tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post7459387133798335062..comments2024-03-18T13:15:52.672-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Ouch. Why?Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-66317100726975621362010-08-22T14:03:29.985-06:002010-08-22T14:03:29.985-06:00Aww... I read the rest of the comments and now I f...Aww... I read the rest of the comments and now I feel strupid.Bastion of Bedlamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-15709525981825096612010-08-22T14:00:11.594-06:002010-08-22T14:00:11.594-06:00I don't understand why Bruce isn't a Magic...I don't understand why Bruce isn't a Magic Card yet?Bastion of Bedlamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-8756473918913916992009-12-23T22:17:15.631-07:002009-12-23T22:17:15.631-07:00I just snorted sushi rice out my nose. Not pleasa...I just snorted sushi rice out my nose. Not pleasant! I hate it when I feel all rape-yUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03322770437922328251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-48117028024398361052009-12-19T01:06:01.875-07:002009-12-19T01:06:01.875-07:00THANK YOU. It's a Christmas miracle!THANK YOU. It's a Christmas miracle!mbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-77072187987030321252009-12-17T15:10:13.534-07:002009-12-17T15:10:13.534-07:00You should make a game and sell it on a Web site s...You should make a game and sell it on a Web site shop and make a shitload of money.<br />No joke.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-84727714221671750022009-12-17T12:27:59.505-07:002009-12-17T12:27:59.505-07:00Yeah, you could sell these Allie. I also think th...Yeah, you could sell these Allie. I also think the members of the Urban Street Warrior's Club of AWESOMENESS would be interested in buying t-shirts with the logo on them. <br /><br />OR, you could sell COFFEE MUGS with all of your artwork on them. Because if people are like me, they are addicted to coffee. And they lose/break a lot of mugs.Veronica M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02950818759052832423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-91544926186330555982009-12-17T11:59:56.964-07:002009-12-17T11:59:56.964-07:00Yes! The return of Shark Bear! I would pay to have...Yes! The return of Shark Bear! I would pay to have that card...Actually, I'd pay to have all of those cards. Amazing...Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11575553396396299732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73024993946555527822009-12-17T09:25:39.405-07:002009-12-17T09:25:39.405-07:00Amazing artwork and powers on the Magic cards. I w...Amazing artwork and powers on the Magic cards. I would have totally cried if you didn't post them.tactonraehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14674216208454491140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-28444211673638565502009-12-17T09:12:38.051-07:002009-12-17T09:12:38.051-07:00LOVE YOUR DECORATIONS AND CARDS.
SORRY ABOUT THE ...LOVE YOUR DECORATIONS AND CARDS.<br /><br />SORRY ABOUT THE FUCKING CAPS, I'M NOT REALLY SCREAMING AT YOU.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-26219187119569648062009-12-17T05:55:22.882-07:002009-12-17T05:55:22.882-07:00I am sending these out to my kids' playgroupI am sending these out to my kids' playgroupHomemaker Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04184158557108064422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-16630958807398477752009-12-17T01:32:00.454-07:002009-12-17T01:32:00.454-07:00Good work with the convincing, mb!!Good work with the convincing, mb!!Veronica M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02950818759052832423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-42057005121626024522009-12-17T00:43:33.365-07:002009-12-17T00:43:33.365-07:00But my husband LOVES the Magic cards you made. He ...But my husband LOVES the Magic cards you made. He even printed one out and put it in his EDH deck. If you guess which one, will you PLEASE re-post them, if only so he can show all his friends how awesome they are? And then they can print them out too and use them in their EDH decks? Please Allie PLEASE!mbnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-28591904394737914652009-12-17T00:22:06.709-07:002009-12-17T00:22:06.709-07:00Oh my gosh! And you LINKED to me!! You are the b...Oh my gosh! And you LINKED to me!! You are the best g.d. girlfriend ever.Veronica M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02950818759052832423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-9573540138271158042009-12-16T23:06:57.228-07:002009-12-16T23:06:57.228-07:00There are no words ...
