kb_Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02024296469850144938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-77050679687770411452009-10-03T18:30:08.101-06:002009-10-03T18:30:08.101-06:00I can't believe that you stayed there that lon...I can't believe that you stayed there that long... you are my new hero of Montana!Kritta22https://www.blogger.com/profile/04360416504582862662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-32510326674392621422009-10-03T01:31:28.824-06:002009-10-03T01:31:28.824-06:00Great story!! I totally identify. And now I would...Great story!! I totally identify. And now I would rather live under a bridge than one wall away from strangers!betty-NZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03950300478215339641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-76633168631324623192009-10-02T18:59:03.875-06:002009-10-02T18:59:03.875-06:00so yeah, now my throat actually hurts because I wa...so yeah, now my throat actually hurts because I was eating chips as I read and one became lodged in my throat and I really thought I might die but it was totally worth it because oh my God, that suit of armor was funny but the masturbating neighbor... that's classy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-12081911189155518192009-10-02T14:37:35.403-06:002009-10-02T14:37:35.403-06:00wow! I just so admire you for finding humor in suc...wow! I just so admire you for finding humor in such a scary situation! I would LOVE to hear why you prefer living with these psychos over a dorm!! (help me prepare for when my sons head for college!!)<br /><br />Putting you in my blogroll for sure!!Roshnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107573625336456428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-28409784351391428112009-10-02T08:53:09.251-06:002009-10-02T08:53:09.251-06:00John said "Dude, if you ever, like, need anyt...John said "Dude, if you ever, like, need anything - just come and hang out in my room, okay?"<br /><br />I said "Okay" even though no amount of being on fire could cause me to actually mean it. \<br /><br />______<br /><br />awesome..<br />amazin how you keep the momentum goin.<br />humor all the way!!Sorcerernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78481757843133537632009-10-01T22:46:27.875-06:002009-10-01T22:46:27.875-06:00I lived next to a guy that made noises at night as...I lived next to a guy that made noises at night as well. They would last HOURS. I would plug my ears, turn on the television, put in earplugs, put pillows over my head, and hum. I'm pretty sure the guy was a meth addict. And I'm pretty sure he let vagrants sleep on his floor (...or with him???...). I only know this because once they rang my number instead of his and I let them in thinking they were friends that I was waiting for......Caitlinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-64242013919507456782009-10-01T20:53:12.631-06:002009-10-01T20:53:12.631-06:00"I lay awake on my bare mattress, trembling a..."I lay awake on my bare mattress, trembling and crying and wishing that the drunk people in the alley outside my window would shut the hell up so I could forget I was alive for just a little while."<br /><br />The whole post but this quote in particular reminds very much of the movie Big.<br /><br />You have big balls, young lady.Homemaker Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04184158557108064422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-34297611389565080612009-10-01T20:03:15.465-06:002009-10-01T20:03:15.465-06:00I think I had your same neighbor who reacts violen...I think I had your same neighbor who reacts violently to imagined noise from my apartment! He's a douche!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-38741553818537256512009-10-01T17:02:10.899-06:002009-10-01T17:02:10.899-06:00I've lived in some real shitholes in my lifeti...I've lived in some real shitholes in my lifetime, including a converted funeral homes that was infested with giant cockroaches, but you win this one.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-91393386383018781222009-10-01T16:01:51.467-06:002009-10-01T16:01:51.467-06:00Sounds like a lovely place to study human interact...Sounds like a lovely place to study human interactions but hell on earth as a place to live.<br /><br />Thank goodness you escaped with your life.Davidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78506209891210860982009-10-01T15:37:01.080-06:002009-10-01T15:37:01.080-06:00Wow! You are really selling the place. I was wonde...Wow! You are really selling the place. I was wondering if you wanted to do a house swap like on "The Holiday" with you coming to the suburbs of Dallas, Texas. And I could go enjoy your neighbor's body armor and herion tea. Maybe just for a week or so. <br /><br />Let me know.Rodney Hayshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17638749712006771834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27129337567024485992009-10-01T13:59:56.951-06:002009-10-01T13:59:56.951-06:00OH MY WORD. You should put that story on e-bay wit...OH MY WORD. You should put that story on e-bay with a 'fund' for getting you out of there.Toniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14238316503113492400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-3779931964724126032009-10-01T10:21:04.757-06:002009-10-01T10:21:04.757-06:00Amazing story....... must have more.Amazing story....... must have more.tactonraehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14674216208454491140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-85990306180833984382009-10-01T09:50:56.730-06:002009-10-01T09:50:56.730-06:00good grief, joining the circus wouldve been better...good grief, joining the circus wouldve been better than that.Nooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07177626854758944296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-37462126707926256762009-10-01T09:21:37.966-06:002009-10-01T09:21:37.966-06:00Lovely. I had thought my first place was really ba...Lovely. I had thought my first place was really bat but oh boy...OneDayIllBeThatGuyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08593745869256203644noreply@blogger.com