tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post4957144963847460472..comments2024-03-18T13:15:52.672-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Land Sharks: Why We're All Fucked. *UPDATED*Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-36297626594586307842009-12-02T15:13:10.467-07:002009-12-02T15:13:10.467-07:00Just be glad "sailboat sex" isn't in...Just be glad "sailboat sex" isn't in there...just sayin.Jessicahttp://booshy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-75903156706528367542009-12-01T11:44:20.766-07:002009-12-01T11:44:20.766-07:00Hentai is a word. Actually it is Japanese slang.Hentai is a word. Actually it is Japanese slang.mepsipaxhttp://iamadick.squarespace.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-40762136298026605402009-12-01T10:53:58.518-07:002009-12-01T10:53:58.518-07:00Really cool drawing...big kiss:)Really cool drawing...big kiss:)BBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174318797989443147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27267109608224145042009-12-01T07:32:59.494-07:002009-12-01T07:32:59.494-07:00Allie I will totally be your prophet, albeit I can...Allie I will totally be your prophet, albeit I can't talk all Ye Olde like that unless I'm gripped by the spirit! <br /><br />Say, is Bruce the Dragon named Bruce because of Bruce Lee? AKA Bruce "the Dragon" Lee?dogimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278980067086209626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-76421149563154916642009-11-30T22:01:18.801-07:002009-11-30T22:01:18.801-07:00I'm not sure if I can be evangelical about a b...I'm not sure if I can be evangelical about a blog that uses the word fuck in the title of a post. It's hard enough to read it in the body of a post, but in the title? Don't you worry that some little kid is going to look up the word hyperbole and come across this post and have the word fuck staring him right in the face? How are you going to explain that to his mother? How will you explain it to <i>my</i> mother?<br /><br />Also, I love the person who searched for "101 Ways to Abort Your Gay-married, Al-Qaeda-loving Baby for $39 or Less"Capricorn Cringehttp://tfchouse.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-22879754828113731422009-11-30T16:32:34.609-07:002009-11-30T16:32:34.609-07:00i didn't but I would have if I could have.i didn't but I would have if I could have.linlahhttp://corn-bean.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-12999278701628533112009-11-30T15:17:29.036-07:002009-11-30T15:17:29.036-07:00When I think someone being envangelical about a bl...When I think someone being envangelical about a blog, I picture someone with a southern accent warning you about "the devil blogs". Or "keyboards are the devil's hands!" Except I don't think I know what evangelical means, and all I can think about is that cat I disected in high school who I named Evangeline. Which probably isn't related to the meaning of envangelical, so I read the other comments but they really didn't help either.Emiliannahttp://twitter.com/Emilabellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-6767695283533063012009-11-30T12:52:34.281-07:002009-11-30T12:52:34.281-07:00I am evangelical about your blog and some others. ...I am evangelical about your blog and some others. Basically, I'm evangelical about not writing shit I should be writing and instead am evangelical about draining the coffee pot while I write a list of blog ideas, read my fave blogs, read them again in case someone updated since I started reading, make a Lego version of Route-1 (along the Cali coast) for the kids to use to have horrific matchbox car and/or Little People minivan accidents off the cliffs.<br />(I don't let them play with water guns, though, because I don't want them to be violent.)Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-15513058311293510692009-11-30T12:43:33.241-07:002009-11-30T12:43:33.241-07:00Wow, this really is brilliant, even might i say, b...Wow, this really is brilliant, even might i say, better than the bears.<br /><br />I yhink you should make a PDF file with all of the pics on the RHS of your blog, but with a small url beneath. That way, we can print them, and stick them to things like colourful quick grafitti stuff. Does that make sense?ifcarlstonmaddeblogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01609302956147294900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-76140896966578984992009-11-30T10:57:51.979-07:002009-11-30T10:57:51.979-07:00Dude, I love your drawings. They are amazing, and ...Dude, I love your drawings. They are amazing, and they make me cry. It's a good kind of crying though. Like when someone sees the statue of David for the first time, or the Sistine Chapel.Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11575553396396299732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-86584038409974539482009-11-30T10:10:52.616-07:002009-11-30T10:10:52.616-07:00Well, crap.