Thank you a million times....There are no words ...<br /><br />Thank you a million times. This is way better than my lame SNOWMAN cards.Veronica M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02950818759052832423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-67875035542330415582009-12-16T22:59:47.308-07:002009-12-16T22:59:47.308-07:00Weeeeeeee!! Christmas blog!! This is my favorite t...Weeeeeeee!! Christmas blog!! This is my favorite thing ever!! Pretty lights!!<br /><br />Wait. Don't go and change it so all the Christmas stuff is gone tomorrow and then it'll look like I came over here all high and commented.Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-7413720169135859192009-12-16T22:48:34.393-07:002009-12-16T22:48:34.393-07:00Ummm ... I have to go with the Christmas card. Be...Ummm ... I have to go with the Christmas card. Because, you know, 'Tis the Season and all that shit.Veronica M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02950818759052832423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-71223937972735487882009-12-16T22:34:22.229-07:002009-12-16T22:34:22.229-07:00mepsipax - I was tricked into getting into it. I ...<b>mepsipax</b> - I was tricked into getting into it. I was close friends with three little boys who were <i>obsessed</i> with Magic, and they were like "here... we'll give you some cards... come play with us..." and I did and I lost badly because they gave me all their shitty cards, so I felt like I needed to avenge my honor and that is how I ended up buying into it. <br /><br /><b>NutellaonToast</b> - If I ever do come to SF, I'm holding you to that. And I'm bringing my custom-made cards. <br /><br /><b>Tony</b> - It was a lot cooler back in the day than it is now. Seriously. When I was a kid, the <i>cool</i> kids played Magic. <br /><br /><b>Kurt</b> - All I have to do is grow a mustache!!! Oh and BTW, Boyfriend laughed really hard at this particular comment. I think it was the part about punching children in their mouths. <br /><br /><b> mysterg</b> - I'm pretty sure it is true. Basically, if you have a mustache and no accompanying beard, you are either a rapist or a molester or a dad. Or you are wearing it ironically. Or all of those things. But not none of them. <br /><br /><b>Ben</b> - Yeah, I tried to teach Boyfriend to play Magic, but he just couldn't wrap his head around tapping. He was like "So you turn it sideways and then it's powers come out?" And I was like "Basically, yeah." And then he was like "This is stupid" and I was like "YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!" <br /><br /><b>Tracy</b> - I never thought I would ever hear someone identifying with THAT one :) Blogging has done so much to convince me that I am really not ever alone in this world, in anything I think or do. <br /><br /><b>Blaise</b> - I love the pictures. The pictures are 90% of the reason I like the game. But you have to go old-school. None of this "plainswalking" shit I've been hearing about. <br /><br /><b>Nikole</b> - But I can't help it! It's the glasses. I had a HUGE thing for glasses when I was a kid. Also? Jeff Goldblum. <br /><br /><b>CarrieAnne</b> - A cop sees a guy stabbing a prostitute. He tries to intervene and the guy looks up and him and yells "April fools!! She was already dead!!!" <br /><br /><b>Gigi</b> - That made me think of how awesome it would be to be miniature and able to be carried around in a pocket! Like in "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" starring Rick Moranis. <br /><br /><b>Veronica</b> - I always wanted a black lotus. That card is very valuable. I would have to assume that adding my face to it would only increase it's value. <br /><br /><b>Joe</b> - I actually did try to make one with Bruce, but all of the pictures were tall and wide and I could just put Bruce's face in there and zooming out would almost be insulting to Bruce. Oh, and I love the PAIN in all caps. I felt strangely <i>understood</i>... because yes, it would be all in caps! <br /><br /><b>Ellie</b> - I'm feeling more and more like reposting those pictures. I guess I underestimated you guys.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-34021608638497059502009-12-16T21:41:31.615-07:002009-12-16T21:41:31.615-07:00I still play Magic sometimes. It's fun being a...I still play Magic sometimes. It's fun being able to hand all the guys their butt on a platter.Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27402918959068263732009-12-16T19:59:26.421-07:002009-12-16T19:59:26.421-07:00I hope you do repost those Magic: The Gathering ca...I hope you do repost those Magic: The Gathering cards. I have never until now wanted to play Magic: The Gathering, and now I want to, just based on that sweet glimpse of those awesome cards (but no Bruce?). Thanks, Allie! <br /><br />You've opened up a new world to me. <br /><br />Sorry to hear about your debilitating PAIN. Does the sentiment seem somehow insincere when you all-caps the PAIN? Really I'm trying to all-caps my EMPATHY and WISH FOR YOUR SWIFT RECOVERY.<br /><br />You know what? I bet writhing <i>never</i> helps. Why do we writhe so, when it never helps?dogimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278980067086209626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-41875452835825295612009-12-16T19:49:18.265-07:002009-12-16T19:49:18.265-07:00My dad had some super-magical uber-rare Magic card...My dad had some super-magical uber-rare Magic card ... it had something to do with a lotus? I have a picture of my little sister holding it. Maybe I'll send it to you with your face photoshopped in. Who knows?<br /><br />AND, I never got to see the stuff you took off. So put it up.Veronica M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02950818759052832423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-59378437692232969322009-12-16T19:29:22.296-07:002009-12-16T19:29:22.296-07:00Oh Allie - I love you! I just want to put you in m...Oh Allie - I love you! I just want to put you in my pocket & bring you home. (Ummmm-ok. That isn't as weird as it sounds - promise!) Feel better soon!Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-1782797420430172162009-12-16T19:17:27.614-07:002009-12-16T19:17:27.614-07:00You can tell us dead hooker jokes anytime, and I g...You can tell us dead hooker jokes anytime, and I guarantee that we will all laugh.Carrieannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11224619450013132802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-25686235521396115202009-12-16T19:15:48.609-07:002009-12-16T19:15:48.609-07:00I never had a crush on Rick Moranis but I did drea...I never had a crush on Rick Moranis but I did dream that he was my dad once. Allie, I like you, but stay the fuck away from dad. That's just not ok for him to screw someone the same age as my brother. Back up, bitch.Nikolenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-59657377651422010752009-12-16T19:08:43.469-07:002009-12-16T19:08:43.469-07:00hmmm... I'm totally useless at that game. I a...hmmm... I'm totally useless at that game. I always want to look at the cool pictures. Mana-what?! My fiance has totally given up. Poor guy.Blaisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08937099732082990199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-84845594428336227932009-12-16T18:57:57.202-07:002009-12-16T18:57:57.202-07:00I am super bummed to have missed any post of yours...I am super bummed to have missed any post of yours, regardless of topic. I'm sure it was hilarious.<br /><br />I have nothing of particular importance to add, except that I used to have a crush on Rick Moranis, too. Seriously. So you're not the only one.Tracynoreply@blogger.com