tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post3463807931438464094..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: My Tweenhood was a Haze of Baldness and ShameAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-57071420632867776952010-04-09T12:42:04.689-06:002010-04-09T12:42:04.689-06:00"I like how she included the word "physi..."I like how she included the word "physically" to insinuate that yes, there may be something wrong with me mentally but I definitely didn't have cancer"<br /><br /><br />I love you. And your mom.Chelseanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-19076459834701554942010-04-09T08:24:42.380-06:002010-04-09T08:24:42.380-06:00So they could give you a fake beard but they could...So they could give you a fake beard but they couldn't just give you a damn wig!? Sheesh.<br /><br />I am currently reading your blog from finish to start. I'm allowed toilet breaks.zoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16180020581009764290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-47552605072473246992010-04-07T13:21:44.287-06:002010-04-07T13:21:44.287-06:00I'm crying and choking on laughter at my desk....I'm crying and choking on laughter at my desk. My co-workers think I'm dying...Thanks!Karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10929490519675140199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-7930224302761494672010-03-30T21:25:19.014-06:002010-03-30T21:25:19.014-06:00i found your blog recently & you're my new...i found your blog recently & you're my new best imaginary friend. i laugh till i pee when i read your stuff & my husband just says, "are you reading that blog again?" but he's read a couple things & now understands. <br />i shaved my head when i was 21. i saw demi on oprah & thought i could pull off her bald awesomeness. and as if that wasn't bad enough, my husband shaved it off for me again a few years later. i worked the cancer angle for free drinks. maybe a little.SherilinRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10667321154367669653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-46969198020298720612010-03-30T14:48:47.776-06:002010-03-30T14:48:47.776-06:00It's OK. Everyone looked ridiculous in the 90s...It's OK. Everyone looked ridiculous in the 90s.jnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-45844048899605884232010-03-23T04:55:53.095-06:002010-03-23T04:55:53.095-06:00You were decades ahead of Britney.You were decades ahead of Britney.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00429881054136408512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-30503711878251232832010-03-17T16:31:18.660-06:002010-03-17T16:31:18.660-06:00Holy CRAP! That post is so rediculously funny and...Holy CRAP! That post is so rediculously funny and sad at the same time. But your mom sounds awesome! I happened on your blog by mistake but I have taken to going back and reading from the beginning. It is thoroughly enjoyable and keep it up!Kendallnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27203975476792052042010-02-12T14:33:26.324-07:002010-02-12T14:33:26.324-07:00i feel creepy leaving comments on old posts anyway...i feel creepy leaving comments on old posts anyway. <br /><br />don't feel bad. i used to look like sam from different strokes. see link...<br /><br />http://heidi21678.blogspot.com/2009/06/what-were-we-thinking.htmlHeidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06248700311334755829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-55574630187691835802010-01-20T22:52:42.671-07:002010-01-20T22:52:42.671-07:00Am I the only one concerned for the fact the boy y...Am I the only one concerned for the fact the boy you shaved your head for could apparently braid hair like a woman-pro? <br /><br />He was probably into other guys for sure. :) <br /><br />But yeah, I always talk about shaving my head every summer. But I do not have the sack to actually do it and thus I commend you for your courage. :DKing of Foolshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15446607617696938248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-15361754822085800632010-01-05T05:42:44.023-07:002010-01-05T05:42:44.023-07:00i too shaved my hair but that was not due to a rel...i too shaved my hair but that was not due to a relationship matter. beside i did it just after finishing high school, few years ago<br /> :)Jovial Connoisseurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00564391010214994360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-30253973684792241402010-01-05T05:41:12.078-07:002010-01-05T05:41:12.078-07:00i fell like i just finished reading something writ...i fell like i just finished reading something written by mark twain or such writer!!! man this is awesomeness.you have superb talent to write.. the way you can look back an poke fun at things happen, satire, and artistic nature of the whole thing... this is great<br />but doesnt have your trademark your own temperament which i can find in recent posts.<br />:)Jovial Connoisseurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00564391010214994360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-71126490469609539612009-12-29T17:48:49.510-07:002009-12-29T17:48:49.510-07:00Aww. Thats a pretty heart rending story. I almost ...Aww. Thats a pretty heart rending story. I almost had a tear in my eye laughing. Oh god, your blog is the coolest thing that happened to my computer screen:Djazzlambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05275506505935100205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78574744170038177062009-09-18T19:29:12.451-06:002009-09-18T19:29:12.451-06:00cheese and rice, woman, you fucking KILL me!
