tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post7989291459029063152..comments2024-03-18T13:15:52.672-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: I'm Definitely Not DeadAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger546125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-58866821341526805712010-05-04T13:04:52.309-06:002010-05-04T13:04:52.309-06:00I love the picture of you on the couch staring off...I love the picture of you on the couch staring off into space! I like your blog too. And that video of you dancing. Long walks on the internets, not rollerskating and swim-up bars at tropical island resorts are cool too. I'm pretty worldly.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13963995356358618171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-3108036353601976462010-05-04T13:04:49.082-06:002010-05-04T13:04:49.082-06:00I love the picture of you on the couch staring off...I love the picture of you on the couch staring off into space! I like your blog too. And that video of you dancing. Long walks on the internets, not rollerskating and swim-up bars at tropical island resorts are cool too. I'm pretty worldly.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13963995356358618171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-33683164571492230732010-05-03T19:22:07.548-06:002010-05-03T19:22:07.548-06:00Glad to hear you're feeling better. The "...Glad to hear you're feeling better. The "You have to pee" pic pretty much sums up my childhood. I had a lot of kidney tests. It sucked, but that pic made me laugh so hard that it makes up for a lot.Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03365582623380288038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-26806769647381801252010-05-03T07:00:33.545-06:002010-05-03T07:00:33.545-06:00Damn, Allie, you will be the death of me. Literall...Damn, Allie, you will be the death of me. Literally. Not only because this was so funny (sorry I'm laughing at your misery and brush with death) and I'm pretty sure this much laughing is gonna cause me to suffocate, but also because I have my English final tomorrow. And I haven't studied. Instead, I've been reading your blog. So when I fail my English test tomorrow, technically it'll all be your fault for writing such a funny blog that keeps poor me from studying. So I'll fail, drop out of school, not find any job that will take me, start living on the street, start doing sexual services for food and internet and die from some strange disease, it'll be all your fault. So, yeah, thanks for killing me. Still, I love your blog. I just wish I hadn't discovered it before my tests. Oh well, who needs to pass those anyway, eh?Martahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12827664741207704414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-28606871371385872042010-05-02T20:51:00.312-06:002010-05-02T20:51:00.312-06:00Man, nearly the same thing happened to me once, ri...Man, nearly the same thing happened to me once, right down to hyperventilating and a blood pressure of about 65/40. Was misdiagnosed as a panic attack, which I'm pretty sure _don't_ do that to your blood pressure.<br /><br />Near as I can figure, it was actually severe dehydration, which may have also triggered something similar to asthma. It's really important to drink tons of water while sick, anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-71933029026980259132010-05-02T18:12:51.989-06:002010-05-02T18:12:51.989-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05087374456804743885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-63242930104300983352010-05-02T18:12:47.982-06:002010-05-02T18:12:47.982-06:00Allie,
Are you well enough to read emails yet? I h...Allie,<br />Are you well enough to read emails yet? I hope so. I am just happy you are not dead. I just found you!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05087374456804743885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-74501658757205788352010-05-01T11:37:20.291-06:002010-05-01T11:37:20.291-06:00Wait.....the 4 second headache....don't think ...Wait.....the 4 second headache....don't think CANCER think STROKE@@!FrenchtownLassienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-13202145361174568102010-04-30T11:13:32.754-06:002010-04-30T11:13:32.754-06:00Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.. all while repeating aloud, "This IS NOT funny, this IS NOT funny." My husband had to come check on me. Now he is in throes of laughter, tears and sympathy.<br /><br />Yay for not being dead! I just discovered your blog, and I cannot have you ending it now!Annehttp://www.annelordblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-77779587716510246752010-04-30T10:07:24.417-06:002010-04-30T10:07:24.417-06:00My love, que increible todo lo que escribes!!! Wow...My love, que increible todo lo que escribes!!! Wow, menos mal que estas viva mi amiguita de mi alma, no se como seria la vida sin ti!!! NOooooooOOOooooooo no por favor recuperate pronto, whatever the fuck it is you had please please please get well soon, I love you and I miss you like crazy!!!! ((((cuevita)))))) Te quiero tanto amiguita!!! tanto!!! Te he tratado de llamar y nada, ahora entiendo porque!!. Que lindo escribes mi amor, I"m looking forward to reading your best seller. Tu amiga del alma,<br />Carola.Carolyn Francia Roberts.