tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post1313781434000478417..comments2024-03-26T00:36:21.896-06:00Comments on Hyperbole and a Half: Thing of the Day: Oscillating Fan. Rating: AWESOMEAlliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04259303604002690708noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-47938198170607838142010-04-05T13:05:58.699-06:002010-04-05T13:05:58.699-06:00Amazing, but you forgot one very important fact ab...Amazing, but you forgot one very important fact about your loving oscillating fan. One which I'm sure he might be a little hurt to see you've forgotten. His uncanny ability to give you a robot voice. That in itself is worthy of praise.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10613022602678987036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-24635406562788878172010-04-04T18:34:50.633-06:002010-04-04T18:34:50.633-06:00Buy Fan a can of compressed air. You'll be ab...Buy Fan a can of compressed air. You'll be able to clean out the dust bunnies that collect in his motor, and it will tickle him, too.Trishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-69506689003247044652010-03-30T16:52:49.773-06:002010-03-30T16:52:49.773-06:00BrilliantBrilliantUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18183292188119081536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-27861890554892190622010-03-23T18:58:44.870-06:002010-03-23T18:58:44.870-06:00Oscillating fans like to have strips of tissue pap...Oscillating fans like to have strips of tissue paper taped to the front grill so they can watch them shake and thus feel powerful.polarbeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521210259166744269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-79653948558531553292009-10-15T23:53:08.064-06:002009-10-15T23:53:08.064-06:00I like to ask my fan questions that I think a fan ...I like to ask my fan questions that I think a fan would answer 'no'. Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR. My fan fucking lied to me! (p.s. don't think I'm awesome. I stole that from Mitch Hedberg (the hilarious but dead comedian).Nikolenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4643741973264866223.post-42816270133828400722009-10-15T21:07:33.228-06:002009-10-15T21:07:33.228-06:00I like to put paper in oscillating fans as well. ...I like to put paper in oscillating fans as well. Just tell little children to close their eyes and use their imagination as we play a game I like to call, "Squirrel in a Bug Zapper."Luzairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07904994475678444633noreply@blogger.com