tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post4033011867582272821..comments2024-03-18T13:15:52.672-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Letters: Volume 6Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-23341658237078886552010-04-08T13:09:01.222-06:002010-04-08T13:09:01.222-06:00So, I feel dumb for commenting on this like half a...So, I feel dumb for commenting on this like half a year after it happened, but dammit I have to let my logic be heard. If you're running from rapists in the sand, the rapists are also running in the sand. They'll be just as movementally-challenged as you, and they're probably fat and creepy so they'll get tired faster and collapse in the sand and get eaten by seagulls. <br /><br />Also, if you just rub more sand on your feet, the sand will dry your feet off and then stop sticking. It's like goddamn magic, and it's my favorite thing about sand--it fixes its own problems, like a MAN.Koriinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-51005601869884836742009-10-30T14:25:28.175-06:002009-10-30T14:25:28.175-06:00Ok, so I kept reading an you totally meant 5/4. I...Ok, so I kept reading an you totally meant 5/4. Interesting. :o)Amyhttp://myextraordinarilyordinarylife.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-337645904540057122009-10-30T14:23:09.192-06:002009-10-30T14:23:09.192-06:005/4??5/4??Amyhttp://myextraordinarilyordinarylife.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-72177167883829344172009-10-28T22:48:34.240-06:002009-10-28T22:48:34.240-06:00corrections: "brother's" and "w...corrections: "brother's" and "who <b>wouldn't</b> be irritable"Nikolenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-50812470838000361732009-10-28T22:46:44.346-06:002009-10-28T22:46:44.346-06:00My brothers girlfriend once told me that my mom wa...My brothers girlfriend once told me that my mom was sandy. Confused, I yelled, "No, her name is Jeanne!" in the middle of Baskin Robbins. <i>Apparently</i> she meant that my mom had a sandy vagina (figuratively speaking) because who would be irritable with sand in the vag? Seriously, think about the mechanics of chaffing. Basically, she was calling my mom a bitch but how was I to know sandy could be used as that kind of a descriptor?Nikolenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-3114182607898707192009-10-28T18:14:10.754-06:002009-10-28T18:14:10.754-06:00Please be aware that sand is a stone killer, and I...Please be aware that sand is a stone killer, and I don't even mean that in the erosion-turns-rocks-into-sand way, though that's also kind of worth keeping in mind. But SAND! KILLS!!!! I think that more people are killed by cave-ins of sand-holes each year than by lightning, bad taste, and chewbacca together. ("Sand-hole" sounds like something people would call me in jr high. You know the type.) Not to mention the chafing. Please, do not mention the chafing. Just don't mess around with sand. Somebody will get hurt. Possibly Spiderman, if I recall the movie properly. <br /><br />Also, that deer told me he thinks you're cute, but not when you're "sexy lion," which translates in deer to "rutting carnivore." You know how sensitive those sandholes can be.danhttp://chucklehut.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-47520271831070083322009-10-28T17:33:34.799-06:002009-10-28T17:33:34.799-06:00Didn't Charlize Theron have to be in MT one ti...Didn't Charlize Theron have to be in MT one time for a movie or something? You could pretend it was 'zoola.<br /><br />(From an MT ex-pat... or.... whatever. -THEBIRD)Birdie!https://www.blogger.com/profile/10799663141471344081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-25280399072155535952009-10-28T16:59:10.462-06:002009-10-28T16:59:10.462-06:00hahaha
I can't believe these are still funny. ...hahaha<br />I can't believe these are still funny. How the fuck do you pull that off?<br /><br />oh btw, you said fuck in that post. lolKyle Webshttp://awebslife.tumblr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-48176385543391072112009-10-28T15:49:54.244-06:002009-10-28T15:49:54.244-06:00I hate those fake animals that lurk. They are the...I hate those fake animals that lurk. They are the worst.Keelyhttp://www.sendmehomeat12.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-40344003570602934202009-10-28T15:47:18.352-06:002009-10-28T15:47:18.352-06:00I love my sunglasses. When I wear mine I look just...I love my sunglasses. When I wear mine I look just like Julia Roberts. To BLIND people! :)Chlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09407958244195890009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-51204598773411418322009-10-28T15:30:48.704-06:002009-10-28T15:30:48.704-06:00Dear papa smurf costume we just found at a thrift ...Dear papa smurf costume we just found at a thrift store:<br /><br />I believe, if you had more room in the ass, we would be best friends forever. That, and if your beard didn't reek of mothballs. <br /><br />Love, Miss.Chiefmiss. chiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07640004739888576783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-159573768719483882009-10-28T15:16:09.149-06:002009-10-28T15:16:09.149-06:00My sunglasses are completely uncool. Well, they&#...My sunglasses are completely uncool. Well, they're cool until you put them on. Then you do, and realize they're prescription...and how lame is that?JUST MEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15663723046451628228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-75046082635773729262009-10-28T15:10:45.293-06:002009-10-28T15:10:45.293-06:00Dear Allie,
YOU are Freaking HILARIOUS!!! I love ...Dear Allie,<br /><br />YOU are Freaking HILARIOUS!!! I love your spin on everything :-)<br /><br />Your Friend,<br />dardarsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-37027927133105992782009-10-28T15:06:15.420-06:002009-10-28T15:06:15.420-06:00I'm sorry about the paper cut. It's amazin...I'm sorry about the paper cut. It's amazing how something so frail can cause so much pain.<br /><br />I remember I thought I saw Charlize Theron at the mall once...maybe it was you, but I doubt it. <br /><br />Another bad thing about sand is that it gets EVERYWHERE. Everywhere...Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11575553396396299732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-84080241237015307022009-10-28T14:58:13.600-06:002009-10-28T14:58:13.600-06:00Ewwww. and THAT is why I don't drink milk.Love...Ewwww. and THAT is why I don't drink milk.Love your posts!carissajadedhttp://www.carissajaded.comnoreply@blogger.com