tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post5034926716125958084..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: U B Hatin'Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger145125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-45877705977860441882010-04-09T16:14:30.629-06:002010-04-09T16:14:30.629-06:00Geez I super suck...I can't believe I missed. ...Geez I super suck...I can't believe I missed. I rank you up with Jenny (the Bloggess) as my fav blogs. You are amazing...the haters are all probably's glenn beck love children. Cause you know they are all mutant fucktards.Lannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10936580369005622647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-65897601990137770462010-04-01T07:00:10.028-06:002010-04-01T07:00:10.028-06:00Just found you today via the fish story. Which I p...Just found you today via the fish story. Which I promptly shared with my mother, who has a great story about taking me to watch Bambi at the theatre when I was a kid...my dad was a hunter...and apparently I didn't get why other kids were crying when Bambi's mom got shot because "the hunters gotta eat too!"<br /><br />See? I never get to share that story because it's a little demented. And the unique specialness of your blog has allowed such divulgence of childhood traumas. YOU WIN. Or something.<br /><br />Your blog = crackin' me up.<br /><br />The end.Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04333558693614261583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-21564498962590973802010-03-31T18:11:18.085-06:002010-03-31T18:11:18.085-06:00You're quite funny, and it kind of sucks that ...You're quite funny, and it kind of sucks that so many people are comparing you to others unfairly.<br><br />But I will say, I much prefer The Oatmeal.<br><br />Perhaps because I would like to bone him.<br><br /><br />That is all.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03694230838151569040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78106763671771690572010-03-31T09:34:16.660-06:002010-03-31T09:34:16.660-06:00Thanks for posting such great stuff!
Here's...Thanks for posting such great stuff! <br /><br />Here's a shout-out, with links to your funny blog.<br /><br />http://cranktheshinytune.blogspot.com/2010/03/yay-tacos.htmlGenevievehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07792651140600870577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-65104817360261553782010-03-28T03:34:14.224-06:002010-03-28T03:34:14.224-06:00You totally stole all my ideas, I just hadn't...You totally stole all my ideas, I just hadn't thought of them yet, thanks for ruining my life!!<br /><br />p.s I'm totally on your side lady, you're awesome and we'll totally be friendz sometime during the rest of infinity :DWo0tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73767289223631751082010-03-27T20:20:25.911-06:002010-03-27T20:20:25.911-06:00Just so you know, I'm totally using "BEEP...Just so you know, I'm totally using "BEEP! Tumor I like meat" as my go-to panic answer during my Physics final. It makes more sense than all the formulas do when dealing with math anxiety.<br /><br />Oh, and Oscar Wilde, who was also very funny, had haters as well. Mostly small minded ones, just like here.willrun4foodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12195638521540407717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-70271543621420034602010-03-27T15:55:35.792-06:002010-03-27T15:55:35.792-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.nfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13046736379157385496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-48529036906224003072010-03-27T01:02:24.489-06:002010-03-27T01:02:24.489-06:00I can't beleive i have never read this before....I can't beleive i have never read this before... you have the most awesome writing style... kind of how my brain communicated with me in high school... you are so awesome that instead of doing my assignment that is due in 48 hrs I have spent two hours reading your blogs and STILL feel like it was totally worth it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-88699612424920205112010-03-25T11:27:52.015-06:002010-03-25T11:27:52.015-06:00OMG those haters are IDIOTS. You are amazing, and ...OMG those haters are IDIOTS. You are amazing, and talented, and funny, and crazy (in a GOOD way). Sounds like jealousy to me, and perhaps people that need to get LAID more.Delicianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-68514252107215881352010-03-24T10:13:41.409-06:002010-03-24T10:13:41.409-06:00I found my way here from the Me and the Bee blog a...I found my way here from the Me and the Bee blog and I'm in love. I'm cracking up constantly and I think I've found my favorite timesuck. Keep up the hilarious work!!Preetihttp://preetalina.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-9537625607424898422010-03-23T15:21:27.600-06:002010-03-23T15:21:27.600-06:00What lames.
