tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post5413930779724121395..comments2024-03-18T13:15:52.672-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Sometimes I am Overwhelmed by How Awesome You Guys Are...Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-85101493148676197612009-11-12T16:09:28.048-07:002009-11-12T16:09:28.048-07:00Hey Allie!
This is my first comment so I'm goi...Hey Allie!<br />This is my first comment so I'm going to take it slow. None of this sex on the first date business. I'm a lady.<br /><br />I was recommended to you blog by Alice, of commenting fame, (Alice: "...I was asleep on an apple green vintage couch on a busy street, inexplicably wearing fairy wings. True story. Moving sucks.) and its been such a great suggestion.<br /><br />I love your blog! Its witty and just the right amount of crazy. When people don't understand my particular brand of crazy I show them your blog and they realize that I'm not alone in my irrational paranoias and love of drunken sliding.<br /><br />Your awesome.<br />xxUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01881775186089345826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-81055391561322506462009-11-09T14:04:28.418-07:002009-11-09T14:04:28.418-07:00I'm giddy to have been included here! *teeehee...I'm giddy to have been included here! *teeeheeheeheheeheehee!!!*<br /><br />Angie's coworkers: What the hell's wrong with you?!<br /><br />Angie: (stopping abruptly mid-giggle) Mind yo biznaz....Angie at Cinema Obsessedhttp://www.cinemaobsessed.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-46222504851688950712009-11-07T13:05:15.838-07:002009-11-07T13:05:15.838-07:00Woo hoo! Thanks Allie! I would consider a blog but...Woo hoo! Thanks Allie! I would consider a blog but I lack the ability to be funny under pressure.Noellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78116328022576631182009-11-07T12:59:56.481-07:002009-11-07T12:59:56.481-07:00L.
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I like to draw it out for emphasis so...L.<br />O.<br />L.<br />...<br />I like to draw it out for emphasis sometimes. I don't know if it works, but in my pretty little head my point is extraordinarily well made.Eppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14121414728784495342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-42939091508504486712009-11-07T12:58:58.049-07:002009-11-07T12:58:58.049-07:00Huzzah for being quoted!
Now I can die happy and f...Huzzah for being quoted!<br />Now I can die happy and fulfilled.<br />Or something like that. <br /><br />haha, I remember writing that now...That Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15629104128307262840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-35696486843300973752009-11-06T15:15:07.256-07:002009-11-06T15:15:07.256-07:00I got two heads up, thanks Allie and Tony. I want ...I got two heads up, thanks Allie and Tony. I want to thank you both for recognizing the awesomness that is me. Now if you could both help me with the purchase of said <a href="http://ny.eater.com/uploads/2008_01_desserttruck.jpg" rel="nofollow">truck</a><br /> with the aid of your credit, that would be even awesomener.ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07814893244814088651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-74027757081038397882009-11-06T14:55:31.760-07:002009-11-06T14:55:31.760-07:00You know, that cookie dough is still in my freezer...You know, that cookie dough is still in my freezer. It's like my insurance policy... just when I'm about to buy something INSANELY bad for me I think "Hey! I don't need to do that! I have cookie dough in the freezer!" and then I walk very VERY quickly before the MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT part of my brain can point out "Yes, but it's in the freezer. That means you need to defrost it. And then roll it out and chunk it up and bake it...." <br />Yeah. So. <br />Do you like.... frozen cookie dough?Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-17104369230679373072009-11-06T14:00:29.079-07:002009-11-06T14:00:29.079-07:00Crazy woman, you can most certainly call me Billy....Crazy woman, you can most certainly call me Billy...I mean, we're buds, right? So we're tight like that.. your words are far too kind for the likes of me... I shit my pants...but I shit my pants with a real sense of modesty when I read your kind words... <br />You ever heard of the Norwegian Spider Crawl? No? Me neither...I made it up... this is what you can look forward to...Organic Meatbaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00740368286985980207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-79815761553699165962009-11-06T10:19:29.752-07:002009-11-06T10:19:29.752-07:00Thanks, Allie!
