tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post2206452199929895291..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: RobotAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-66473106161726619392010-02-28T19:11:18.832-07:002010-02-28T19:11:18.832-07:00I'm glad I'm not a dentist.I'm glad I'm not a dentist.Mandiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14859122328895457535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-56860372607910628902010-02-17T22:20:09.832-07:002010-02-17T22:20:09.832-07:00The last time I went to the dentist, I started say...The last time I went to the dentist, I started <a href="http://remotedance.blogspot.com/2009/12/how-to-freak-out-your-dental-assistant.html" rel="nofollow">saying all this random crap</a> and the dentist got just a little scared of me. Scared is good. They don't judge you on your flossing frequency then.Kristahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17653772424879574613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-48665964388051244732010-02-13T21:37:39.902-07:002010-02-13T21:37:39.902-07:00I'm pretty sure that I'm semi in love with...I'm pretty sure that I'm semi in love with you at this point. I'm also nearly certain that I would like to brain rape you, if only for a moment. <br /><br />Now, I don't have any extra appendages, or "dangly bits" as I prefer to call them, so this isn't physically possibly. Let's just go with this as more of a figurative and less of a literal. It saves some damage to the psyche that is caused by the horrifying yet somewhat intriguing mental images that it creates.The Randomisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12552244461336002946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-89652644846487020602010-02-10T06:47:22.610-07:002010-02-10T06:47:22.610-07:00YES! Dentists do JUDGE and make you feel horrible...YES! Dentists do JUDGE and make you feel horrible...do you think that is a special class they take in dental school? Scorn and Humiliation 101!Tall Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16846149809230269484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-77334377683247059552010-02-09T22:07:51.729-07:002010-02-09T22:07:51.729-07:00Dentists are idiots. I floss like ALL THE TIME (o...Dentists are idiots. I floss like ALL THE TIME (or more than once a week -- samesies) and my dentist makes me feel all kinds of shame, and my husband NEVER flosses and the dentist is like, "Oh, what lovely teeth and gums you have!"<br /><br />Now that I really think about it ... my husband is clearly banging the dentist. Christ on a cracker. Now I have to confront him. Thanks for bringing this all the my attention, Allie.Veronica M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02950818759052832423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-61072330201785798372010-02-09T17:57:12.217-07:002010-02-09T17:57:12.217-07:00My aunt is a dentist. She's human! I'm pre...My aunt is a dentist. She's human! I'm pretty sure. Unless robots have mastered the art of having babies and lactating.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-50141491330614665042010-02-09T14:53:12.531-07:002010-02-09T14:53:12.531-07:00Dude, you are like my mental doppelganger. Which i...Dude, you are like my mental doppelganger. Which is funny, to me anyway, because I look like the complete opposite of you. Except for the fact that I'm female. I've been reading every blog you have from the beginning for like the past two days, since I discovered this blog, and it's been keeping me entertained, 'cause I'm not allowed to do anything for like the next month except eat Hot Pockets and pop different pills. If I could join and follow you, I would, but it won't LET me join for some reason, because every site is retarded and apparently nobody accepts Opera as THE browser to uae. I'm still trying to fix this somehow. I will figure out a way. <br /><br />Anyways, yeah. Just wanted to say that you're awesome. ^.^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-79659091206903549772010-02-09T14:23:32.496-07:002010-02-09T14:23:32.496-07:00The dentist is my biggest fear. I'm terrified...The dentist is my biggest fear. I'm terrified. I had a root canal in June and was practically catatonic. I have yet to get the crown done for similar reasons. Oh and the money... that, too.Amyhttp://myextraordinarilyordinarylife.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-5835907743156152742010-02-09T12:02:14.872-07:002010-02-09T12:02:14.872-07:00I have this weird thing that's like a tiny too...I have this weird thing that's like a tiny tooth, but not really (it's a fragmentary tooth remnant), and it has roots and stuff. But the dental hygienist seems to love poking at it with the pick thing. Every time she does, my right leg flys up in some sort of auto-reflex. It's not awesome. I feel your pain and hatred of the dentist.Karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10929490519675140199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-14976644285924063202010-02-09T11:38:39.504-07:002010-02-09T11:38:39.504-07:00I am never going to be able to look at people with...I am never going to be able to look at people with power braids the same way again.Salthttp://www.saltsays.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78872151835347747162010-02-09T08:35:49.993-07:002010-02-09T08:35:49.993-07:00I dont even have anything to say to your post afte...I dont even have anything to say to your post after reading these comments, holy shit.<br /> Now I'm terrified to go to the dentist too!!!<br />Because if I move I might get a lobotomy...what if you had a sneeze or something?? AAHH!!Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06034133152497487899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-53052623399935649242010-02-09T06:48:46.506-07:002010-02-09T06:48:46.506-07:00U make the most awesomest comics ever!!U make the most awesomest comics ever!!Saadihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06330931132103830002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-47057025017220808772010-02-09T06:17:04.337-07:002010-02-09T06:17:04.337-07:00Weird, I just had the exact same experience yester...Weird, I just had the exact same experience yesterday at the dentist. The poking of my gums, not the robot thing. I don't have x-ray vision.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-57547424835175843822010-02-09T00:37:33.149-07:002010-02-09T00:37:33.149-07:00I love it!
