tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post3036289213081127680..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: I Am DestroyerAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-56837427702778144842010-04-09T02:12:01.825-06:002010-04-09T02:12:01.825-06:00"I googled "burning plastic fumes" ..."I googled "burning plastic fumes" and, luckily, you guys should be okay as long as you don't get a really bad headache or start throwing up. If you do, go to the doctor immediately."<br /><br />Oh my God! That has got to be the most honest and frightening note ever! <br /><br />My oldest daughter is a promoter and bands frequently stay with us. They all play metal, so I would almost expect something like this in my home, but coming from you, it's absolutely hysterical!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11137598761971513213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-74216250278143756592010-04-02T15:56:44.198-06:002010-04-02T15:56:44.198-06:00A friend linked your blog to me and it's hilar...A friend linked your blog to me and it's hilarious. I talk on the phone for a living and my customers have been asking what's so damn funny.Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090801598673474740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-74633306715097529112010-03-25T17:13:36.894-06:002010-03-25T17:13:36.894-06:00I did this, too. At a friend's apartment. Tr...I did this, too. At a friend's apartment. Trying to make the coffee I so desperately needed to allow me to recognize and avoid doing something like putting a plastic teapot on the stove.Cyrushttp://cyrussaintrid.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-53587799583148750572010-01-07T18:06:14.070-07:002010-01-07T18:06:14.070-07:00Just found your blog at the start of the week. I&#...Just found your blog at the start of the week. I've read all of your posts now and have to say that this one (and the one about being drunk on the island) are my absolute favourites.<br />You are by far the best blogger on the whole of the internet.Martynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09307649691594361056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-440747401656261012009-09-04T18:40:20.666-06:002009-09-04T18:40:20.666-06:00I am thrilled to have found your blog for so many ...I am thrilled to have found your blog for so many reasons. I barely even know where to begin.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14169067066816104504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-5570051251771598702009-09-04T00:44:44.398-06:002009-09-04T00:44:44.398-06:00This is hilarious, I can't blame you for your ...This is hilarious, I can't blame you for your mistake I would have made the same one and been far less ingenious at cleaning it up. It's so frustrating staying with someone for me, I try to be as ghostlike as possible so they don't even know I was there.Durantehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18091801982428841447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-85640686244025804932009-09-03T20:55:52.825-06:002009-09-03T20:55:52.825-06:00I am destroyer? Lol. This was hilarious. And nail ...I am destroyer? Lol. This was hilarious. And nail polish remover? Who woulda thought...Mandiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14859122328895457535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-18814885707883178722009-09-03T20:25:53.482-06:002009-09-03T20:25:53.482-06:00I'm new to your blog, but I'll be back... ...I'm new to your blog, but I'll be back... good stuff! You are better on your feet than I am. I'd probably have run away and moved to the Phillipines.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-12288405007393149872009-09-03T20:25:12.398-06:002009-09-03T20:25:12.398-06:00@Nooter: it is among the many things I cannot do ...@Nooter: it is among the many things I cannot do - or cannot do properly. But don't laugh... I'm sensitive ;)<br /><br />@LOTGK: at least they'd be famous! <br /><br />@everybody: thank you for all of your compliments. If I can make just one person laugh until they are crying, I have not suffered these embarrassments in vain. <br /><br />That's the great thing about being a humor blogger - sh*tty things happen to you and you can turn them around and make other people happy with them. I now have a built-in perk to all my bad or embarrassing experiences. <br /><br />Anyway, you guys make me feel so good about myself :)Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-44719666178783053142009-09-03T12:23:15.535-06:002009-09-03T12:23:15.535-06:00sooooo, if i understand this correctly,
you
cant
b...sooooo, if i understand this correctly,<br />you<br />cant<br />boil<br />water.<br /><br />(snicker)<br /><br />ha haha haha haha ha haha haha!Nooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07177626854758944296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-298952594099038982009-09-03T04:18:06.280-06:002009-09-03T04:18:06.280-06:00*ROTFL* Oh my gawd. I actually felt your pain i...*ROTFL* Oh my gawd. I actually felt your pain in the note at the end because I would have had tears in my eyes as I was writing "...it is all I have". I know this probably made you feel terrible so thank you for sharing it in such a funny way. <br />Helen xHelen McGinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09154777115558663250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-35196041286273954502009-09-02T20:16:47.839-06:002009-09-02T20:16:47.839-06:00Your post was so good, I posted my comment twice.....Your post was so good, I posted my comment twice....<br />Sorry, a small problem with the ID name for Wordpress.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-4374615791831753962009-09-02T20:15:40.348-06:002009-09-02T20:15:40.348-06:00Thank goodness you left a note. Otherwise, Jason a...Thank goodness you left a note. Otherwise, Jason and Grant of Ghost Hunters would have all their electrical ghost hunting equipment wired up in the house asking the alleged entity if they are trapped in the house.<br /><br />Good post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-21906455368574582112009-09-02T20:15:35.015-06:002009-09-02T20:15:35.015-06:00Thank goodness you left a note. Otherwise, Jason a...Thank goodness you left a note. Otherwise, Jason and Grant of Ghost Hunters would have all their electrical ghost hunting equipment wired up in the house asking the alleged entity if they are trapped in the house.<br /><br />Good post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-91000304459204951652009-09-02T19:46:38.099-06:002009-09-02T19:46:38.099-06:00Hopping over from 20SB and omg, this story is way ...Hopping over from 20SB and omg, this story is way too funny! Wow...something I could totally see happening to me and nice, quick thinking! I don't know if I could've done it, especially at 4 in the morning.Stephanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01664500645286563334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-75390162735479785692009-09-02T16:46:59.211-06:002009-09-02T16:46:59.211-06:00OMGosh I about needing a restroom break. Hilarious...OMGosh I about needing a restroom break. Hilarious and scary at the same time. My mom has one of those..Oh MY and those pots are like 50.00 bucks LOL ;-)darsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-80630129706533778762009-09-02T16:03:45.672-06:002009-09-02T16:03:45.672-06:00Another terrific post. I wish I did things like th...Another terrific post. I wish I did things like this.Hipstercritehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02168118598530462596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-84718126528653164942009-09-02T14:53:43.511-06:002009-09-02T14:53:43.511-06:00OMG, you are hysterical!!! I totally loved the le...OMG, you are hysterical!!! I totally loved the letter you left for them! If it makes you feel any better, I would've put the teapot on the stove too....I've never even seen a plug-in tea pot. <br /><br />Thanks for the follow....I'm now following you too!Helenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10743718606624231459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-68141718707965719622009-09-02T14:41:46.674-06:002009-09-02T14:41:46.674-06:00One of the best stories I have read in a while! Th...One of the best stories I have read in a while! This is hilarious!Piahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10840551776085589246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-25110688415014069772009-09-02T14:26:12.838-06:002009-09-02T14:26:12.838-06:00OMG! I'm laughing so hard that tears are comi...OMG! I'm laughing so hard that tears are coming out of my eyes and all my co-workers are backing away from me slowly!!Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.com