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07606017677082082040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-31017021006226243492010-04-30T10:07:19.459-06:002010-04-30T10:07:19.459-06:00My love, que increible todo lo que escribes!!! Wow...My love, que increible todo lo que escribes!!! Wow, menos mal que estas viva mi amiguita de mi alma, no se como seria la vida sin ti!!! NOooooooOOOooooooo no por favor recuperate pronto, whatever the fuck it is you had please please please get well soon, I love you and I miss you like crazy!!!! ((((cuevita)))))) Te quiero tanto amiguita!!! tanto!!! Te he tratado de llamar y nada, ahora entiendo porque!!. Que lindo escribes mi amor, I"m looking forward to reading your best seller. Tu amiga del alma,<br />Carola.Carolyn Francia Roberts.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07606017677082082040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-76630487798296259902010-04-30T09:18:43.810-06:002010-04-30T09:18:43.810-06:00I did not realize you were a chick at first.I did not realize you were a chick at first.SirFWALGManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01310209706844541719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-11773982086216330382010-04-29T22:54:12.781-06:002010-04-29T22:54:12.781-06:00Holy crap, I hope you feel better and get some ans...Holy crap, I hope you feel better and get some answers!<br /><br />I am like you with the hypochondria, I went and had a sleep test done on the slight suspicion that I had sleep apnea and was terrified I'd stop breathing in my sleep. <br /><br />Turns out I do not have sleep apnea. >_<Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03846611503923728036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-61383906046059143502010-04-29T17:43:44.324-06:002010-04-29T17:43:44.324-06:00Hmmm...miss you, Allie. Really Really miss you. ...Hmmm...miss you, Allie. Really Really miss you. Sending you good wishes.Tall Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16846149809230269484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73540932332133356962010-04-29T17:39:54.787-06:002010-04-29T17:39:54.787-06:00You are not allowed to die, because I am fairly ce...You are not allowed to die, because I am fairly certain it will trigger the zombie apocalypse.<br /><br />An Alot told me so.Dryhtscipehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09279826474438861837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-17472176102526018082010-04-29T17:08:09.768-06:002010-04-29T17:08:09.768-06:00Air = Ebola Aids!!!
OMFG that was the best.
Glad...Air = Ebola Aids!!!<br /><br />OMFG that was the best.<br /><br />Glad to see you're feeling better!Mayjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11453711495184534069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-35307735949171782692010-04-29T16:44:42.142-06:002010-04-29T16:44:42.142-06:00It has now been well over a week since you posted ...It has now been well over a week since you posted saying you're not dead. I am no longer convinced you're not dead. Did the ebola catch up to you? Oh wait, you can't answer, you're dead.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01233373150830127937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-40979442173478277372010-04-29T15:15:28.691-06:002010-04-29T15:15:28.691-06:00She´s not dead, she tweeted on twitter. Wow, I´m s...She´s not dead, she tweeted on twitter. Wow, I´m so glad!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-82738526414626021802010-04-29T14:56:58.172-06:002010-04-29T14:56:58.172-06:00I'm pretty sure you're dead now.I'm pretty sure you're dead now.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08577926410913578120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-76335012691831755862010-04-29T14:29:13.308-06:002010-04-29T14:29:13.308-06:00The funniest about this post (and there were many)...The funniest about this post (and there were many) is that it triggered an AdSense ad for Thermometer Calibration. Oops.Marchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946230739766289522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-56687690676878258492010-04-29T13:33:22.199-06:002010-04-29T13:33:22.199-06:00YOU NEED TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN. LIKE A COUPLE TIMES...YOU NEED TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN. LIKE A COUPLE TIMES A WEEK AT LEAST!! IM REALLY REALLY REALLY GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWLS!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-4355262907829115762010-04-29T13:08:20.579-06:002010-04-29T13:08:20.579-06:00Is it weird to check the local paper for news of y...Is it weird to check the local paper for news of you? That would be stalkerish I know. Hope you're back soon. <br />That horse accident was pretty freaky.Meg McGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02106146944115317761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-39473062077473741492010-04-29T12:42:25.771-06:002010-04-29T12:42:25.771-06:00Is anyone else kinda worried that Allie might real...Is anyone else kinda worried that Allie might really be dead now?? She hasn't posted in over a week.<br /><br />I'm worried.<br /><br />Please don't be dead.Kimberlyandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08040061389444746028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-58800350941389396742010-04-29T11:59:23.291-06:002010-04-29T11:59:23.291-06:00There is a "mousetrap" function on the l...There is a "mousetrap" function on the link for this post, where clicking on it causes an infinite number of duplicate windows to pop up on your screen. Uncool!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-10769272296456986632010-04-29T11:59:20.404-06:002010-04-29T11:59:20.404-06:00There is a "mousetrap" function on the l...There is a "mousetrap" function on the link for this post, where clicking on it causes an infinite number of duplicate windows to pop up on your screen. Uncool!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com