I read all those suggestions, too, ab...Well, crap.<br /><br />I read all those suggestions, too, about how to be so BLOGERIFIC I can retire. And now I just read your blog and I will always eat your dust.<br /><br />You funny.The Expatressehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00127602680470789727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-16184437039338605852009-11-30T09:43:31.489-07:002009-11-30T09:43:31.489-07:00All this time I thought you were rich. And by rich...All this time I thought you were rich. And by rich, I mean flavorful.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-76134721527557018932009-11-30T09:13:57.539-07:002009-11-30T09:13:57.539-07:00Google does think you are a bad person. Also, I w...Google does think you are a bad person. Also, I would like to hold an old time revival for your blog, you know being evangelical and all. Seriously, wtf??mepsipaxhttp://iamadick.squarespace.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-30645124889876309562009-11-30T09:12:42.153-07:002009-11-30T09:12:42.153-07:00A good way to get readers is to post pictures of K...A good way to get readers is to post pictures of Kimora Lee Simmons and the monster from the Host. At least, according to my statistics page.Bridget Callahanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06729980008876962813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-42557728338278369752009-11-30T06:46:14.923-07:002009-11-30T06:46:14.923-07:00I've done my part. I included you the My New ...I've done my part. I included you the My New Favourite Bloggers Who Don't Write Often Enough (even though some of them write every day) portion of my Time Suck #2 post. You got linked to the word "Bloggers", so yay! Reap the benefits of my two readers! Enjoy them.Jen O.http://mytornadoalley.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-12849794042688572942009-11-30T05:32:51.741-07:002009-11-30T05:32:51.741-07:00do we have to be an angel thingy to be evangelical...do we have to be an angel thingy to be evangelical.. i dont live in those parts..so just clearing the doubt..<br /><br />I hope all your articles will turn out to be the "genesis of mutant" vol 1.<br /><br />ps: allie..err...why not some of these characters to hollywood..<br />well..what say?Sorcererhttp://www.evilsfury.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-46278912330883765132009-11-30T00:07:28.017-07:002009-11-30T00:07:28.017-07:00The picture of the Sharkicorn is possibly the most...The picture of the Sharkicorn is possibly the most hilarious picture in the history of history. Except for maybe your MS Paint drawing of your dorm with Ashley (because really, what can beat a paint drawing of an I love dick sign? A paint drawing of an I love dick sign AND the Jolly Green Giant, that's what). Did you draw all the bear/shark/combined pictures yourself?Nikolenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-72076485513840855552009-11-29T23:24:55.045-07:002009-11-29T23:24:55.045-07:00Oh I will.
I will make sure to get pics.Oh I will.<br /><br />I will make sure to get pics.brian danowskihttp://briandanowski.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-44612287597482237402009-11-29T22:31:29.930-07:002009-11-29T22:31:29.930-07:00I offer handjobs to people if they follow my blog....I offer handjobs to people if they follow my blog. I have a little room in the back of my blog I do it in, it has a ice cream fountain and a Samsung PN63B550 63" Plasma HDTV.ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07814893244814088651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-25856630948163880532009-11-29T21:44:53.783-07:002009-11-29T21:44:53.783-07:00"Yea, and Lo, there was in those days a const...<i>"Yea, and Lo, there was in those days a consternation, for there came upon the land a great plague of sharks and bears. And the people fled, or were being devoured, and in their extremity cried out, 'who now shall save us?' And from their midst arose a mighty Beast: red it was, and black, and green of eye and its mouth spat Pink Flame, and its lingerie too was pink. And the people cried, and ran from it, screaming loud with a great scream. But lo, they turned and looked back upon it, and the Beast was devouring a great number of sharks and bears, and indeed the Beast proved to be a great devourer of sharks and bears, such that the people came to love the Beast, and to say: 'Lo, for the plague of sharks and bears has been lifted from us!' And they named the Beast Bruce, and its herald was Allie."</i><br /><br />- a reading from The Book of Bruce 2:1-7dogimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278980067086209626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-8648143941415756572009-11-29T20:20:09.311-07:002009-11-29T20:20:09.311-07:00I very much liked your land shark pictures. My fri...I very much liked your land shark pictures. My friend just bought two of these...<br /><br />http://www.smartshoppingblog.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/haistuhl.jpg<br /><br /><br />I enjoy reading your blog.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07463582698950454116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-5896733585398061822009-11-29T20:00:25.542-07:002009-11-29T20:00:25.542-07:00Homemaker Man - YES! That is what I am talking ab...<b>Homemaker Man</b> - YES! That is what I am talking about! Here's my new tagline: "Hyperbole and a Half: Cures Paraplegia. And AIDS. You're Welcome." I'll be famous in no time.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-59407945538441518002009-11-29T19:56:10.207-07:002009-11-29T19:56:10.207-07:00Here's evangelical: I used your blog to heal a...Here's evangelical: I used your blog to heal a crippled boy. I just rubbed it on his legs. I think he was cripple. He was sitting down . . .Homemaker Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04184158557108064422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-68253358219015115262009-11-29T19:49:42.418-07:002009-11-29T19:49:42.418-07:00Ellie - Sexy vlogging makes über famous. I would ...<b>Ellie</b> - Sexy vlogging makes über famous. I would totally do it if I had any boobs at all. Seriously, the only thing between me and a sexually depraved lifestyle is a few cup sizes. <br /><br /><b>Becky</b> - That is <i>a</i> goal... not THE goal. And I read "succing" as "soosing" phonetically. Which should be a word. My favorite Spanish word is sucio, which means "dirty." <br /><br /><b>Gigi</b> - I think even Catholics are allowed to be evangelical about things like blogs. Maybe also pudding and waterslides. <br /><br /><b>Brian</b> - PLEASE seriously do that. It will be like I have my own street-team of graffiti artists. That is such a fucking brilliant idea!Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-39513100939351623832009-11-29T19:24:59.346-07:002009-11-29T19:24:59.346-07:00I will write your blog's url on some bathroom ...I will write your blog's url on some bathroom stalls for you.brian danowskihttp://briandanowski.comnoreply@blogger.com