tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post242912166584938052..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Don't Ever Fall Asleep Watching "Land of The Lost"Alliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-77164791712588801022010-08-26T02:53:25.213-06:002010-08-26T02:53:25.213-06:00I relate to this post. The only time I ever watche...I relate to this post. The only time I ever watched "The Neverending Story" was during a delirious high fever when I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. I cannot remember what of that movie was fantasy and what was hallucination. There was something about a dying horse and a flying white dragon-y looking thing (which people assure me were part of the movie), but I can't find an explanation for the screaming ants playing golf and all the crayons.MurasakiNeko42https://www.blogger.com/profile/04588362232642842936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-75893681446520342982010-08-24T16:21:50.561-06:002010-08-24T16:21:50.561-06:00I know this is a really really late comment, but I...I know this is a really really late comment, but I've been reading your blog from beginning to end for the last couple of days and I thought I would enlighten you about these cheese pancakes you speak of.<br /><br />I have the recipe for the perfect cheese pancakes. Of course, they are not really called cheese pancakes. They care called Saganakis and they are a greek dish. What you do is this:<br />Go get a small block of Kasari cheese (Walmart will not carry it, you'll have to go to a specialty store) slice it into chunks about the thickness of a sandwich or a thick piece of bread. Dip in egg, then dip in flour, then throw it on the griddle and cook for about 3 minutes per side. Add lemon juice and eat. <br />Trust me. When God created Mana, he really meant to give those poor people Saganaki. They would have stopped complaining on the stop.Eluinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08319750231285503421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-35880103465580507752010-04-01T21:21:29.336-06:002010-04-01T21:21:29.336-06:00Cheese pancakes...you need to know about chupaques...Cheese pancakes...you need to know about chupaquesos!<br />http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20030906.htmlGaladrielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03383321455657803304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-57655077724542221142009-11-24T10:51:01.735-07:002009-11-24T10:51:01.735-07:00I fell asleep watching "Cirque Du Soleil"...I fell asleep watching "Cirque Du Soleil" once when I had a fever, or whatever the french way of spelling it is, and I pretty much overcame that adversity completely once I changed my pants and they took away the butter knife.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575708700735000787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-65150180822605209462009-11-24T10:51:00.297-07:002009-11-24T10:51:00.297-07:00I fell asleep watching "Cirque Du Soleil"...I fell asleep watching "Cirque Du Soleil" once when I had a fever, or whatever the french way of spelling it is, and I pretty much overcame that adversity completely once I changed my pants and they took away the butter knife.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575708700735000787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27267255788675327052009-11-23T11:01:58.184-07:002009-11-23T11:01:58.184-07:00Oh my god...that video was one of the best things ...Oh my god...that video was one of the best things I've ever seen! Poor you...hope you're feeling better!Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11575553396396299732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-52510204706361823462009-11-23T06:12:38.634-07:002009-11-23T06:12:38.634-07:00Oh man watching anyeven minimally strange movie wi...Oh man watching anyeven minimally strange movie with the flu is a horrible idea. Last year, with a super fever of 103 for 4 days, I decided it would be a good time to watch gladiator for the the first time. bad idea. i had horrible delirious nightmares all night about being locked in the colosseum with all these enormous gladiators trying to hack me to pieces and carts with swords coming out of the wheels. it was awful.Juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09342645678318346880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-7069949511301336512009-11-21T17:56:53.057-07:002009-11-21T17:56:53.057-07:00I like the way you juxtaposed the sleestack with B...I like the way you juxtaposed the sleestack with Bear Grylls, which I can only imagine is some sort of metaphor for the human condition or dinosaurs or something.Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01533509179274926434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-32310300412372736002009-11-21T17:46:25.997-07:002009-11-21T17:46:25.997-07:00I'm stupid, I hate poor people orphans, and I ...I'm stupid, I hate poor people orphans, and I would throw you in front of a train if I could get away with it. I meant to say I have biceps and a big dick.ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07814893244814088651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-73514647047659540102009-11-21T16:27:32.850-07:002009-11-21T16:27:32.850-07:00ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND - This may not work out. I have...ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND - This may not work out. I have an abnormally small pelvis - like a child, only more calcified. Or maybe when you said "big in all the right places" you meant that your heart, brain and sense of chivalry were all grotesquely huge. In which case, maybe.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-46792412663348312009-11-21T16:03:05.465-07:002009-11-21T16:03:05.465-07:00I'm not just attractive, I'm freakin' ...I'm not just attractive, I'm freakin' hot! Did I tell you I'm also big in all the right places?ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07814893244814088651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-71793434822004116772009-11-21T15:19:53.564-07:002009-11-21T15:19:53.564-07:00JUST ME - But it had Will Ferrell in it! That'...JUST ME - But it had Will Ferrell in it! That's what convinced me. Plus, I'm a pop-culture retard, so I haven't even seen the original Land of the Lost. I haven't seen Star-Trek or Star-Wars either. Not even the new ones. And I didn't like Indiana Jones. I'm definitely getting hate mail now. <br /><br />Stormy- I think I'm better. Maybe it wasn't swine flu. Or maybe I fought swine flu and kicked its ass. I like that second option. Allie: swine flu conquerer and heroic citizen. <br /><br />Ed - I think my video was better. Much more to-the-point. <br /><br />linlah - Exactly! Boyfriend has no idea what I'm talking about when I say I'm feeling "pokey" and "crawl-y." He can't properly feel sorry for me if he doesn't understand!<br /><br />lizard.dot.lizard - Some good advice there. Were you watching "Neverending Story"? That movie would probably be the ultimate bad movie to fall asleep during. Or "Labyrinth." <br /><br />Joe - I pride myself on my cinematic talents. The kittenshark was kind of the climax of the film, I think. That or the "tiny hands" photo. Or maybe the land-capable shark. <br /><br />Nikole - "Nikole-sober-dar..." That's awesome. And you're right. I don't have it. But don't worry, I feel like I sound like an alcoholic too. I don't drink very often, but lately it's been every other weekend and I feel like I need to go to rehab. <br /><br />Moooooog35 (with 6 O's and sometimes 4 but usually 6) - I generally try to stay away from brothels entirely. However, I will take your advice to heart should I ever encounter a situation in which I have need to be in a brothel. Like if I'm hooking. Or brotheling. Or if they are giving out free candy and/or brochures.<br /><br />Ellie - Hehe... I think you are confusing ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND with Boyfriend. They are not the same. Even though I turned ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND straight with my Kyle video and I'm pretty sure he's very attractive, I have neither the means nor the permission to meet him for a night of passion and intimacy and make him my lover. <br /><br />ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND - Psshhhhh... I totally know how to delete comments. I leave yours there on purpose because they are awesome and perfectly fitting for my blog. And everyone likes you. Especially Organic Meatbag, who is also awesome. And Boyfriend likes you and I'm sure he'd be totally okay with me making you my lover of vast intimacy and passion, we just can't afford the bus ticket. <br /><br />lovenotestoself - I ate the cheese pancakes on Tuesday. Your point is probably still completely valid, though. No one should eat cheese pancakes ever because swine flu can sense them in your body. It's like you are a wearing a tracking chip for diseases.Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-44875544774343035792009-11-21T13:39:22.867-07:002009-11-21T13:39:22.867-07:00Maybe the real lesson here is about having the flu...Maybe the real lesson here is about having the flu and eating cheese pancakes. Those sound like they could make people pokey and crawl-y. <br /><br />Feel better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-36930217695263361302009-11-21T11:23:56.290-07:002009-11-21T11:23:56.290-07:00Ellie,
I approve of your message.
