tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post2870819917219592177..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: I AM THE CHAMPION!!!Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-40309132770576998762010-04-04T08:04:13.619-06:002010-04-04T08:04:13.619-06:00I definitely do a majority of those. I feel like w...I definitely do a majority of those. I feel like we just bonded. In a very not-creepy way except it really kind of is. Yesterday I went running and I ended up losing because some jackass was going what must have been at least 40 in the neighborhood. I would've won if he hadn't been speeding. He looked at me strangely too.ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08065854274038088352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-17754606640014054982010-04-02T21:29:51.817-06:002010-04-02T21:29:51.817-06:00I TOTALLY TIME MY PEE TOO! My longest pee was 1 mi...I TOTALLY TIME MY PEE TOO! My longest pee was 1 minute and 40 seconds. Ish. I was really just counting "One banana, Two banana, Three banana," etc. I think maybe we shouldn't do this because on some level, I think maybe we might be doing harm to our fragile bladders. But what else are you going to do while peeing other than count to yourself? I can't think of anything.Staceyloobughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09933120133060354339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-16367744449434795352010-02-07T12:02:20.470-07:002010-02-07T12:02:20.470-07:00The longest clocked pee time I've ever had was...The longest clocked pee time I've ever had was 46 seconds. <br /><br />And that doesn't include those little trickles.<br /><br />That's honest to god, heavy stream, Oh Sweet Jesus I'm not going to die, pee.<br /><br />I held it so long that my kidneys were starting to hurt, and my lower back ached for about an hour afterwards.<br /><br />But it was a glorious 46 seconds. Imagine how long it would've been if I'd let the trickles be counted.Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02981737706139621735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-77236070570098698552010-02-02T18:06:08.201-07:002010-02-02T18:06:08.201-07:00Temerity Jane sent me. She was right: this is aw...Temerity Jane sent me. She was right: this is awesome.Swistlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13126937282657655091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-34700768606430563972009-11-25T01:01:03.275-07:002009-11-25T01:01:03.275-07:00Wow, Allie. Are all your fingers as winningly impo...Wow, Allie. Are all your fingers as winningly imposing as the exhibited two? I sincerely hope you play guitar! Those look like you could really fret the crap out of some lucky Gibson SG's sexy neck. <br /><br />I don't think it's OCD.dogimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278980067086209626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-53048959812633893782009-10-20T14:52:26.459-06:002009-10-20T14:52:26.459-06:00I'm commenting. So you just won so hard you do...I'm commenting. So you just won so hard you don't even GET it yet. But you have SO won...I'm even jealous of you now.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575708700735000787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-38088883001117709542009-10-17T10:09:14.765-06:002009-10-17T10:09:14.765-06:00You win! I play those games with myself all the ti...You win! I play those games with myself all the time. Suppose it makes me a winner too....<br /><br />And, Artisan Spring Water, a blue bird, millicenthayes@gamil.com<br /><br />Thanks.Millicenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05817874631519320746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-55286554079586624222009-10-17T06:27:21.680-06:002009-10-17T06:27:21.680-06:00You're my kind of crazy. I'll share with ...You're my kind of crazy. I'll share with you my secret I win. While in the car on the highway I tighten my buttocks when passing by an exit ramp to simulate jumping the exits that I'm not taking and silently(if I'm riding with someone) make a "whoop" sound. The goal is not to forget to do it before you reach your destination or before you get bored, whichever occurs first. Then you win. Of coure if you are diving and doing it you also win because you are multitasking in a much more productive and less dangerous way than texing while driving.Sethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-65976660928069171652009-10-17T04:47:21.532-06:002009-10-17T04:47:21.532-06:00You do not lose. I win at stuff all the time too. ...You do not lose. I win at stuff all the time too. So we