You know who else makes drawings? Ch...What lames.<br /><br />You know who else makes drawings? Children's books illustrators. Architects. The guys who do the chalk outlines after a homicide. Following this line of logic any of us who commit to any verb are subject for arrest. <br /><br />I guess I plagiarize your mom when I (insert something dirty here). Lolz, jk!!11<br /><br />I like this blog. I double like your MS Paint (mad) skillz. Keep up the good work, homie. <br /><br /><br />--Tteehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14340740261853120377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-34842422904683333372010-03-21T17:14:26.955-06:002010-03-21T17:14:26.955-06:00Not that I've been posting/commenting/doing an...Not that I've been posting/commenting/doing anything productive lately because I've been away from the interwebs for the past week buuttt...I'm going to pretend like I was and give myself credit for making your face hurt. I hope it bleeds. I revel in your (happy) pain.Nikoliosishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02281239524451885466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73544169929176911322010-03-19T23:26:44.876-06:002010-03-19T23:26:44.876-06:00It's already pure love for your blog and I onl...It's already pure love for your blog and I only discovered you today! Do a peaches vs. mangos post? I always seem to stumble into this debate so I'd appreciate your scientific methodology as applied to two of the world's best fruits. Thank you. 'Nuff said:)Kayahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08339420242126806416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-39991865628394335862010-03-19T20:11:20.393-06:002010-03-19T20:11:20.393-06:00My daughters sent me links to your blog because yo...My daughters sent me links to your blog because you could actually be one of my daughters. Except I don't know you. <br /><br />Pie wins and we always have pie for birthdays in my house. <br /><br />As for haters. From my local newspaper comments I believe they all live in my town. You could nuke it. Just give me a day or two of warning.<br /><br />Now I probably have us both on a Homeland Security list. Sorry.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15438127816248954581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-59208436021581733062010-03-19T19:45:29.332-06:002010-03-19T19:45:29.332-06:00I dunno, man, BEEP! TUMOR I like meat is pretty sw...I dunno, man, <b>BEEP! TUMOR I like meat</b> is pretty sweet honestly.<br /><br />Also, I just typed that into Google and found an informative yet <a href="http://www.alcor.org/Library/html/bringingdixieback.html" rel="nofollow">fairly disturbing page</a> about cryogenically freezing dogs. <b>Just so you know.</b>grisomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01779251743706251263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-20098996646529294062010-03-19T16:00:23.462-06:002010-03-19T16:00:23.462-06:00I wish I was blog famous. I want hate mail! That s...I wish I was blog famous. I want hate mail! That sounds fun. Although I am a little surprised to hear that people talk crap over the internet, it's always seemed like such a friendly place to me where I can pay my bills and see naked girls.Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17045294003088106262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-22757325534535865262010-03-19T10:25:42.614-06:002010-03-19T10:25:42.614-06:00Don't know if anyone's sent you this yet o...Don't know if anyone's sent you this yet or not, but I thought you might identify. Of course, you can get alot of people to love you by doing the same thing. <3<br /><br />http://www.gapingvoidgallery.com/images/hate%20you%20Copy.jpg<br /><br />=h=<br /><br /><br />PS: When I tell people about your blog, I generally describe it like so: "You know if you're having a bad day, there's a happy place I know online. Check it:" then I link them here. :)Hollyannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461188297332860332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-49289664395597613002010-03-19T08:56:28.352-06:002010-03-19T08:56:28.352-06:00It's a proven fact that haters have small peni...It's a proven fact that haters have small penises and dysfunctional clitorises.<br /><br />True story.Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-17710089384590522422010-03-19T03:18:54.211-06:002010-03-19T03:18:54.211-06:00I followed a link a while back and found your site...I followed a link a while back and found your site, I have been a fan since the goose incident. Never heard of the other guys, too bad!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14224759885622145477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-11877167268332817802010-03-18T21:36:54.973-06:002010-03-18T21:36:54.973-06:00Allow me to give you another tidbit of positive fe...Allow me to give you another tidbit of positive feedback! I found your blog last night via the adorable 'Cake vs. Pie' post. And I must say, I couldn't really get into Natalie Dee before, and I like you better than XKCD and The Oatmeal! (I can't vouch for the Nicholas dude...never heard of him!)<br />So therefore you are awesome.Bethhttp://inmylittleredpaddleboat.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-37899795683505693202010-03-18T21:31:52.245-06:002010-03-18T21:31:52.245-06:00I'm not a hater! I found you a few weeks ago....I'm not a hater! I found you a few weeks ago. LOVE YOU!! (in a totally non stalker crazy person way) I've also pointed you out to a few friends and family members who need a laugh for the day! Keep it up!Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10391031417840665532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-88722550585389046812010-03-18T21:22:57.202-06:002010-03-18T21:22:57.202-06:00Ummm, I hate to tell you this, but I have written ...Ummm, I hate to tell you this, but I have written A LOT of stuff about tumours, eating meat, and the sound cars make. Just thought you should know.Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-52936348118768393772010-03-18T21:22:02.904-06:002010-03-18T21:22:02.904-06:00I love your blog! Your drawings remind me of Explo...I love your blog! Your drawings remind me of Exploding Dog. http://explodingdog.com/<br /><br /><br />I used to be an online fan manager for American Idol contestants (Kelly Clarkson, Bo Bice, Clay Aiken, etc.) ...I learned that haters mean you're hot stuff! When the haters go away is what you gotta worry about ;)<br />(PS if you want an online fan manager, hit me up!) <br /><br />Twitter: morganplexmorganplexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00286769862237242601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-54413262276462527612010-03-18T19:36:10.194-06:002010-03-18T19:36:10.194-06:00Dude, that last strip of you slowly exposing what ...Dude, that last strip of you slowly exposing what I like to call your "driving finger" cracked my shit up! You make my day, every day.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16566170153720021199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-20118399565305792412010-03-18T16:14:07.333-06:002010-03-18T16:14:07.333-06:00Haters are the best reason to do anything that'...Haters are the best reason to do anything that's worth doing. I'm surprised they even have time to send you hate mail with all the time they spend reading things on the internet instead of actually doing anything that they could be proud of. It's always easy to dislike someone for their accomplishments when you can't get off your ass to do anything except run to the 7-11 for cigarettes and beef jerky. So hate on haters, it just narrows your competition.<br /><br />In other news, a friend sent me your blog a few days ago and I spent the rest of the night reading it and laughing out loud on my couch. Thank you, it takes some serious twisted humor to get me to laugh out loud like that.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206097748844607210noreply@blogger.com