The dialogue is SURREAL,I love it! <br /><br />The dialogue is SURREAL,dogimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278980067086209626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-32317069870776104172010-02-08T22:48:13.161-07:002010-02-08T22:48:13.161-07:00I felt all super shady and like an inferior sub-sp...I felt all super shady and like an inferior sub-species of human...until Christina in Wonderland commented. And then I knew that there were OTHERS out there! <br /><br />I, too, have not been to a dentist in 11 years. :-S and I know i need to go...i even have insurance to pay for it....but i am scared SHITLESS!<br /><br />I can only imagine the things they'll have to say about my mouth. *buries face in hands and cries*Coopiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13902451453294625839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-58114747193864571232010-02-08T21:19:45.601-07:002010-02-08T21:19:45.601-07:00"Dance for us, Monkey-Girl! ..."<i>"Dance for us, Monkey-Girl! ..."</i>Matthew J Bevisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-89179460215780379532010-02-08T21:19:03.549-07:002010-02-08T21:19:03.549-07:00You don't need water. Just spit on her. I dare...You don't need water. Just spit on her. I dare you.<br /><br />I'll send you a further $5 if you spit on her.<br /><br />I AM NOT KIDDING ABOUT EITHER $5 I HAVE PLEDGED TO YOU, BY THE WAY.<br /><br />Prove that you did it by leaving your phone recording at least the audio of each encounter (yoga/penis and spitting/robot), and I will send you $10. I WILL EVEN MAKE IT AMERICAN MONEY, MEANING THAT I AM PREPARED TO PAY THE EXTRA AMOUNT TO COVERT THE CURRENCY AND ALSO PAY THE CONVERSION FEE. ($10 US will cost about $15 Australian, so I'm really making some intense sacrifices, here.)<br /><br />That's how committed I am to you making a nuisance of yourself. Now get busy.Matthew J Bevisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-67771731437811248082010-02-08T20:39:13.208-07:002010-02-08T20:39:13.208-07:00At least you get to go to the dentist. I haven...At least you get to go to the dentist. I haven't been in so long (three tooth-enamel-sucking children later) that my dentist would think I'm a crack head.The Queen of Weedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13452653882614494124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-22297337126798704802010-02-08T20:33:40.893-07:002010-02-08T20:33:40.893-07:00I go to a little kids dentist although I'm alm...I go to a little kids dentist although I'm almost 18. Problems solved. They already know I'm a baby. They're required to be nice. lol. (;<br /><br />Good luck!juskaulanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10453174378924352629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-49726266430673082192010-02-08T19:16:42.872-07:002010-02-08T19:16:42.872-07:00You soak robot dentist instead of spitting. Just ...You soak robot dentist instead of spitting. Just perfect your aim so you need to start spitting NOW.<br /><br />DO NOT make the mistake of trying to spit when they have that little vacuum thing in your mouth or robot bitch will shove it up your nose and BAM you've just had a lobotomy!<br /><br />Good luck. Please don't die.qandlequeenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02756567197176596886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-66776138758953166262010-02-08T19:03:50.692-07:002010-02-08T19:03:50.692-07:00I HATE going to the dentist. They always tell me t...I HATE going to the dentist. They always tell me that I need to floss more too. And the taste of that toothpaste they use is god awful. You would think by now they would have come up with something that tastes slightly better.Barbarahttp://uptopdesigns.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-18078439256835856142010-02-08T18:22:57.532-07:002010-02-08T18:22:57.532-07:00Dentists are all possessed.
Everyone knows that.Dentists are all possessed.<br />Everyone knows that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-66425186249371097402010-02-08T18:04:39.140-07:002010-02-08T18:04:39.140-07:00and if the blood that drips from your gums isn'...and if the blood that drips from your gums isn't bad enough, that scatchy-scratchy-scrapy sound that the metal thing makes scratching off your teeth-gunk makes me want to throw my eyeballs into a fire.Hippo Brigadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11864811988018961137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-2849597130124594142010-02-08T17:50:25.800-07:002010-02-08T17:50:25.800-07:00I suppose you could transform into a cyborg-blogge...I suppose you could transform into a cyborg-blogger so that you have a better chance of matching your dentist. Good luck.ShineForLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10847422311455621206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-53764386690651583802010-02-08T16:19:18.700-07:002010-02-08T16:19:18.700-07:00Did you see Jeffrey, the robot on the Intel commer...Did you see Jeffrey, the robot on the Intel commercial that played at the end of that important football game yesterday?<br /><br />He wasn't an evil robot at all. He was a cute and helpful robot who got his feelings hurt. I almost cried, true story.<br /><br />Maybe Jeffrey could be your new dentist. Just don't fail to LOVE him, OK? Jeffrey needs love. <3JustLindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11696261661820445271noreply@blogger.com