tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post5777207122852226914..comments2024-03-18T13:15:52.672-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: World's Best Relationship TipsAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger225125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-41807104566550538612010-05-28T15:13:45.572-06:002010-05-28T15:13:45.572-06:00Hillarious! I would love to see you publish a book...Hillarious! I would love to see you publish a book of your drawings. There are a lot of publishing groups who are looking for exactly this style (my parents are in the business). I'm definitely emailing link to your page to the folks!Daily Garbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13821016725086808418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-44973947968282655562010-05-28T15:13:44.791-06:002010-05-28T15:13:44.791-06:00Hillarious! I would love to see you publish a book...Hillarious! I would love to see you publish a book of your drawings. There are a lot of publishing groups who are looking for exactly this style (my parents are in the business). I'm definitely emailing link to your page to the folks!Daily Garbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13821016725086808418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-81496465282185557742010-05-26T09:33:22.421-06:002010-05-26T09:33:22.421-06:00This is AWESOMAZING!
I think the only way to cr...This is AWESOMAZING! <br /><br />I think the only way to create something more popular than Justin Bieber or fire is to light Justin Bieber on fire. It would open a popularity singularity that may permanently damage the fabric of space time, but I bet it would also set a new record for Twitter followers!<br /><br />Also, I regularly send my girlfriend flowers with a note that says, "I slew this for you."<br /><br />:)John Draperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02443098941353907649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-82296292261611967162010-05-26T03:29:20.355-06:002010-05-26T03:29:20.355-06:00LOL you are f^%$&ng NUTS!! I love it!LOL you are f^%$&ng NUTS!! I love it!Dick Lamehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17511941056391271560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-77793432991626687942010-05-25T18:47:34.559-06:002010-05-25T18:47:34.559-06:00Is that pedobear I see!!??Is that pedobear I see!!??Graphite1https://www.blogger.com/profile/08487900052200844893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-35033676798557310302010-05-25T16:21:25.633-06:002010-05-25T16:21:25.633-06:00Your post reminded me of this genius song by Craig...Your post reminded me of this genius song by Craig Robinson. My favorite lines? "Hide in the closet with a chocolate gun, and when she comes home from work, jump out and surprise her. Ladies love chocolate."LizDunnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15030446293881868671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-55443790548695644902010-05-25T15:59:13.969-06:002010-05-25T15:59:13.969-06:00You should write a blog about annoying radio stati...You should write a blog about annoying radio station contests that they never post on their website. <br /><br />Example: <br />radio contest of "pick a theme list" - pick 3 songs to play, and submit them. radio dj will pick a winning listener and then announce who picked it, and play their list. <br /><br />I hear it on the radio all the time, but I've never heard a number to call and submit them, and when I go to the site, I never see a place to submit them either. <br /><br />I'm seriously beginning to think all listener air time is fake, done by interns and other radio employees.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03439338767674015634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-26021085881638631202010-05-25T12:20:54.770-06:002010-05-25T12:20:54.770-06:00your sporadic updates break my heart. i want to re...your sporadic updates break my heart. i want to read more more more of your hilarious stories.laaaaaaaaurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08986880113052869024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-42242991248070043622010-05-25T11:40:15.251-06:002010-05-25T11:40:15.251-06:00I don't know you but I saw your tips on the In...I don't know you but I saw your tips on the Internet so they must be true. I confess that I am not one to follow directions. I like to look at the pictures next to the text and wing it. You should see the kick butt coat rack thingy I made. The box said it was a picnic table but this thing is so much better. Anyhow, I made a macaroni picture of a bunny and gave it to my neighbors "challenged" cat. I hit the cat with a crow bar and stuffed what I could inside a snail shell. I then lit the snail shell on fire and jumped out of a closet dressed as a pirate to give it to my wife. Now she's banging some chick named Justin Bieber and I'm all alone. What the f&@k dude? Worst advice ever.Brian Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-52508501460880749092010-05-24T18:34:54.238-06:002010-05-24T18:34:54.238-06:00brilliant. i'm allready forcing my boyfriend t...brilliant. i'm allready forcing my boyfriend to read most of your posts... except that i guess i am the rabbit slaying, weird stuff wearing loud one and he's having a trance of admiration. hi from zurich, switzerlandnikanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78906557698148590092010-05-24T11:23:22.771-06:002010-05-24T11:23:22.771-06:00I love this too! You are so real and so funny! Tha...I love this too! You are so real and so funny! Thanks for always staying true to who you are and being personal!Kristihttp://savingmyfamilymoney.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-65511134025877149002010-05-22T14:47:45.702-06:002010-05-22T14:47:45.702-06:00Two of my friends just started dating. My female f...Two of my friends just started dating. My female friend asked me for relationship advice, since she's bit awkward, so I just sent her a link to this page.<br />I hope she takes the advice. It would make every day so much more hilarious.Maudehttp://bluepaperparasols.typepad.com/blue-paper-parasols/2010/04/blue-mistresses-and-yellow-masters.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-53838103638428734352010-05-22T06:12:45.686-06:002010-05-22T06:12:45.686-06:00OK, I admit it! I used to love Kato in the Pink Pa...OK, I admit it! I used to love Kato in the Pink Panther movies, and would think it hilarious if my husband started hiding in the house while I was trying to clean for surprise ninja attacks! <br /><br />But then, you should see the state of my house. Cleaning is BOR-ING.Joeymomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08254601805621175842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-32380311523469912742010-05-21T22:25:29.878-06:002010-05-21T22:25:29.878-06:00I think you have an uncanny ability to premonition...I think you have an uncanny ability to premonition aspects of Grey's Anatomy. Or at least in this instance, with the bacon love. Much love!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-75962712410236034322010-05-21T15:18:59.672-06:002010-05-21T15:18:59.672-06:00Anthropomorphism = WIN.