win.slipbananapeelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00332232015001020740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-2968107367486726382009-10-14T20:46:47.870-06:002009-10-14T20:46:47.870-06:00Ummm.... I do all of this minus the running bullsh...Ummm.... I do all of this minus the running bullshit, plus some other OCD behavior. WTF don't we hang out more often? I guess because then we would tie?Noellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-50481954308797737552009-10-13T16:50:28.904-06:002009-10-13T16:50:28.904-06:00I read this blog post. I win.I read this blog post. I win.Ry Pepper https://www.blogger.com/profile/05169678136849140033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-25271206966903082852009-10-13T13:59:27.871-06:002009-10-13T13:59:27.871-06:00You succeeded: you made me laugh. A lot. Thank you...You succeeded: you made me laugh. A lot. Thank you. :)Chibi Jeebshttp://www.onefineneuroticmess.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-12285268078177597592009-10-13T11:08:25.903-06:002009-10-13T11:08:25.903-06:00Hell-oh, I am trying to help you win again. If I ...Hell-oh, I am trying to help you win again. If I send you a picture and what you draw sucks, you lose. So just make me up and be sure to make me much more awesome than I really am, which shouldn't be hard. And you totally WIN!!!FreeMoneyMamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04635163148064540959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-63143454196867318392009-10-13T09:55:27.208-06:002009-10-13T09:55:27.208-06:00I'm here from The Bloggess' site and almos...I'm here from The Bloggess' site and almost wet my pants for laughing so hard.<br /><br />You have officially been added to my reader! :)<br /><br /><br />Yippee!Happy Fun Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16764438670187538319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-63576158876486955262009-10-13T09:46:50.796-06:002009-10-13T09:46:50.796-06:00LMAO at all of this - my most common win is for no...LMAO at all of this - my most common win is for not hitting a child on a bike while driving, but I've seemed to lose at that a lot lately, so I've changed it to not hitting an adolescent on a bike while driving - their reflexes are a little sharper. Also? slartibartfast. A monkey eating a bowl of cereal. Thank you.KindredSmilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17518189876164360061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-26184364992123075662009-10-13T07:41:37.105-06:002009-10-13T07:41:37.105-06:00My brother and I used to play a version of this ga...My brother and I used to play a version of this game but it was usually in our heads and against the Russians...I don't know why...we were a product of the Cold War or something...maybe it had to do with watching that Rocky movie too many times. Anyway good game! We all win!Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06504653685879403349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-10158882931401702932009-10-13T07:35:49.947-06:002009-10-13T07:35:49.947-06:00I was with you until you mentioned wine + grocery ...I was with you until you mentioned wine + grocery store, and then I remembered that no matter how hard I try to win, I never can because here we have to go to a WHOLE OTHER BUILDING called a "liquor store" to buy wine. I know, it's a crime against humanity. And it's because of something called a "blue law" which is ironic because I think the Republicans decided this one. <br /><br />Anyway, great post. (Don't mind me, I'm drunk.)zipbagofboneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02845215266169983575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-70800141070630517592009-10-13T07:04:31.803-06:002009-10-13T07:04:31.803-06:00AND you win because you live in a state that sells...AND you win because you live in a state that sells wine in the grocery store. Either Pennsylvania needs to get over its Prohibitionist ways or I need to move (either way, I would win). <br />Thanks!Barbhttp://bbrooksblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-79875609692863838262009-10-12T23:06:56.976-06:002009-10-12T23:06:56.976-06:00Well holy hell this is my first visit and you had ...Well holy hell this is my first visit and you had me at "waking up in a strange place and you realize you were drugged" so guess what?<br /><br />WE BOTH WIN!<br /><br />Hooyah!