I&#...cheese and rice, woman, you fucking KILL me! <br />I've gotta go call my mom cuz we were just talking about how you make us snort and she is gonna go nuts over this one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-32165161326206466302009-09-18T15:43:13.492-06:002009-09-18T15:43:13.492-06:00I thought this post was great even before the visu...I thought this post was great even before the visual aide. Now extra points for awesomeness.Kb_Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02024296469850144938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-36201598765821031442009-09-18T14:06:07.960-06:002009-09-18T14:06:07.960-06:00i think i love you.i think i love you.alexa @clevelandsaplumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-60445432527855427462009-09-10T20:55:38.736-06:002009-09-10T20:55:38.736-06:00So I couldn't even shave my head until I was l...So I couldn't even shave my head until I was like 22 because I couldn't man up enough to do it. And even then I couldn't do the whole Lex Luthor. Once again, proof to me how little of a man I actually am. Awesome.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14309385609809902693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-41881350790648826102009-09-09T08:20:02.692-06:002009-09-09T08:20:02.692-06:00Oh shit, we need a picture of this bald head of yo...Oh shit, we need a picture of this bald head of yours! Hahaha!Organic Meatbaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00740368286985980207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-51152958490414953372009-09-06T21:57:45.543-06:002009-09-06T21:57:45.543-06:00In retrospect, though, all your classmates probabl...In retrospect, though, all your classmates probably remember you as the best kid ever. This post is hilarious and you totally rule.Hopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02811876934214536851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-5082388351837516732009-09-06T18:18:44.067-06:002009-09-06T18:18:44.067-06:00"@LOTGK: Can we change my nickname to "T..."@LOTGK: Can we change my nickname to "The Baconator" please? "<br /><br />Point of parliamentary procedure!<br />Of course it can be changed. Your new new Delta Tau Chi name is,...<br />The Baconator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-91304469309075401872009-09-06T14:48:24.547-06:002009-09-06T14:48:24.547-06:00Elastic jeans are socially unacceptable? Well the...Elastic jeans are socially unacceptable? Well then call the fashion cops; I don’t care. Given that expansion thing women do during the full moon, I’ll never give up mine!<br /><br />In junior high, tired of getting teased about my slow development in the frontal area, I went through a phase where I took the tomboy thing a little over the top, keeping my hair cropped short and dressing like a guy, simply to enjoy messing with people’s perceptions of gender. Thanks for making me think, maybe that’s why my first boyfriend turned out to be gay.<br /><br />You are hilarious!Kit Walkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05829500671706207467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-44347353505808506802009-09-06T14:36:33.509-06:002009-09-06T14:36:33.509-06:00OMG, I'm rolling over here! This post is worth...OMG, I'm rolling over here! This post is worthy of putting your blog up on my iGoogle! Thank you! I'll be back soon!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14038243684683702349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-6715738989598674592009-09-06T13:35:25.084-06:002009-09-06T13:35:25.084-06:00@LOTGK: Can we change my nickname to "The Ba...@LOTGK: Can we change my nickname to "The Baconator" please? <br /><br />@ Daddy Papersurfer: nice balls joke :) However, we cannot be sure which act truly does take more balls, since it is difficult to compare literal and figurative balls quantitatively.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-90142705119454709012009-09-06T12:48:31.782-06:002009-09-06T12:48:31.782-06:00@The_Mandinator Shaving your balls takes more ball...@The_Mandinator Shaving your balls takes more balls ..... whoops, sorry Allie, my first visit and I've spoken to someone else first ..... blame it on my age.<br /><br />Anyway kids always do stooopid things .... [kids age range 0 to ∞] ..... we're all doomed I tell you - DOOMED.Daddy Papersurferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06229588740716431666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-19859908770966608442009-09-06T00:12:05.484-06:002009-09-06T00:12:05.484-06:00'cause nothing compares,
nothing compares........'cause nothing compares,<br />nothing compares..... <br />to you...<br /><br />Your new Delta Tau Chi name is Sinead O'Connor....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-40656072808861788442009-09-05T21:17:42.434-06:002009-09-05T21:17:42.434-06:00@Kb_Mal: I will ask my mom to scan a picture. Yo...@Kb_Mal: I will ask my mom to scan a picture. You may regret asking me to do this... <br />On a related note, nursemayra, we shall see if your theory about me being a cute Chia pet holds any water... <br /><br />@That Chick: as you can see, you didn't miss out on much. Other than lifelong self-esteem issues, that is. Kidding! I'm totally normal... <br /><br />@Nooter: I actually did get a lot of head rubbing. Some welcome, some not so welcome...<br /><br />@ Me: why do I use the ellipsis so much...?<br /><br />@Stephanie: I may have milked the cancer sympathy just a little - my dog won runner-up grand champion in an obedience competition despite not being overly obedient. I later came to find out that the judges had not based their decision on merit.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.com