Little red running horse...Anthropomorphism = WIN. <br /><br />Little red running horse that I wanna take down like a duck at a shooting gallery. I can see it grinning as it's making a bombing run across my screen.<br /><br />My cat got into the yogurt last night. Fermented yogurt old cat breath/slime/drool on my face this morning.<br /><br />No La Bamba -- Got "Who let the dogs out?"<br /><br />On the bright note, your 'toons are so hilarious it certainly cheered me up. Thank you.msyendornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-71531690358440967102010-05-21T11:04:45.314-06:002010-05-21T11:04:45.314-06:00My partner is pretty much the guy in this post. I ...My partner is pretty much the guy in this post. I think you're wrong - it is gender-specific! That's where he's going wrong as well! He clearly thinks I'm a lady and is trying to impress me with, er, lady-impressing things!<br /><br />What do I do, Allie? How do I say "Dude, I'm a dude. You haven't noticed for six years. Please put out that fire and cease your flailing." nicely?Ollinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-69321013880525900122010-05-21T08:51:27.320-06:002010-05-21T08:51:27.320-06:00Hi Allie. I love you a lot. Just so you know. And ...Hi Allie. I love you a lot. Just so you know. And thanks for the relationship advice. I'm single, but I passed it on to a friend of mine who most definitely needs to buy her boyfriend a kong toy and put some bacon in it.<br />You make me laugh so hard I cry, and even when I re-read some of your posts I laugh so hard that I cry.<br /><3Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553385178075493084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-67334364312620229782010-05-21T00:42:53.642-06:002010-05-21T00:42:53.642-06:00Okay, so I'm such a nerd that I'm actually...Okay, so I'm such a nerd that I'm actually commenting here and thinking "Oh man, don't creep her out, don't sound like a creepy little teenage girl, even though you're twenty and technically not a teenager any more... FOCUS. Say something that isn't atrociously awkward..." and I need you to know that's what's going through my head before I comment.<br /><br />I just completely love this blog, and if some person in charge of what blogs should be rich and famous walked up to me tomorrow and asked little old me to recommend one blog to be solidified as the most rich and famous, I'd tell him this one.<br /><br />The stuff you write and draw cracks me up laughing when I had already designated that night to be horribly depressing. It also lets me know that there are people out there besides me and my best friend who are afraid of things like ice monsters and geese and not locking doors.<br /><br />In conclusion, you are great :) I have no witty or interesting way to end this comment so it's just going to kind of trail off awkwardly...<br />like when you tell someone goodbye assuming you'll walk seperate ways, but you both walk the same way, and you have all of two seconds to decide what to do with this mindblowingly uncomfortable situation.........Larahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00629689598992706099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-79790565402954300142010-05-20T23:57:28.292-06:002010-05-20T23:57:28.292-06:00New reader here. I'd just like to say that thi...New reader here. I'd just like to say that this blog is like a magical ray of sunshine burning through the clouds of mundane internet drama that I witness all to often as a gamer and artist. I thank you to the power of infinity...Squared.everboundvenvelhttp://ladywolffluna.deviantart.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-14762433463531887602010-05-20T20:57:50.352-06:002010-05-20T20:57:50.352-06:00Oooh, I saw that, Clabwag!! I also saw that Boyfri...Oooh, I saw that, Clabwag!! I also saw that Boyfriend had guest posted for her, but that one seems to be gone now?jillsmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471645179097384631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-59417383093968375852010-05-20T20:41:29.505-06:002010-05-20T20:41:29.505-06:00Actually, that just about sums up my ideal guy. Ho...Actually, that just about sums up my ideal guy. How scary is that.<br /><br />Anyone else watch "Top Gear" on BBC? These must have come from Jeremy Clarkson's rules on relationships.Magshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08914364200595842469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-54131279085499792832010-05-20T18:02:10.311-06:002010-05-20T18:02:10.311-06:00Can someone tell me is this a scam? "Free App...<a href="http://marmarday.com/?p=9533" rel="nofollow">Can someone tell me is this a scam? "Free Apple iPad (ONLY ONE) from MarMarDay.com"</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17266578624393519752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-71548556921389100642010-05-20T17:28:01.141-06:002010-05-20T17:28:01.141-06:00Now this is one delightful read!
Thanks for being...Now this is one delightful read!<br /><br />Thanks for being the first thing today to make me laugh!Desert Islanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14554891337353065233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-23237395431654182972010-05-20T14:28:40.314-06:002010-05-20T14:28:40.314-06:00Allie you should start writing a weekly advice col...Allie you should start writing a weekly advice column. You would be just like Dan Savage, except.... uh ..... nothing like Dan Savage.jillsmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471645179097384631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-15502837930409451292010-05-20T14:27:24.139-06:002010-05-20T14:27:24.139-06:00Ah, how true the words you speak!Ah, how true the words you speak!Las Vegas Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06464853878545792914noreply@blogger.com