<br /><br />:)Chelle Blöggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-50339621811241348722009-10-12T21:32:56.523-06:002009-10-12T21:32:56.523-06:00Nope, I count how long I pee too. It's the on...Nope, I count how long I pee too. It's the only way I could go in public restrooms, and now it's kind of just habit. You probably didn't need to know that about a total stranger; does that mean we both win?Jenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10594085371215028861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27352540878497003412009-10-12T19:51:15.355-06:002009-10-12T19:51:15.355-06:00wow, i think i'm psychic because i *just* wrot...wow, i think i'm psychic because i *just* wrote a spiffy new post on OCD. i win double because a) i wrote such an excellent post and also, b) because i wrote my OCD post without even knowing that you were going to write a post about OCD, and then i read your post. score.Stone Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01141709907613987429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-68952282719327320922009-10-12T19:40:50.196-06:002009-10-12T19:40:50.196-06:00I think you must have ADD as well as OCD, but it s...I think you must have ADD as well as OCD, but it seems to be working really well for you.<br /><br />Also, slartibartfast! Surprise me :)Kaylin @ Berry Pickedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530804785368860917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-67225459181058103622009-10-12T19:11:50.229-06:002009-10-12T19:11:50.229-06:00I laughed! So I win (who doesn't like laughing...I laughed! So I win (who doesn't like laughing) and you win for writing the funny~!Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73595747128141417522009-10-12T18:18:48.769-06:002009-10-12T18:18:48.769-06:00Maelstrom - good point! I am choosing to focus on...Maelstrom - good point! I am choosing to focus on the winning part... <br /><br />Mike - Maybe that's why I blog... because I feel like I win every time I make someone laugh!<br /><br />carrissajaded - That sounds like an awesome game, but only if you win. If you lose, you have pee on your butt and then your butt might get confused because pee really isn't it's jurisdiction. Wow, I just made a butt/pee/poo joke. I am really going downhill fast... <br /><br />Nomad - I would say that I am at <i>least</i> 11/12ths as funny as you. At least. Glad to hear that I'm not alone on the OCD games, though!<br /><br />Mr. Mcfartnuggets - sorry to confuse you, but what do you think it's like being me? Not straightforward, I'll tell you that much! :)<br /><br />Nooter- um... not yet... we'll get to the candy at some point though, don't you worry... <br /><br />alexa - I almost didn't post the potato chip one because I thought "surely no one else will understand this!" But I was wrong! And I win!<br /><br />Woman in the Midst - I totally did win because I totally caught the capital W thing... :)<br /><br />Narm - what a positively diplomatic strategy! And I like that the Honeycomb would be easier to count and therefore I would win more often! Wait... what if I used shredded wheat? Like the <i>old</i> shredded wheat that is just one giant biscuit! Then I would almost always win!<br /><br />Maxie - YOU SING IN THE BATHROOM TOO??? We have to meet someday... <br /><br />Jamie - I remember when you said that! It made me feel like I could be somebody in the world and maybe I am actually going to get to be somebody after all! Thanks for believing in me :)<br /><br />Josh - you are quickly becoming my number one commenter! I'll make you some sort of award someday when I can think of something awesome enough to bestow upon you!<br /><br />speaking from the crib - I totally thought that too... and I was super surprised when that turned out to be the topic that everyone identified with! I feel very connected with the whole world right now... <br /><br />Diego - I don't know whether I should feel proud or sorry for making people lose control of their bladders/bowels. :/ I think I feel proud though.. so I win! :)<br /><br />Carlston - that's right... maybe you'd be more of a winner if you tried it. OR... get this... I could start keeping an official record of everyone's longest pee... it would be epic... we would have to base it on the honors system until we could find judges willing to travel afar and sundry to watch people peeing, though. <br /><br />Girl Meets Gun - I totally do the treats thing too. Like I say that if I can manage to not embarrass myself in public, I get to leave the house. Wait... does that count?<br /><br />mysterg - yes, I am profound as well as witty... I win! (and suddenly I'm not feeling so bad for looking like Mr. T anymore...)<br /><br />FreeMoneyMomma - I have left you instructions on your home base. You shall be rewarded for your efforts!Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-164512402918383052009-10-12T17:49:29.604-06:002009-10-12T17:49:29.604-06:00Slartibartfast, baby! Draw ME and you win again!Slartibartfast, baby! Draw ME and you win again!FreeMoneyMamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04635163148064540959noreply@blogger.com