[ALL OPINIONS ...Ellie,<br /><br />I approve of your message.<br /><br />[ALL OPINIONS EXPRESSED ON THIS BLOG ARE PURELY THE OPINIONS OF ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND. ALLIE CLAIMS NO OPINION OF OPINIONS AND WOULD PROBABLY DELETE MY COMMENTS, OFTEN, IF SHE KNEW HOW TO DELETE COMMENTS WITH HER PANCAKE SYRUP STICKY FINGERS. <br />VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED]ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07814893244814088651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-6772631151841628312009-11-21T07:25:37.588-07:002009-11-21T07:25:37.588-07:00Erk. You should get better now. DO it. Or have sex...Erk. You should get better now. DO it. Or have sex. That makes everything better. I;m sure Asshole Boyfriend would agree.Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-10737749307552828792009-11-21T06:50:49.540-07:002009-11-21T06:50:49.540-07:00This also rings true about not falling asleep in a...This also rings true about not falling asleep in a brothel.<br /><br />The crabs in that dream are WAY scarier.<br /><br />Plus you wake up nude three blocks away in a dumpster with no money, but that's an entirely different issue.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-54944269230935488662009-11-21T02:23:16.078-07:002009-11-21T02:23:16.078-07:00Also, because if you fall asleep while they eat th...Also, because if you fall asleep while they eat the opium nuts or whatever and then a week later read this post and have no fucking clue what is going on because you drunk you will be confused. Why am I always drunk when I read your posts? I really don't drink that much. I swear. You just have poor Nikole-sober-dar..Nikolenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-78612779500753978712009-11-20T22:59:16.151-07:002009-11-20T22:59:16.151-07:00That movie is AMAZING! I almost jumped and shouted...That movie is AMAZING! I almost jumped and shouted at that last fleeeaky one-blink apparition that flashed by - I had to get a better look at it, I was clickety-clickety stop-pausing it until I got a look. Finally, I wished I hadn't. <br /><br />KITTENSHARK.<br /><br />Ghastly. <br /><br />(feel better)dogimohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01278980067086209626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-87420676183524532382009-11-20T21:27:04.404-07:002009-11-20T21:27:04.404-07:00A long time ago I was sick while there was this we...A long time ago I was sick while there was this weird TV show where these kids would ride a giant flying puppy or something. At the same time they were running some movie about Baron von Munchausen in heavy rotation, and in my fevered naps the two things got mixed together very disturbingly (it's also possible they are the same thing, whatever.)<br /><br />But anyway, never fall asleep with a fever while watching NickJr either. <br /><br />Hope you feel better soon :)dotlizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01491824200108290676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-34553498591508922212009-11-20T20:54:32.188-07:002009-11-20T20:54:32.188-07:00I know crawl-y and pinging and I don't get why...I know crawl-y and pinging and I don't get why other people don't. And I don't get why those are not in first year medical journals.linlahhttp://corn-bean.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-22428434034801210822009-11-20T20:45:56.311-07:002009-11-20T20:45:56.311-07:00Never fall asleep during a Ghost Hunters marathon....Never fall asleep during a Ghost Hunters marathon... just sayin'.<br /><br />Feel better, Allie!!Amyhttp://myextraordinarilyordinarylife.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-34047181274767926422009-11-20T19:55:43.222-07:002009-11-20T19:55:43.222-07:00Land of the Lost was kind of sucky.
Feel better s...Land of the Lost was kind of sucky.<br /><br />Feel better soon.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-20298886454307910832009-11-20T18:52:57.905-07:002009-11-20T18:52:57.905-07:00Girl,
I totally just had swine flu. I'm not k...Girl,<br />I totally just had swine flu. I'm not kidding. Last week. And I definitely felt achy and pokey--and I had a ridiculous fever that left me delirious and exhausted. Please, if you haven't already, go to the doctor. <br />Also, don't ever fall asleep watching "Bone Collector." I made that mistake once. <br />Feel better!<br />~Stormy CruzStormy Cruznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-91845309480577406772009-11-20T16:30:02.228-07:002009-11-20T16:30:02.228-07:00I couldn't watch Land of the Lost anyway. Som...I couldn't watch Land of the Lost anyway. Something about that remake just felt so WRONG.JUST MEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15663723046451628228noreply@blogger.com