I made the list. I rock. I roc...Thanks, Allie! <br /><br />I made the list. I rock. I rock so hard. If I rocked any harder, I'd be granite.Amyhttp://myextraordinarilyordinarylife.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-12579625903186769482009-11-06T10:04:38.553-07:002009-11-06T10:04:38.553-07:00Nooter - um... it... uh... it's coming. I'...Nooter - um... it... uh... it's coming. I'll find some somehow. And then I'll give it to you guys. For free.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-86993409353537279772009-11-06T10:03:28.417-07:002009-11-06T10:03:28.417-07:00Birdie - if I could edit this post (which, for som...Birdie - if I could edit this post (which, for some reason I can't and I wish that I knew why) I would put your mermaid comment in there. I will have to do another of these at some point. <br /><br />Billy - Can I call you Billy? Hopefully, because I just did. I truly loved that comment. It was a thing of beauty. I wasn't trying to turn your words against you... more show you off for the crazy-awesome guy that you are. <br /><br />Tony - why are you surprised? I love your comments! P.S. Cartwheels kick ass. I have no idea why, but I feel joyful when I am doing them. <br /><br />Kritta22 - I know! You guys are the best damn readers anyone could ask for. <br /><br />Anonymous - I read all stories. I really loved yours. I showed it to Boyfriend and my mom. I'm glad that I helped name your cat - it kind of makes me feel like an American hero. <br /><br />JUST ME - I will have you know that I appreciate all comments - hilarious or funny or compliment-y or random. I seriously throw a little party in my head every time I get a new comment. And the comment you just left now? That was actually pretty funny. Are you drunk?<br /><br />Tia - yes you do fucking rule. And so does your blog. BTW, I am trying to work "repulser" into everyday speech. It is difficult, but I think I can do it. <br /><br />Diego - Of course I love you! You are being ridiculous for questioning that! :)<br /><br />Sarah P. - toddlers are remarkably hardy creatures. I hear that they can survive for up to ten days without nourishment. You should probably give them water though. The damn things are quite dependent on it. What my mom used to do with me when I was being needy was she would give me some crackers and milk and a whole roll of butcher paper and then set me loose with crayons/finger paints/highlighters etc. If I got bored, she'd look over and say "what if you colored the whole thing? Wouldn't that be cool?" And then my competitive side would agree that yes, it would definitely be cool if I could color the whole roll of butcher paper. I think I actually did it one time. My mom was probably pretty productive that day. <br /><br />Ed - I'm making another one of these... don't worry. It might not be for awhile, but you've got plenty of time. And naked pictures? I do think penises are hilarious. <br /><br />BlackLOG - oh no! I hate when that happens! I guess great minds think alike, right? That was annoying for me to say, but I think it is also true. <br /><br />Ruth - Don't ever shy away from leaving comments because you feel pressured! The funny comments are usually the ones that get featured because they are entertaining for others to read, but some of my favorite comments are the ones that make me feel good. And I love all comments. Really. There are no standards. There are many, many categories of excellence within my comments section.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-80343455978254867592009-11-06T09:59:30.586-07:002009-11-06T09:59:30.586-07:00still waiting for the free candy...still waiting for the free candy...Nooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07177626854758944296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-31318980012948638672009-11-06T09:15:54.402-07:002009-11-06T09:15:54.402-07:00Your funny commenters are the reason I so rarely l...Your funny commenters are the reason I so rarely leave a comment. I can't handle the presure.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03322770437922328251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-29470793223823912002009-11-06T08:02:59.231-07:002009-11-06T08:02:59.231-07:00Thanks very much, after spending week’s researchin...Thanks very much, after spending week’s researching (OK a couple of minuets) I post my blog only to find that you have got up early and posted a blog on a similar subject. <br />How inconsiderate can you get? <br /><br />I feel like Scott of the Antarctic finding out that he has been beaten to the pole. If I die on my return journey it will be on your conscience….BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-64258101344549363982009-11-06T07:17:47.350-07:002009-11-06T07:17:47.350-07:00I know I'm new here, but DAMN!
Guess I should...I know I'm new here, but DAMN!<br /><br />Guess I should start submitted nudie pics with my comments.<br /><br />That surely would guarantee a laugh.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-39339355778884302482009-11-06T06:49:20.968-07:002009-11-06T06:49:20.968-07:00And now I shall spend my day following links from ...And now I shall spend my day following links from this post.<br /><br />Damn it. I'll have to stop to feed my toddlers.<br /><br />Maybe I'll order pizza.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-38704619368330884182009-11-06T04:29:07.870-07:002009-11-06T04:29:07.870-07:00Don´t you love me no more ?
I´ll strt to cry...sni...Don´t you love me no more ?<br />I´ll strt to cry...snif,snif,buáaáaááááááááá.BBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174318797989443147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-81815732114720559922009-11-05T23:54:16.116-07:002009-11-05T23:54:16.116-07:00made the list.
i fucking rule.made the list.<br /><br />i fucking rule.Tiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12345604690207395201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-70660912689032989382009-11-05T22:33:19.166-07:002009-11-05T22:33:19.166-07:00I think the reason I don't always leave hilari...I think the reason I don't always leave hilarious comments is because I'm never sufficiently drunk when I read your blog.<br /><br />Everyone knows I'm hilarious when I'm drunk. Because I tell them.JUST MEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15663723046451628228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-61532886441382200312009-11-05T20:12:09.999-07:002009-11-05T20:12:09.999-07:00Yay, you read my story! I didn't know if you h...Yay, you read my story! I didn't know if you had or not. Sebastian seems very happy with his new name (at least as far as I can tell, what with the superiority complex cats have). Thanks again!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-67603407176379774012009-11-05T19:57:05.681-07:002009-11-05T19:57:05.681-07:00Score, made the list!Score, made the list!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-36990141608494940632009-11-05T19:16:33.693-07:002009-11-05T19:16:33.693-07:00LOL you have some awesome readers!LOL you have some awesome readers!Kritta22https://www.blogger.com/profile/04360416504582862662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-85724999023849078772009-11-05T17:28:19.482-07:002009-11-05T17:28:19.482-07:00ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND's comment was awesome! I hav...ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND's comment was awesome! I have no clue what post of yours he wrote that in, but man...what a funny gentleman.<br /><br />I was actually surprised that my comments made your post! I feel super duper awesome right now. I shall go down to the parking lot and do cartwheels in your honor!Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11575553396396299732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-28476437785132616902009-11-05T17:22:21.415-07:002009-11-05T17:22:21.415-07:00Whoa, you turned our comments against us in a tota...Whoa, you turned our comments against us in a totally ironic twist...felled by my own poisonous words...blast you, woman...curse you!!!Organic Meatbaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00740368286985980207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-7833719413557840322009-11-05T17:11:00.959-07:002009-11-05T17:11:00.959-07:00Oh. Also, when I told my friend EDJ that story, s...Oh. Also, when I told my friend EDJ that story, she said this: "...in what context? Like...mermaids are cool? Or like...I fucked a mermaid once and I wasn't sure were I was supposed to stick it in so I just closed my eyes and guessed, but it wound up in her eye so we had to go to the vet to get her eye fixed cos the hospital didn't know what to do with her?"Birdie!https://www.blogger.com/profile/10799663141471344081noreply@blogger.com